• During these difficult times, it would be smart to put on jeans once in a while to make sure they still fit.<br/>
Pyjamas and sweat pants will make you believe that all is well!
    During these difficult times, it would be smart to put on jeans once in a while to make sure they still fit.
    Pyjamas and sweat pants will make you believe that all is well!
  • I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.<br/>
Turns out it was the fridge!
    I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
    Turns out it was the fridge!
  • I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothes.<br/>
If I had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up to begin with!
    I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothes.
    If I had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up to begin with!
  • There are 2 types of horizontally-challenged girls:<br/>
1. OMG! I'm looking so fat, I need dieting and gym.<br/>
2. Haan Toh Moti Hun, Kisi Ke Baap Ka Nahi Khaati Main!
    There are 2 types of horizontally-challenged girls:
    1. OMG! I'm looking so fat, I need dieting and gym.
    2. Haan Toh Moti Hun, Kisi Ke Baap Ka Nahi Khaati Main!
  • My 3 wishes:<br/>
1. To earn money without working.<br/>
2. To love without being hurt!<br/>
3. To eat without getting fat!
    My 3 wishes:
    1. To earn money without working.
    2. To love without being hurt!
    3. To eat without getting fat!
  • You don't get a body like mine overnight. It takes years of moderate...<br/>
alcoholism, neglect and numerous damaging beahviours!
    You don't get a body like mine overnight. It takes years of moderate...
    alcoholism, neglect and numerous damaging beahviours!
  • I have decided I'm going to avoid everything that makes me fat:<br/><br/>

Pictures<br/>
Mirrors<br/>
Scales!
    I have decided I'm going to avoid everything that makes me fat:

    Pictures
    Mirrors
    Scales!
  • The only cardio I did this month was...<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
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running out of money!
    The only cardio I did this month was...
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    running out of money!
  • I like to have my cake and eat it too.<br/>
I'd also like to have your cake and eat it too!
    I like to have my cake and eat it too.
    I'd also like to have your cake and eat it too!
  • I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet...<br/>
I get hungry pretty soon!
    I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet...
    I get hungry pretty soon!