|Alexa, go to the gym for me!|
|Just ran some numbers and realized that I would have been the 46th richest man in the world if I didn't eat out this often!|
|Chocolate is the best investment.|
You buy 100 gms and you gain 2 kg!
A good looking girl to jog in front of me while I run. She shouldn't be too fast!
|How am I supposed to lose weight?|
When the best part about life is food!
|Two reasons why I'm fat:|
1. I eat when I'm bored
2. I'm always bored
|Chocolate doesn't melt. |
It's crying because you aren't eating it!
|Next time someone asks you how much you weigh?|
Tell them one hundred and sexy!
|It's gonna take more than a wish and a prayer to get myself in last year's bathing suit!|
|What is unconditional love?|
I looked at my Pizza!