|Some people look good in photos but not in real life.|
Some people look good in real life but not in photos.
I am none of them!
|Don't think you are useless.|
Though you are but don't think about that!
|Mirrors don't lie.|
Lucky for some, they don't laugh either!
|Being smart but not good at tests is like being attractive but not photogenic!|
|If someone doesn't text you back within an hour or two... they are ignoring you. |
No one is without their phone for hours!
|You know you are ugly when the only compliment you ever get is about your eyes or your hair!|
|Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once!|
|This morning I called my mom by 'birth giver' and she replied 'yes financial drain'!|
|You know you're ugly when a boiling kettle won't even give you a whistle!|
|Remember you're someone's reason to smile... because you're a joke!|