• Sometimes I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on!
    Sometimes I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on!
  • You always win arguments in your head because everyone there thinks like you!
    You always win arguments in your head because everyone there thinks like you!
  • Ek 56 Yeh Bhi...<br/>
R+A+V+A+N<br/>
18+1+22+1+14
    Ek 56 Yeh Bhi...
    R+A+V+A+N
    18+1+22+1+14
  • People have so many good things to say about you.<br/>
But the sad part is that you have to die first!
    People have so many good things to say about you.
    But the sad part is that you have to die first!
  • Almost a century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly...<br/>
and as you can see, they were Wright!
    Almost a century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly...
    and as you can see, they were Wright!
  • I know several jokes in sign language.<br/>
I guarantee nobody has ever heard them!
    I know several jokes in sign language.
    I guarantee nobody has ever heard them!
  • Instead of throwing a bouquet at her single friends, shouldn't a bride be throwing a dog so that those single losers can have some companionship?
    Instead of throwing a bouquet at her single friends, shouldn't a bride be throwing a dog so that those single losers can have some companionship?
  • Fact:<br/>

Arms are really inconvenient when trying to find a comfy sleeping position!
    Fact:
    Arms are really inconvenient when trying to find a comfy sleeping position!
  • Can we start the weekend over again? <br/>
I wasn't ready!
    Can we start the weekend over again?
    I wasn't ready!
  • Two truths in life: Everybody is weird, and everybody is trying to hide it!
    Two truths in life: Everybody is weird, and everybody is trying to hide it!