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I was going to give you a nasty look;
But I see you already have one! -
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a pineapple at his face! -
If you are ugly, you are ugly. There is nothing like inner beauty.
Do you see short people going around saying they got inner height? -
As the years go, you may lose your hair, teeth & eyesight. But not your talent, wisdom & intelligence.
Because you can never loose which you don't have! -
Keep your nose in your mask and out of my business! -
If you think you look ugly in glasses, it may just be because you can see your face better with them! -
Some people are like Slinkies... they are really good for nothing.
But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! -
Some people look good in photos but not in real life.
Some people look good in real life but not in photos.
I am none of them! -
Don't think you are useless.
Though you are but don't think about that! -
Mirrors don't lie.
Lucky for some, they don't laugh either!