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Don't think you are useless.
Though you are but don't think about that! -
Mirrors don't lie.
Lucky for some, they don't laugh either! -
Being smart but not good at tests is like being attractive but not photogenic! -
If someone doesn't text you back within an hour or two... they are ignoring you.
No one is without their phone for hours! -
You know you are ugly when the only compliment you ever get is about your eyes or your hair! -
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once! -
This morning I called my mom by 'birth giver' and she replied 'yes financial drain'! -
You know you're ugly when a boiling kettle won't even give you a whistle! -
Remember you're someone's reason to smile... because you're a joke! -
Calling you an idiot will be an insult to stupid people!