• You want to lose weight and weight doesn't want to lose you.<br/>
Some relationships are so complicated!
    You want to lose weight and weight doesn't want to lose you.
    Some relationships are so complicated!
  • Why would I take up jogging or going to the gym when sitting is so much easier?
    Why would I take up jogging or going to the gym when sitting is so much easier?
  • I woke up at 5 AM, ran 8 Km, had a green smoothie...<br/>
and rest of the dream, I don't remember!
    I woke up at 5 AM, ran 8 Km, had a green smoothie...
    and rest of the dream, I don't remember!
  • Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood...<br/>
So pancakes are more important than family!
    Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood...
    So pancakes are more important than family!
  • Pet Ke Andar Sab Kuchh Jaata Hai...<br/>
Bas Ek Pet Hi Andar Nahi Jaata!
    Pet Ke Andar Sab Kuchh Jaata Hai...
    Bas Ek Pet Hi Andar Nahi Jaata!
  • At McDonald:<br/>
Cashier: Your order, sir?<br/>
Me: I'll have a McSalad.<br/>
Cashier: Sir, there's no McSalad.<br/>
Me: At least, I tried eating healthy and that's what matters. Give me one McSpicy and one fries!
    At McDonald:
    Cashier: Your order, sir?
    Me: I'll have a McSalad.
    Cashier: Sir, there's no McSalad.
    Me: At least, I tried eating healthy and that's what matters. Give me one McSpicy and one fries!
  • Who knew adulthood would involve feeling so much guilt for eating goddamn bread!
    Who knew adulthood would involve feeling so much guilt for eating goddamn bread!
  • Doctors tell us that there are 100,000,000 overweight people in India.<br/>
These are of course just round figures!
    Doctors tell us that there are 100,000,000 overweight people in India.
    These are of course just round figures!
  • Got up this morning and ran around the block five times. Then I got tired, so I picked up the block and put it back in the toy box!
    Got up this morning and ran around the block five times. Then I got tired, so I picked up the block and put it back in the toy box!
  • If she wants to be chased, she better steals my pizza or something!
    If she wants to be chased, she better steals my pizza or something!