• I'm at that stage of my life where I keep myself out of arguments even if you tell me 1+1 = 5 you are absolutely correct, enjoy!
    I'm at that stage of my life where I keep myself out of arguments even if you tell me 1+1 = 5 you are absolutely correct, enjoy!
  • I don't want to brag, but I finished the jigsaw puzzle in a week and it said 2-4 years on the box!
    I don't want to brag, but I finished the jigsaw puzzle in a week and it said 2-4 years on the box!
  • How you feel when you get a text from your crush is the same happiness your mom feels when she gets a text from you!
    How you feel when you get a text from your crush is the same happiness your mom feels when she gets a text from you!
  • Don't trust people who tell you other people's secrets!
    Don't trust people who tell you other people's secrets!
  • The only thing scarier than finding extraterrestrial alien life on another planet would be to find other humans on another planet!
    The only thing scarier than finding extraterrestrial alien life on another planet would be to find other humans on another planet!
  • You have existed since the beginning of the universe, but only realized it when you gained consciousness!
    You have existed since the beginning of the universe, but only realized it when you gained consciousness!
  • The climate change problem would be eventually fixed by humans or by the death of humans!
    The climate change problem would be eventually fixed by humans or by the death of humans!
  • Being fat is the only problem that you can run away from!
    Being fat is the only problem that you can run away from!
  • Most of traditions and festivals are just peer pressure from dead people!
    Most of traditions and festivals are just peer pressure from dead people!
  • If you can drive your car in India without abusing anyone... you have truly attained inner peace!
    If you can drive your car in India without abusing anyone... you have truly attained inner peace!