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This morning I called my mom by 'birth giver' and she replied 'yes financial drain'! -
You know you're ugly when a boiling kettle won't even give you a whistle! -
Remember you're someone's reason to smile... because you're a joke! -
Calling you an idiot will be an insult to stupid people! -
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world! -
You remind me that a Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN! -
Don't you hate it when someone says `Omg we're practically twins!` but they're really ugly?
I'm sorry, I'll stop doing that! -
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera! -
When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only pain for others.
It's the same when you are stupid! -
Sometimes I feel if Elon Musk really wants to help humanity he should invent a way to punch people in the face through a smartphone screen!