• Examiner: Beta Cheat Mat Karo.<br/>
Peeche Se Girlfriend: Mujhe Toh Ispe Pehle Se Hi Shak Tha!
    Examiner: Beta Cheat Mat Karo.
    Peeche Se Girlfriend: Mujhe Toh Ispe Pehle Se Hi Shak Tha!
  • Yamraj: Marne Se Pehle Koi Aakhiri Khwahish?<br/>
Desi: Haan Bas Ek Cup Adrak Wali Chai Mil Jati To Maza Aa Jaata!
    Yamraj: Marne Se Pehle Koi Aakhiri Khwahish?
    Desi: Haan Bas Ek Cup Adrak Wali Chai Mil Jati To Maza Aa Jaata!
  • I am my own 4 AM friend. Everyday at 4 AM, I have deep conversations with myself like, `What's wrong with you? Tu Sota Kyon Nahi Hai?`
    I am my own 4 AM friend. Everyday at 4 AM, I have deep conversations with myself like, "What's wrong with you? Tu Sota Kyon Nahi Hai?"
  • I think girls with Thakur surname get the coolest marriage proposals.<br/>
`Yeh Haath Humein De De, Thakur`!
    I think girls with Thakur surname get the coolest marriage proposals.
    "Yeh Haath Humein De De, Thakur"!
  • Hum Indians Sabko Respectfully Bulaate Hain.<br/>
Yahan Tak Ki Emoticons Ko Bhi Emoji Bulaate Hain!
    Hum Indians Sabko Respectfully Bulaate Hain.
    Yahan Tak Ki Emoticons Ko Bhi Emoji Bulaate Hain!
  • Aadhi Ladkiyon Ka Toh Anushka Ka Lehnga Dekh Kar Hi Shaadi Karne Ka Mann Ho Geya!
    Aadhi Ladkiyon Ka Toh Anushka Ka Lehnga Dekh Kar Hi Shaadi Karne Ka Mann Ho Geya!
  • After spending one day at a Gym:<br/>
Girl: Main Patli Hui Kya, Kuchh Kam Lag Raha Hai?<br/>
Trainer: Haan Bilkul!<br/>
Girl: Really! Kya?<br/>
Trainer: Dimaag!
    After spending one day at a Gym:
    Girl: Main Patli Hui Kya, Kuchh Kam Lag Raha Hai?
    Trainer: Haan Bilkul!
    Girl: Really! Kya?
    Trainer: Dimaag!
  • Hamesha Apne Doston Ki Suno, Kyonki...<br/>
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Unke Ghar Mein Unki Koi Nahi Sunta!
    Hamesha Apne Doston Ki Suno, Kyonki...
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    Unke Ghar Mein Unki Koi Nahi Sunta!
  • What 2018 tells to 2017?<br/>
Tu 17 Baras Ki, Main 18 Baras Ka!<br/>
Wish you a wonderful 2018!
    What 2018 tells to 2017?
    Tu 17 Baras Ki, Main 18 Baras Ka!
    Wish you a wonderful 2018!
  • A horse died of starvation.<br/>
Usko Koi Ghaas Nahi Daalta Tha!
    A horse died of starvation.
    Usko Koi Ghaas Nahi Daalta Tha!