|What is unconditional love?|
I looked at my Pizza!
|Being healthy is the slowest possible way of dying!|
|According to scientists, your body sloughs all of your cells about every seven years.|
After looking in the mirror again, I'm not impressed with the makeover!
|Sometimes I wish that mosquitoes should suck fat instead of blood!|
|I would like to go on a diet, but I'm afraid my brain will get thinner and I will become narrow-minded.|
So I dropped the idea!
|Telling people I'm on a diet to prepare for a movie role because that sounds way better than "my wife is not letting me eat burgers"!|
|I have started losing my winter fat.|
And now I'll have spring rolls!
|The hardest part of my diet is watching my friends eat!|
|I hate when I finish two cheeseburgers, fries, and an apple pie...|
then remember I was supposed to eat a handful of almonds!
|Working out sucks but the results are awesome. Being lazy is awesome but the results suck!|