• Girl: I found lipstick on your dungarees.<br/>
Boy: I can explain.<br/>
Girl: Just ask her the shade and brand name!
    Girl: I found lipstick on your dungarees.
    Boy: I can explain.
    Girl: Just ask her the shade and brand name!
  • Girl: Do you drink alcohol.<br/>
Boy: Yes.<br/>
Girl: Sharam Nahi Aati?<br/>
Boy: Nanga Ho Kar Thoda Peeta Hun!
    Girl: Do you drink alcohol.
    Boy: Yes.
    Girl: Sharam Nahi Aati?
    Boy: Nanga Ho Kar Thoda Peeta Hun!
  • Boy: Itna Chhota Reply, Kuch Kar Rahi Ho Kya?<br/>
Girl: Haan.<br/>
Boy: Kya?<br/>
Girl: Ignore!
    Boy: Itna Chhota Reply, Kuch Kar Rahi Ho Kya?
    Girl: Haan.
    Boy: Kya?
    Girl: Ignore!
  • Girl: Ok f9, I'll talk 2 u t9i8 w8 4 me.<br/>
Boy: Didi Hindi Ya Angrezi Mein Baat Kar Lo. Maths Hamari Bachpan Se Hi Weak Hai!
    Girl: Ok f9, I'll talk 2 u t9i8 w8 4 me.
    Boy: Didi Hindi Ya Angrezi Mein Baat Kar Lo. Maths Hamari Bachpan Se Hi Weak Hai!
  • Girlfriend: What do you want?<br/>
Me: Nutella and you.<br/>
Girlfriend: Choose only one.<br/>
Me: N'you'tella!
    Girlfriend: What do you want?
    Me: Nutella and you.
    Girlfriend: Choose only one.
    Me: N'you'tella!
  • Boy: What's your name?<br/>
Girl: Vidhi and yours?<br/>
Boy: Vidhaan!
    Boy: What's your name?
    Girl: Vidhi and yours?
    Boy: Vidhaan!
  • Boy: I don't eat peppers, mushrooms, onions or seafood.<br/>
Girl: Well, I don't date children so this is over!
    Boy: I don't eat peppers, mushrooms, onions or seafood.
    Girl: Well, I don't date children so this is over!
  • On a chat:<br/>
Girl: Hey Babe! Why are you not replying?<br/>
Boy: Sorry, attended a funeral.<br/>
Girl: Oh! Who died?<br/>
Boy: My feelings for you!
    On a chat:
    Girl: Hey Babe! Why are you not replying?
    Boy: Sorry, attended a funeral.
    Girl: Oh! Who died?
    Boy: My feelings for you!
  • If a girl talks sweetly, she is charming.<br/>
If a boy talks sweetly, he is flirting!<br/>
#StopGenderInequality
    If a girl talks sweetly, she is charming.
    If a boy talks sweetly, he is flirting!
    #StopGenderInequality
  • If a girl laughs loudly, she is cheerful.<br/>
If a boy laughs loudly, he is mannerless!<br/>
#StopGenderInequality
    If a girl laughs loudly, she is cheerful.
    If a boy laughs loudly, he is mannerless!
    #StopGenderInequality