|My 3 wishes:|
1. To earn money without working.
2. To love without being hurt!
3. To eat without getting fat!
|You don't get a body like mine overnight. It takes years of moderate...|
alcoholism, neglect and numerous damaging beahviours!
|I have decided I'm going to avoid everything that makes me fat:|
|The only cardio I did this month was...|
running out of money!
|I like to have my cake and eat it too.|
I'd also like to have your cake and eat it too!
|I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet...|
I get hungry pretty soon!
|My favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.|
It is called lunch!
|The human body is roughly 60% water...|
So I'm not fat, I'm flooded!
|You want to lose weight and weight doesn't want to lose you.|
Some relationships are so complicated!
|Why would I take up jogging or going to the gym when sitting is so much easier?|