|One of my friends, a Punjabi teacher was dating a Hindi teacher.|
When I asked him why, he said, "व्याकरण वास्ते"!
Mrs. Das divorced Mr. Das
Now she is Bin Das!
|Meri Post Par Yeh Dil-Vil Mat Diya Karo, Kyonki...|
Mujhe Kidney Chahiye, iPhone Lena Hai!
|Kuch Logon Ka Pyaar Bhi Sarkaari Hota Hai...|
Na Toh File Aage Badhti Hai Aur Na Hi Maamla Band Hota Hai!
|Girl: You are funny. Mazak Karna Kaha Se Seekha?|
Boy: Zindagi Se!
|Itna Padhai Karo Ki Chahe Ladki Reject Kare;|
Par Ladki Ke Papa Kabhi Reject Na Kare!
|Don't expect anything great to happen next year.|
Iss Saal Aur Agle Saal Mein Sirf Unees Bees Ka Farak Hoga!
|Me (before marriage): Ruko, mat jao!|
Me (after marriage): Ruko mat, jao!
Kahan Mar Gaya?
|Man: Pandit Ji, Navratri Mein Sab Liquid Le Sakte Hain Kya?|
Pandit Ji: Jo Tum Soch Rahe Ho, Woh Toh Bilkul Hi Nahi!