Being smart but not good at tests is like being attractive but not photogenic! |
If someone doesn't text you back within an hour or two... they are ignoring you. No one is without their phone for hours! |
You know you are ugly when the only compliment you ever get is about your eyes or your hair! |
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once! |
This morning I called my mom by 'birth giver' and she replied 'yes financial drain'! |
You know you're ugly when a boiling kettle won't even give you a whistle! |
Remember you're someone's reason to smile... because you're a joke! |
Calling you an idiot will be an insult to stupid people! |
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world! |
You remind me that a Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN! |