• I hate when I finish two cheeseburgers, fries, and an apple pie...<br/>
then remember I was supposed to eat a handful of almonds!
    I hate when I finish two cheeseburgers, fries, and an apple pie...
    then remember I was supposed to eat a handful of almonds!
  • Working out sucks but the results are awesome. Being lazy is awesome but the results suck!
    Working out sucks but the results are awesome. Being lazy is awesome but the results suck!
  • Humans used to exercise to find food.<br/>
Now we exercise to get rid of food!
    Humans used to exercise to find food.
    Now we exercise to get rid of food!
  • Trainer: It's crucial that you stick to a super high protein diet.<br/>
Me: I know, I just had a block of cheese!
    Trainer: It's crucial that you stick to a super high protein diet.
    Me: I know, I just had a block of cheese!
  • Burning your body fat makes you a mass murderer!
    Burning your body fat makes you a mass murderer!
  • Eyebrows. The only thing you can get in shape without exercise!
    Eyebrows. The only thing you can get in shape without exercise!
  • Me in my 20s: Eats junk food, works out and loses 5 lbs in a week. <br/>
Me in my 30s: Eats healthy, works out, gains love handles overnight.
    Me in my 20s: Eats junk food, works out and loses 5 lbs in a week.
    Me in my 30s: Eats healthy, works out, gains love handles overnight.
  • My stomach talks to me more than most of my friends!
    My stomach talks to me more than most of my friends!
  • Most people goals: Get married and have babies.<br/>
My Goals: Figure out how to eat cake every night without getting fat!
    Most people goals: Get married and have babies.
    My Goals: Figure out how to eat cake every night without getting fat!
  • Today is chest and leg day!<br/>
Me ordering at KFC!
    Today is chest and leg day!
    Me ordering at KFC!