|She: Why didn't you call me?|
He: I met with an accident.
He: I also met my Grandma, but I texted you!
|Boy: Mujhse Shaadi Karogi..|
Boy: Achhi Film Hai Na?
Girl: Kutte Ke Bachhe...
Girl: Kitne Chhote Chhote Hote Hain Na!
|Girlfriend: Mujhe Aise Propose Karo Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kiya Ho.|
Boyfriend: Kutti, Kamini, Zaleel, I Love You. Mujhse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Tabah Kar De Nagin, Ab To Haan Kar De Chudail!
|Girl: Mujhe iPhone Lena Hai.|
Boy: To Le Lo.
Girl: Kaun Si Company Ka Lun?
Boy: Patanjali Ka Le... Us Mein Virus Aur Bacteria Nahi Hote!
|On first Date:|
Boy: Kya Logi, Beer?
Girl: Main Nahi Peeti.
Boy: To Phir Cold-drink?
Girl: Mera Matlab Main Beer Nahi Peeti, Whiskey Le Lungi!
|Boy: What do you like in me?|
Girl: People change with time but you didn't.
Girl: You were jobless when I met you and you're still jobless!
|Bajirao Mastaani Dekh Kar Girlfriend Ne Pucha,|
"Tumhari Koi Mastaani Toh Nahi Hai Na?"
Ab Usko Kaun Samjhaye Ki Wahi Mastaani Hai... Kaashi Toh Koi Aur Hai!
|Boy: Tum Mujhe Pyaar Karti Ho?|
Girl: Yes Baby!
Boy: But Tumhein Toh Meri Koi Parwah Hi Nahi!
Girl: Pyaar Karne Wale Kisi Ki Parwah Nahi Karte!
|Boy: I have a pen, you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.|
Girl: I have a sandal, you have a face. Think of the casualties!
|Girl: Tum Bohot Besharam Ho|
Boy: Wo To Main Bachpan Se Hi Hu, Main To Paida Bhi Nanga Hi Hua Tha...
Boys Always Rock...