|You want to lose weight and weight doesn't want to lose you.|
Some relationships are so complicated!
|Why would I take up jogging or going to the gym when sitting is so much easier?|
|I woke up at 5 AM, ran 8 Km, had a green smoothie...|
and rest of the dream, I don't remember!
|Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood...|
So pancakes are more important than family!
|Pet Ke Andar Sab Kuchh Jaata Hai...|
Bas Ek Pet Hi Andar Nahi Jaata!
Cashier: Your order, sir?
Me: I'll have a McSalad.
Cashier: Sir, there's no McSalad.
Me: At least, I tried eating healthy and that's what matters. Give me one McSpicy and one fries!
|Who knew adulthood would involve feeling so much guilt for eating goddamn bread!|
|Doctors tell us that there are 100,000,000 overweight people in India.|
These are of course just round figures!
|Got up this morning and ran around the block five times. Then I got tired, so I picked up the block and put it back in the toy box!|
|If she wants to be chased, she better steals my pizza or something!|