• Boys are very kind-hearted.<br/>
Have you ever heard that a boy blocked a girl?
    Boys are very kind-hearted.
    Have you ever heard that a boy blocked a girl?
  • Girl: Why are you always following me?<br/>
Boy: Because my parents told me `follow your dreams`!
    Girl: Why are you always following me?
    Boy: Because my parents told me "follow your dreams"!
  • Girls don't compliment guys because they're likely to take it non-platonically;<br/>
Whereas guys take it non-platonically because it happens so infrequently they don't know how to handle it!
    Girls don't compliment guys because they're likely to take it non-platonically;
    Whereas guys take it non-platonically because it happens so infrequently they don't know how to handle it!
  • Girl's Father: Kitna Kama Lete Ho?<br/>
Boy: Ji Lakhs Mein Figure Hai.<br/>
Girl's Father: Tab Bhi, Kitna?<br/>
Boy: 0.2 Lakh!
    Girl's Father: Kitna Kama Lete Ho?
    Boy: Ji Lakhs Mein Figure Hai.
    Girl's Father: Tab Bhi, Kitna?
    Boy: 0.2 Lakh!
  • Girl: Just because I said I can't date you doesn't mean the conversation is over.<br/>
Boy: What more is to discuss, Global Warming?
    Girl: Just because I said I can't date you doesn't mean the conversation is over.
    Boy: What more is to discuss, Global Warming?
  • Boy: Can I buy you a drink?<br/>
Girl: Sure, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
    Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
    Girl: Sure, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
  • Girl: I think it's the time when we should get married.<br/>
Boy: That's OK, but who will marry us?
    Girl: I think it's the time when we should get married.
    Boy: That's OK, but who will marry us?
  • On the first night of marriage:<br/>
Boy: Yeh Lo Doodh<br/>
Girl: Yeh Aadha Glass Pee Kar Kyon De Rahe Ho?<br/>
Boy: I work for Zomato delivery!
    On the first night of marriage:
    Boy: Yeh Lo Doodh
    Girl: Yeh Aadha Glass Pee Kar Kyon De Rahe Ho?
    Boy: I work for Zomato delivery!
  • Boy: You are like my drug.<br/>
Girl: Aww... because you can't live without me?<br/>
Boy: No, because you cost too much and ruin my life!
    Boy: You are like my drug.
    Girl: Aww... because you can't live without me?
    Boy: No, because you cost too much and ruin my life!
  • Boy: Stand there, I will click your photo.<br/>
Girl: Propose Toh Karne Do!<br/>
Boy: What?<br/>
Girl: Par Pose Toh Karne Do!
    Boy: Stand there, I will click your photo.
    Girl: Propose Toh Karne Do!
    Boy: What?
    Girl: Par Pose Toh Karne Do!