|Better to have loved and divorced...|
Than to be stuck with an idiot forever!
|In 50 years grandparents will be telling their kids the story of how grandad slid into grandmamas DM's and how romantic it was!|
|The human body is 90% water. So we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety!|
|Flirting with someone with whom there are chances of catching feelings is an extreme sport!|
|A friend with weed is a friend indeed!|
|I'm not everyone's cup of tea...|
But bloody hell, I drink Coffee!
|Sometimes I feel useless but then I realize I breathe out Carbon Dioxide for plants!|
|Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went!|
|If an employer ever says "We're like a family here" what they mean is they're going to ruin you psychologically!|
|An empty fridge is the saddest appliance on Earth!|