• Yun Toh Koi Shikayat Nahi Tujhse Bhagwaan,<br/>
Magar Tarbooz Ke Beej Kharbuje Ki Tarah Beech Mein Kar Deta Toh Achha Hota!
    Yun Toh Koi Shikayat Nahi Tujhse Bhagwaan,
    Magar Tarbooz Ke Beej Kharbuje Ki Tarah Beech Mein Kar Deta Toh Achha Hota!
  • Those who can't even eat 'Bhindi' and 'Lauki' are saying...<br/>
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Baby Tum Baat Nahi Karogi Toh Zeher Kha Lunga!
    Those who can't even eat 'Bhindi' and 'Lauki' are saying...
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    Baby Tum Baat Nahi Karogi Toh Zeher Kha Lunga!
  • India is the only country where petrol is measured in days and not in miles.<br/>
`Arey Parson Hi Toh Bharwaya Tha, 2 Din Mein Kaise Khatam Ho Geya?`
    India is the only country where petrol is measured in days and not in miles.
    "Arey Parson Hi Toh Bharwaya Tha, 2 Din Mein Kaise Khatam Ho Geya?"
  • Do you know why God created spaces between our fingers?<br/>
So that when someone would come in your life, he would hold your hand and say...<br/>
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Chal Daru Peete Hain!
    Do you know why God created spaces between our fingers?
    So that when someone would come in your life, he would hold your hand and say...
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    Chal Daru Peete Hain!
  • Being in a relationship and hospital is the same...<br/>
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Everyone ask, `Serious Hai Kya?`
    Being in a relationship and hospital is the same...
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    Everyone ask, "Serious Hai Kya?"
  • Log Aaj-Kal Ladte Nahi Hai Bas Photo Like Karna Band Kar Dete Hain!
    Log Aaj-Kal Ladte Nahi Hai Bas Photo Like Karna Band Kar Dete Hain!
  • English: Something seems to be wrong with this dead body.<br/>
Bihari: Elastic Nahi Lag Rahi Hai Humko!
    English: Something seems to be wrong with this dead body.
    Bihari: Elastic Nahi Lag Rahi Hai Humko!
  • On Messenger:<br/>
Me: Cant find my suitcas<br/>
Friend: Bro, Hindi Mein Likh Le Agar Spelling Nahi Aati Toh.<br/>
Me: Kiski? Kya Galat Hai?<br/>
Friend: Attach E!
    On Messenger:
    Me: Cant find my suitcas
    Friend: Bro, Hindi Mein Likh Le Agar Spelling Nahi Aati Toh.
    Me: Kiski? Kya Galat Hai?
    Friend: Attach E!
  • Hindi: Sundar Ladki Ne Dubki Maari.<br/>
English: Maldives!
    Hindi: Sundar Ladki Ne Dubki Maari.
    English: Maldives!
  • Pal Pal Rang Badalti Hai Duniya,<br/>
Aur Log Puchte Hain, 'Holi Kab Hai'!
    Pal Pal Rang Badalti Hai Duniya,
    Aur Log Puchte Hain, 'Holi Kab Hai'!