|English: Something seems to be wrong with this dead body.|
Bihari: Elastic Nahi Lag Rahi Hai Humko!
Me: Cant find my suitcas
Friend: Bro, Hindi Mein Likh Le Agar Spelling Nahi Aati Toh.
Me: Kiski? Kya Galat Hai?
Friend: Attach E!
|Hindi: Sundar Ladki Ne Dubki Maari.|
|Pal Pal Rang Badalti Hai Duniya,|
Aur Log Puchte Hain, 'Holi Kab Hai'!
|What is Bhang called in English?|
|Santa: Mera Order Abhi Tak Kyon Nahi Aaya, Ullu Ke Patthe?|
Customer Care: Please Sir, Pehle Aap Namarta Se Baat Kijiye.
Santa: OK! Karwao!
Other countries: Involuntary contractions of the diaphragm muscle causing the opening between the vocal cords snap shut to check the inflow of air.
India: Koi Yaad Kar Raha Hoga Tujhe!
|Aaj Ka Gyan:|
Yeh Jo Log Bolte Hain Na, "I love to cry in rain so that no one can see my tears"... Yeh Woh Hi Log Hain Jo Swimming Pool Mein Ja Kar Moot Dete Hain!
|Sitaron Se Aage Jahaan Aur Bhi Hain Abhi Ishq Ke Imtihan Aur Bhi Hain...|
Here Ishq is either a CA or a medical student!
|Zindagi Ki Yahi Reet Hai,|
Peeth Peeche Sab Kameeney Aur Sahmne Sab Sweet Hain!