• My 3 wishes:<br/>
1. To earn money without working.<br/>
2. To love without being hurt!<br/>
3. To eat without getting fat!
    My 3 wishes:
    1. To earn money without working.
    2. To love without being hurt!
    3. To eat without getting fat!
  • You don't get a body like mine overnight. It takes years of moderate...<br/>
alcoholism, neglect and numerous damaging beahviours!
    You don't get a body like mine overnight. It takes years of moderate...
    alcoholism, neglect and numerous damaging beahviours!
  • I have decided I'm going to avoid everything that makes me fat:<br/><br/>

Pictures<br/>
Mirrors<br/>
Scales!
    I have decided I'm going to avoid everything that makes me fat:

    Pictures
    Mirrors
    Scales!
  • The only cardio I did this month was...<br/>
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running out of money!
    The only cardio I did this month was...
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    running out of money!
  • I like to have my cake and eat it too.<br/>
I'd also like to have your cake and eat it too!
    I like to have my cake and eat it too.
    I'd also like to have your cake and eat it too!
  • I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet...<br/>
I get hungry pretty soon!
    I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet...
    I get hungry pretty soon!
  • My favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.<br/>
It is called lunch!
    My favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.
    It is called lunch!
  • The human body is roughly 60% water...<br/>
So I'm not fat, I'm flooded!
    The human body is roughly 60% water...
    So I'm not fat, I'm flooded!
  • You want to lose weight and weight doesn't want to lose you.<br/>
Some relationships are so complicated!
    You want to lose weight and weight doesn't want to lose you.
    Some relationships are so complicated!
  • Why would I take up jogging or going to the gym when sitting is so much easier?
    Why would I take up jogging or going to the gym when sitting is so much easier?