• India has the most talented students.<br/>
'Bas Bhai Heading Bata De Baki Main Khud Likh Lunga!'
    India has the most talented students.
    'Bas Bhai Heading Bata De Baki Main Khud Likh Lunga!'
  • Girlfriend: Main Tumhein Saari Takleefo Se Door Rakhna Chahti Hun!<br/>
Pappu: Kyon Kahan Ja Rahi Ho Tum?
    Girlfriend: Main Tumhein Saari Takleefo Se Door Rakhna Chahti Hun!
    Pappu: Kyon Kahan Ja Rahi Ho Tum?
  • Doctors after operation and students after exam have the same thing to say -<br/>
`Kuchh Keh Nahi Sakte Bas Dua Karna!`
    Doctors after operation and students after exam have the same thing to say -
    "Kuchh Keh Nahi Sakte Bas Dua Karna!"
  • Never hurt a Samosa, Vada Aur Kachori by saying NO...<br/>
They too have fillings inside!
    Never hurt a Samosa, Vada Aur Kachori by saying NO...
    They too have fillings inside!
  • Bhagwaan Aap Sabko Diwali Ke Messages Delete Karne Ki Shakti De!
    Bhagwaan Aap Sabko Diwali Ke Messages Delete Karne Ki Shakti De!
  • Agle 3-4 Dino Ke Liye Aap Sabhi Ko Same To You!
    Agle 3-4 Dino Ke Liye Aap Sabhi Ko Same To You!
  • Others' Mom: Koi Pasand Ho To Bata Dena.<br/>
My Mom: Kisi Ko Tu Pasand Aa Jaye Toh Bata Dena!
    Others' Mom: Koi Pasand Ho To Bata Dena.
    My Mom: Kisi Ko Tu Pasand Aa Jaye Toh Bata Dena!
  • Relatives: Beta, Kya Karte Ho?<br/>
Mom: Woh Athlete Hai, Apne Career Ke Saath Khelta Hai!
    Relatives: Beta, Kya Karte Ho?
    Mom: Woh Athlete Hai, Apne Career Ke Saath Khelta Hai!
  • Someone asked me, `Yeh Mirchi Kis Mausam Mein Lagti Hai?`<br/>
I replied, `Iska Koi Mausam Nahi Hota, Jab Sach Bolo Tab Lagti Hai!`
    Someone asked me, "Yeh Mirchi Kis Mausam Mein Lagti Hai?"
    I replied, "Iska Koi Mausam Nahi Hota, Jab Sach Bolo Tab Lagti Hai!"
  • Girl: I need to lose weight.<br/>
Friend: Puja Kiya Karo.<br/>
Girl: Puja? Why?<br/>
Friend: Puja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi!
    Girl: I need to lose weight.
    Friend: Puja Kiya Karo.
    Girl: Puja? Why?
    Friend: Puja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi!