|Boy: Tum Free Time Mein Kya Karti Ho?|
|A girl chatting with a boy:|
Girl: I love you
Boy: I love you too
Girl: Too late
Boy: You texted me at 10:55, I replied back at 10:57
Girl: What the hell were you doing at 10:56?
|Boy: Hey Sweety, Can I kiss you?|
Girl: No, not even in your dreams.
Boy: In my dreams you're the mother of two kids!
|Girl: Mere Pet Mein Tumhare Prem Ki Nishani Hai.|
Boy: Lekin Maine To Aisa Kuch Bhi Nahi Kiya.
Girl: Arre, Tumne Mujhe Cadbury Di Thi Na, Wo Maine Abhi Khayi Hai.
Boy: Zara Theek-Thak Mazak Kiya Kar!
|Shortest rejected proposal:|
Boy: Tere Kitne Bhai Hai?
Girl: Tujhe Mila Ke 3
|Boy: Sad Kyon Ho?
Girl: Mere Parents Mere Haath Peele Karna Chahte Hain.
Boy: Is Mein Bura Kya Hai, Tum Shaadi Ke Layak Ho Gayi Ho.
Girl: But Mujhe Peela Rang Nahi Pasand "I Love Pink"!
|Boy: Your favorite cuisines?|
Girl: Gaurav, Mohit Bhaiya, Shilpa Di... Par Chote Chacha Ki Ladki, Pinky is my favorite.
Boy: Bas Behan Bas!
|Boy: I have a pen and you have a phone number, think of possibilities.|
Girl: I have a sandal and you have a face, think of casualties!
|Girl: Kuchh Aisa Bolo Ki Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Tez Ho Jaye.|
Boy: Woh Dekh Tere Papa!
|Boy: Can I buy you a drink?|
Girl: Sure, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!