|Sometimes I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on!|
|You always win arguments in your head because everyone there thinks like you!|
|Ek 56 Yeh Bhi...|
|People have so many good things to say about you.|
But the sad part is that you have to die first!
|Almost a century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly...|
and as you can see, they were Wright!
|I know several jokes in sign language.|
I guarantee nobody has ever heard them!
|Instead of throwing a bouquet at her single friends, shouldn't a bride be throwing a dog so that those single losers can have some companionship?|
Arms are really inconvenient when trying to find a comfy sleeping position!
|Can we start the weekend over again? |
I wasn't ready!
|Two truths in life: Everybody is weird, and everybody is trying to hide it!|