• Boy: You look so cute when you're mad.<br/>
Girl: If you continue to do this I'll be gorgeous too!
    Boy: You look so cute when you're mad.
    Girl: If you continue to do this I'll be gorgeous too!
  • Girl calls her boyfriend:<br/>
Girl: How's the weather?<br/>
Boy: It's raining cats and dogs.<br/>
Girl: Koi Pug Mile Toh Rakh Lena Mere Liye!
    Girl calls her boyfriend:
    Girl: How's the weather?
    Boy: It's raining cats and dogs.
    Girl: Koi Pug Mile Toh Rakh Lena Mere Liye!
  • Girl: You know what<br/>
Boy: What?<br/>
Girl: I love moustaches.<br/>
Boy: I know, Is Liye Tumne Bhi Thodi Thodi Rakhi Hui Hain!
    Girl: You know what
    Boy: What?
    Girl: I love moustaches.
    Boy: I know, Is Liye Tumne Bhi Thodi Thodi Rakhi Hui Hain!
  • Girl: Why do you always follow me around?<br/>
Boy: Since my childhood, my parents have told me to follow my dreams!
    Girl: Why do you always follow me around?
    Boy: Since my childhood, my parents have told me to follow my dreams!
  • Boy: Will you go out with me?<br/>
Girl: No.<br/>
Boy: I have a good heart.<br/>
Girl: I don't need a transplant!
    Boy: Will you go out with me?
    Girl: No.
    Boy: I have a good heart.
    Girl: I don't need a transplant!
  • A boy met a girl in Metro.<br/>
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.<br/>
Boy: Really... are you single?<br/>
Girl: No, I am a Dentist!
    A boy met a girl in Metro.
    Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
    Boy: Really... are you single?
    Girl: No, I am a Dentist!
  • Boys are very kind-hearted.<br/>
Have you ever heard that a boy blocked a girl?
    Boys are very kind-hearted.
    Have you ever heard that a boy blocked a girl?
  • Girl: Why are you always following me?<br/>
Boy: Because my parents told me `follow your dreams`!
    Girl: Why are you always following me?
    Boy: Because my parents told me "follow your dreams"!
  • Girls don't compliment guys because they're likely to take it non-platonically;<br/>
Whereas guys take it non-platonically because it happens so infrequently they don't know how to handle it!
    Girls don't compliment guys because they're likely to take it non-platonically;
    Whereas guys take it non-platonically because it happens so infrequently they don't know how to handle it!
  • Girl's Father: Kitna Kama Lete Ho?<br/>
Boy: Ji Lakhs Mein Figure Hai.<br/>
Girl's Father: Tab Bhi, Kitna?<br/>
Boy: 0.2 Lakh!
    Girl's Father: Kitna Kama Lete Ho?
    Boy: Ji Lakhs Mein Figure Hai.
    Girl's Father: Tab Bhi, Kitna?
    Boy: 0.2 Lakh!