|I prefer my dogs to people.|
Atleast, their shit comes out the right end!
|The internet is the only place where people talk endlessly to each other about how much they don't like talking to people!|
Not stabbing someone when you really want to!
|Being an introvert allows me to care about humanity and despise human beings, simultaneously!|
|Teachers scared us into doing our work by telling us we were gonna be garbage men, and never told us garbage men make more than them!|
|I like to relax after a hard day at work by arguing with strangers on the internet!|
Performing stunts like having opinions can be dangerous!
|People always prefer an honest opinion, as long as it isn't about them!|
|The internet has gotten dumber over time because it took stupid people a longer time to figure how to use it!|
|I just realized that one can learn better grammar by being an idiot online than attending 15 years of school!|