• Better to have loved and divorced...<br/>
Than to be stuck with an idiot forever!
    Better to have loved and divorced...
    Than to be stuck with an idiot forever!
  • In 50 years grandparents will be telling their kids the story of how grandad slid into grandmamas DM's and how romantic it was!
    In 50 years grandparents will be telling their kids the story of how grandad slid into grandmamas DM's and how romantic it was!
  • The human body is 90% water. So we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety!
    The human body is 90% water. So we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety!
  • Flirting with someone with whom there are chances of catching feelings is an extreme sport!
    Flirting with someone with whom there are chances of catching feelings is an extreme sport!
  • A friend with weed is a friend indeed!
    A friend with weed is a friend indeed!
  • I'm not everyone's cup of tea...<br/>
But bloody hell, I drink Coffee!
    I'm not everyone's cup of tea...
    But bloody hell, I drink Coffee!
  • Sometimes I feel useless but then I realize I breathe out Carbon Dioxide for plants!
    Sometimes I feel useless but then I realize I breathe out Carbon Dioxide for plants!
  • Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went!
    Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went!
  • If an employer ever says `We're like a family here` what they mean is they're going to ruin you psychologically!
    If an employer ever says "We're like a family here" what they mean is they're going to ruin you psychologically!
  • An empty fridge is the saddest appliance on Earth!
    An empty fridge is the saddest appliance on Earth!