|This morning I called my mom by 'birth giver' and she replied 'yes financial drain'!|
|You know you're ugly when a boiling kettle won't even give you a whistle!|
|Remember you're someone's reason to smile... because you're a joke!|
|Calling you an idiot will be an insult to stupid people!|
|If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!|
|You remind me that a Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN!|
|Don't you hate it when someone says `Omg we're practically twins!` but they're really ugly? |
I'm sorry, I'll stop doing that!
|You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera!|
|When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only pain for others. |
It's the same when you are stupid!
|Sometimes I feel if Elon Musk really wants to help humanity he should invent a way to punch people in the face through a smartphone screen!|