• I'm on a health kick. I've decided to stop using the drive-thru at McDonald's!! <br/>
I'm going to park the car and walk in!
    I'm on a health kick. I've decided to stop using the drive-thru at McDonald's!!
    I'm going to park the car and walk in!
  • I eat too much candy.<br/>
I know this because my dentist plans his annual vacation after my appointments!
    I eat too much candy.
    I know this because my dentist plans his annual vacation after my appointments!
  • Fat weighs less than muscle so in theory I should be getting lighter!
    Fat weighs less than muscle so in theory I should be getting lighter!
  • Food is the most abused anxiety drug.<br/>
Exercise is the most under utilized antidepressant!
    Food is the most abused anxiety drug.
    Exercise is the most under utilized antidepressant!
  • Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree, that makes it a plant... therefore, chocolate is salad!
    Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree, that makes it a plant... therefore, chocolate is salad!
  • People need to understand the difference between wants and needs.<br/>
Like I want a fit body.<br/>
But I need pizza and chocolates!
    People need to understand the difference between wants and needs.
    Like I want a fit body.
    But I need pizza and chocolates!
  • I had oatmeal and raisins for lunch.<br/>
Just because they were baked into 8 cookies doesn't make me a bad person!
    I had oatmeal and raisins for lunch.
    Just because they were baked into 8 cookies doesn't make me a bad person!
  • Negative thoughts are like fat, it takes a long time to get rid of it and only a short time to gain it back!
    Negative thoughts are like fat, it takes a long time to get rid of it and only a short time to gain it back!
  • 99% of the steps on my FitBit are walks from my bed to the fridge in the kitchen looking for snacks!
    99% of the steps on my FitBit are walks from my bed to the fridge in the kitchen looking for snacks!
  • The two stages of my life:<br/>

1. I need food<br/>
2. I need sleep
    The two stages of my life:
    1. I need food
    2. I need sleep