• One of my friends, a Punjabi teacher was dating a Hindi teacher.<br/>
When I asked him why, he said, `व्याकरण वास्ते`!
    One of my friends, a Punjabi teacher was dating a Hindi teacher.
    When I asked him why, he said, "व्याकरण वास्ते"!
  • Shortest joke:<br/>
Mrs. Das divorced Mr. Das<br/>
Now she is Bin Das!
    Shortest joke:
    Mrs. Das divorced Mr. Das
    Now she is Bin Das!
  • Meri Post Par Yeh Dil-Vil Mat Diya Karo, Kyonki...<br/>
Mujhe Kidney Chahiye, iPhone Lena Hai!
    Meri Post Par Yeh Dil-Vil Mat Diya Karo, Kyonki...
    Mujhe Kidney Chahiye, iPhone Lena Hai!
  • Kuch Logon Ka Pyaar Bhi Sarkaari Hota Hai...<br/>
Na Toh File Aage Badhti Hai Aur Na Hi Maamla Band Hota Hai!
    Kuch Logon Ka Pyaar Bhi Sarkaari Hota Hai...
    Na Toh File Aage Badhti Hai Aur Na Hi Maamla Band Hota Hai!
  • Girl: You are funny. Mazak Karna Kaha Se Seekha?<br/>
Boy: Zindagi Se!
    Girl: You are funny. Mazak Karna Kaha Se Seekha?
    Boy: Zindagi Se!
  • Itna Padhai Karo Ki Chahe Ladki Reject Kare;<br/>
Par Ladki Ke Papa Kabhi Reject Na Kare!
    Itna Padhai Karo Ki Chahe Ladki Reject Kare;
    Par Ladki Ke Papa Kabhi Reject Na Kare!
  • Don't expect anything great to happen next year.<br/>
Iss Saal Aur Agle Saal Mein Sirf Unees Bees Ka Farak Hoga!
    Don't expect anything great to happen next year.
    Iss Saal Aur Agle Saal Mein Sirf Unees Bees Ka Farak Hoga!
  • Me (before marriage): Ruko, mat jao!<br/>
Me (after marriage): Ruko mat, jao!
    Me (before marriage): Ruko, mat jao!
    Me (after marriage): Ruko mat, jao!
  • Fastest Rebirth:<br/>
Kahan Mar Gaya?<br/>
Aaya Mummy!
    Fastest Rebirth:
    Kahan Mar Gaya?
    Aaya Mummy!
  • Man: Pandit Ji, Navratri Mein Sab Liquid Le Sakte Hain Kya?<br/>
Pandit Ji: Jo Tum Soch Rahe Ho, Woh Toh Bilkul Hi Nahi!
    Man: Pandit Ji, Navratri Mein Sab Liquid Le Sakte Hain Kya?
    Pandit Ji: Jo Tum Soch Rahe Ho, Woh Toh Bilkul Hi Nahi!