• Wouldn't it be easier for everyone if we all agreed that wrinkled clothes are OK!
    Wouldn't it be easier for everyone if we all agreed that wrinkled clothes are OK!
  • Banks have now fitted these little mirrors on the ATMs. Now I get to see what having insufficient funds looks like on my face!
    Banks have now fitted these little mirrors on the ATMs. Now I get to see what having insufficient funds looks like on my face!
  • I'm so lonely that if there's a competition of loneliness, I'm winning it because no one else is there to participate!
    I'm so lonely that if there's a competition of loneliness, I'm winning it because no one else is there to participate!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
Unn Logon Se Kabhi Behas Mat Karo Jo Bigg Boss Aur Splitsvilla Dekhte Hain!
    Pro Tip:
    Unn Logon Se Kabhi Behas Mat Karo Jo Bigg Boss Aur Splitsvilla Dekhte Hain!
  • Some people refuse to admit their faults.<br/>
I would, if I had any!
    Some people refuse to admit their faults.
    I would, if I had any!
  • Men and Malts are great when they are Single!
    Men and Malts are great when they are Single!
  • Doctor: Describe your headache.<br/>
Wife: He's about 185 cm tall, weighs around 85 kgs and is the father of my two children!
    Doctor: Describe your headache.
    Wife: He's about 185 cm tall, weighs around 85 kgs and is the father of my two children!
  • Wife: Communication is the key in any relationship.<br/>
Me: Okay, so tell me what's wrong.<br/>
Wife: Nothing, good night!
    Wife: Communication is the key in any relationship.
    Me: Okay, so tell me what's wrong.
    Wife: Nothing, good night!
  • Meri Post Par Yeh Dil-Vil Mat Diya Karo, Kyonki...<br/>
Mujhe Kidney Chahiye, iPhone Lena Hai!
    Meri Post Par Yeh Dil-Vil Mat Diya Karo, Kyonki...
    Mujhe Kidney Chahiye, iPhone Lena Hai!
  • No matter how good a person you are, you're the devil in someone's story!
    No matter how good a person you are, you're the devil in someone's story!