• A bestie who has a better life than you is not your bestie.<br/>
Zindagi Dono Ki Barabar Se Barbaad Honi Chahiye Pakki Dosti Ke Liye!
    A bestie who has a better life than you is not your bestie.
    Zindagi Dono Ki Barabar Se Barbaad Honi Chahiye Pakki Dosti Ke Liye!
  • Competition Itna Badh Geya Hai Ki Kisi Ko Dukh Sunao Toh...<br/>
Woh Double Suna Deta Hai!
    Competition Itna Badh Geya Hai Ki Kisi Ko Dukh Sunao Toh...
    Woh Double Suna Deta Hai!
  • Flirting at 40 is like IIT-JEE.<br/>
You know `Hona Kuch Nahi Hai!`
    Flirting at 40 is like IIT-JEE.
    You know "Hona Kuch Nahi Hai!"
  • Aunty: Beta Ghar Mein Sab Kaise Hain?<br/>
Malayali Boy: Antiseptic Hai!
    Aunty: Beta Ghar Mein Sab Kaise Hain?
    Malayali Boy: Antiseptic Hai!
  • I asked my stockbroker, `Ab Kya Lena Chahiye?`<br/>
He replied, `Bhagwaan Ka Naam!`
    I asked my stockbroker, "Ab Kya Lena Chahiye?"
    He replied, "Bhagwaan Ka Naam!"
  • Mehnat Kitni Bhi Kar Lo, Qismat Agar Kamini Hai Toh New Zealand Ban Jati Hai!
    Mehnat Kitni Bhi Kar Lo, Qismat Agar Kamini Hai Toh New Zealand Ban Jati Hai!
  • Most Important question facing the country today?<br/>
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Tere Bachon Ka Holiday Home Work Ho Gaya Kya?
    Most Important question facing the country today?
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    Tere Bachon Ka Holiday Home Work Ho Gaya Kya?
  • Ghut Ghut Ke Jeene Se Achha Hai...<br/>
2 Ghoot Maar Ke Jee Lo!
    Ghut Ghut Ke Jeene Se Achha Hai...
    2 Ghoot Maar Ke Jee Lo!
  • Yun Toh Koi Shikayat Nahi Tujhse Bhagwaan,<br/>
Magar Tarbooz Ke Beej Kharbuje Ki Tarah Beech Mein Kar Deta Toh Achha Hota!
    Yun Toh Koi Shikayat Nahi Tujhse Bhagwaan,
    Magar Tarbooz Ke Beej Kharbuje Ki Tarah Beech Mein Kar Deta Toh Achha Hota!
  • Those who can't even eat 'Bhindi' and 'Lauki' are saying...<br/>
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Baby Tum Baat Nahi Karogi Toh Zeher Kha Lunga!
    Those who can't even eat 'Bhindi' and 'Lauki' are saying...
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    Baby Tum Baat Nahi Karogi Toh Zeher Kha Lunga!
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