• It's the communication age, yet nobody wants to utter more than three words before getting back to their phones!
    It's the communication age, yet nobody wants to utter more than three words before getting back to their phones!
  • Friendship is changing:<br/>
When I was young they introduced me to alcohol and now they are asking me to try juice cleanser!
    Friendship is changing:
    When I was young they introduced me to alcohol and now they are asking me to try juice cleanser!
  • Children are happy because they live in the moment while adults are unhappy because they live in the future (or past)!
    Children are happy because they live in the moment while adults are unhappy because they live in the future (or past)!
  • The world doesn't have a food shortage problem, it has a food distribution problem!
    The world doesn't have a food shortage problem, it has a food distribution problem!
  • We take for granted that most snakes and spider are solitary animals. Imagine them travelling in packs!
    We take for granted that most snakes and spider are solitary animals. Imagine them travelling in packs!
  • Sometimes you just want to throw fertilizer at people so they grow up!
    Sometimes you just want to throw fertilizer at people so they grow up!
  • Books would get a lot more suspenseful if we didn't know how many pages we had left!
    Books would get a lot more suspenseful if we didn't know how many pages we had left!
  • People say the nicest things during first dates and funerals!
    People say the nicest things during first dates and funerals!
  • Clapping is literally just slapping yourself because you like something!
    Clapping is literally just slapping yourself because you like something!
  • Nothing puts you in a bad mood like someone asking why you're in such a bad mood!
    Nothing puts you in a bad mood like someone asking why you're in such a bad mood!