• She: Why didn't you call me?<br/>
He: I met with an accident.<br/>
She: So?<br/>
He: I also met my Grandma, but I texted you!
    She: Why didn't you call me?
    He: I met with an accident.
    She: So?
    He: I also met my Grandma, but I texted you!
  • Boy: Mujhse Shaadi Karogi..<br/>
Girl: Kya?<br/>
Boy: Achhi Film Hai Na?<br/>
Girl: Kutte Ke Bachhe...<br/>
Boy: What?<br/>
Girl: Kitne Chhote Chhote Hote Hain Na!
    Boy: Mujhse Shaadi Karogi..
    Girl: Kya?
    Boy: Achhi Film Hai Na?
    Girl: Kutte Ke Bachhe...
    Boy: What?
    Girl: Kitne Chhote Chhote Hote Hain Na!
  • Girlfriend: Mujhe Aise Propose Karo Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kiya Ho.<br/>
Boyfriend: Kutti, Kamini, Zaleel, I Love You. Mujhse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Tabah Kar De Nagin, Ab To Haan Kar De Chudail!
    Girlfriend: Mujhe Aise Propose Karo Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kiya Ho.
    Boyfriend: Kutti, Kamini, Zaleel, I Love You. Mujhse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Tabah Kar De Nagin, Ab To Haan Kar De Chudail!
  • Girl: Mujhe iPhone Lena Hai.<br/>
Boy: To Le Lo.<br/>
Girl: Kaun Si Company Ka Lun?<br/>
Boy: Patanjali Ka Le... Us Mein Virus Aur Bacteria Nahi Hote!
    Girl: Mujhe iPhone Lena Hai.
    Boy: To Le Lo.
    Girl: Kaun Si Company Ka Lun?
    Boy: Patanjali Ka Le... Us Mein Virus Aur Bacteria Nahi Hote!
  • On first Date:<br/>
Boy: Kya Logi, Beer?<br/>
Girl: Main Nahi Peeti.<br/>
Boy: To Phir Cold-drink?<br/>
Girl: Mera Matlab Main Beer Nahi Peeti, Whiskey Le Lungi!
    On first Date:
    Boy: Kya Logi, Beer?
    Girl: Main Nahi Peeti.
    Boy: To Phir Cold-drink?
    Girl: Mera Matlab Main Beer Nahi Peeti, Whiskey Le Lungi!
  • Boy: What do you like in me?<br/>
Girl: People change with time but you didn't.<br/>
Boy: How?<br/>
Girl: You were jobless when I met you and you're still jobless!
    Boy: What do you like in me?
    Girl: People change with time but you didn't.
    Boy: How?
    Girl: You were jobless when I met you and you're still jobless!
  • Bajirao Mastaani Dekh Kar Girlfriend Ne Pucha,<br/>
`Tumhari Koi Mastaani Toh Nahi Hai Na?`<br/>
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Ab Usko Kaun Samjhaye Ki Wahi Mastaani Hai... Kaashi Toh Koi Aur Hai!
    Bajirao Mastaani Dekh Kar Girlfriend Ne Pucha,
    "Tumhari Koi Mastaani Toh Nahi Hai Na?"
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    Ab Usko Kaun Samjhaye Ki Wahi Mastaani Hai... Kaashi Toh Koi Aur Hai!
  • Boy: Tum Mujhe Pyaar Karti Ho?<br/>
Girl: Yes Baby!<br/>
Boy: But Tumhein Toh Meri Koi Parwah Hi Nahi!<br/>
Girl: Pyaar Karne Wale Kisi Ki Parwah Nahi Karte!
    Boy: Tum Mujhe Pyaar Karti Ho?
    Girl: Yes Baby!
    Boy: But Tumhein Toh Meri Koi Parwah Hi Nahi!
    Girl: Pyaar Karne Wale Kisi Ki Parwah Nahi Karte!
  • Boy: I have a pen, you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.<br />
Girl: I have a sandal, you have a face. Think of the casualties!
    Boy: I have a pen, you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.
    Girl: I have a sandal, you have a face. Think of the casualties!
  • Girl: Tum Bohot Besharam Ho<br/>
Boy: Wo To Main Bachpan Se Hi Hu, Main To Paida Bhi Nanga Hi Hua Tha...<br/>
Boys Always Rock...
    Girl: Tum Bohot Besharam Ho
    Boy: Wo To Main Bachpan Se Hi Hu, Main To Paida Bhi Nanga Hi Hua Tha...
    Boys Always Rock...