• The adult version of `head, shoulders, knees and toes` is `wallet, glasses, keys and phone`!
    The adult version of "head, shoulders, knees and toes" is "wallet, glasses, keys and phone"!
  • `You've changed` and `You haven't changed at all` are two of the most impactful things you can say to someone, negative or positive!
    `You've changed` and `You haven't changed at all` are two of the most impactful things you can say to someone, negative or positive!
  • Humanity was such a big success but the biggest threat to it is humanity itself!
    Humanity was such a big success but the biggest threat to it is humanity itself!
  • Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself!
    Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself!
  • The man who invented the internet is 80 years old now.<br/>
If you see him walking down the street, you'll think he's just another old dude who doesn't know how to use internet!
    The man who invented the internet is 80 years old now.
    If you see him walking down the street, you'll think he's just another old dude who doesn't know how to use internet!
  • New age philosophy:<br/>
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken must be on social media!
    New age philosophy:
    Anything that is too stupid to be spoken must be on social media!
  • Always be careful of what you hear about a woman.<br/>
Rumours either come from a man that can't have her or a woman that can't compete with her!
    Always be careful of what you hear about a woman.
    Rumours either come from a man that can't have her or a woman that can't compete with her!
  • Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. <br/>
Every time I have pessimistic thoughts, I put a quid in.<br/>
It's currently half empty!
    Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar.
    Every time I have pessimistic thoughts, I put a quid in.
    It's currently half empty!
  • I named my eraser confidence because it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake I make!
    I named my eraser confidence because it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake I make!
  • Why Doctor Day & CA Day celebrated on the same day?<br/>
Because 'Health is Wealth'!
    Why Doctor Day & CA Day celebrated on the same day?
    Because 'Health is Wealth'!