• Isn't it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?
    Isn't it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?
  • I hate it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart while they have never even seen one of his paintings!
    I hate it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart while they have never even seen one of his paintings!
  • If you see me online, it means we both are online!
    If you see me online, it means we both are online!
  • Breakups are not always meant for makeups, sometimes they are meant for wakeups!
    Breakups are not always meant for makeups, sometimes they are meant for wakeups!
  • Your funeral is the one thing you will attend and miss simultaneously!
    Your funeral is the one thing you will attend and miss simultaneously!
  • Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you!
    Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you!
  • A `lap` is a non-existent body part that imaginably exists only when you are sitting!
    A "lap" is a non-existent body part that imaginably exists only when you are sitting!
  • Have you ever realized that 9 minutes on the snooze are a lot faster than 9 minutes on the microwave?
    Have you ever realized that 9 minutes on the snooze are a lot faster than 9 minutes on the microwave?
  • Just realized that loudest word ever shouted is the word `quiet`!
    Just realized that loudest word ever shouted is the word `quiet`!
  • If you're introvert and attractive, you're mysterious. But if you're introvert and ugly, you qualify as a weirdo!
    If you're introvert and attractive, you're mysterious. But if you're introvert and ugly, you qualify as a weirdo!