• This morning I called my mom by 'birth giver' and she replied 'yes financial drain'!
    This morning I called my mom by 'birth giver' and she replied 'yes financial drain'!
  • You know you're ugly when a boiling kettle won't even give you a whistle!
    You know you're ugly when a boiling kettle won't even give you a whistle!
  • Remember you're someone's reason to smile... because you're a joke!
    Remember you're someone's reason to smile... because you're a joke!
  • Calling you an idiot will be an insult to stupid people!
    Calling you an idiot will be an insult to stupid people!
  • If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!
    If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!
  • You remind me that a Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN!
    You remind me that a Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN!
  • Don't you hate it when someone says `Omg we're practically twins!` but they're really ugly? <br/>
I'm sorry, I'll stop doing that!
    Don't you hate it when someone says `Omg we're practically twins!` but they're really ugly?
    I'm sorry, I'll stop doing that!
  • You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera!
    You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera!
  • When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only pain for others. <br/>
It's the same when you are stupid!
    When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only pain for others.
    It's the same when you are stupid!
  • Sometimes I feel if Elon Musk really wants to help humanity he should invent a way to punch people in the face through a smartphone screen!
    Sometimes I feel if Elon Musk really wants to help humanity he should invent a way to punch people in the face through a smartphone screen!