|Wouldn't it be easier for everyone if we all agreed that wrinkled clothes are OK!|
|Banks have now fitted these little mirrors on the ATMs. Now I get to see what having insufficient funds looks like on my face!|
|I'm so lonely that if there's a competition of loneliness, I'm winning it because no one else is there to participate!|
Unn Logon Se Kabhi Behas Mat Karo Jo Bigg Boss Aur Splitsvilla Dekhte Hain!
|Some people refuse to admit their faults.|
I would, if I had any!
|Men and Malts are great when they are Single!|
|Doctor: Describe your headache.|
Wife: He's about 185 cm tall, weighs around 85 kgs and is the father of my two children!
|Wife: Communication is the key in any relationship.|
Me: Okay, so tell me what's wrong.
Wife: Nothing, good night!
|Meri Post Par Yeh Dil-Vil Mat Diya Karo, Kyonki...|
Mujhe Kidney Chahiye, iPhone Lena Hai!
|No matter how good a person you are, you're the devil in someone's story!|