• Most of traditions and festivals are just peer pressure from dead people!
    Most of traditions and festivals are just peer pressure from dead people!
  • If you can drive your car in India without abusing anyone... you have truly attained inner peace!
    If you can drive your car in India without abusing anyone... you have truly attained inner peace!
  • A chair is just a disabled wheelchair!
    A chair is just a disabled wheelchair!
  • If you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine's Day.<br/>
Marry the wrong person, everyday is Martyrs Day.<br/>
Marry a lazy person, everyday is Labour Day.<br/>
Marry a rich person, everyday is New Year's Day.<br/>
You marry an immature person, everyday would seem like Children's Day.<br/>
Marry a cheater or a liar, everyday will become April Fool's Day.<br/>
Don't get married, then everyday is Independence Day!
    If you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine's Day.
    Marry the wrong person, everyday is Martyrs Day.
    Marry a lazy person, everyday is Labour Day.
    Marry a rich person, everyday is New Year's Day.
    You marry an immature person, everyday would seem like Children's Day.
    Marry a cheater or a liar, everyday will become April Fool's Day.
    Don't get married, then everyday is Independence Day!
  • Both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand which makes skyscrapers just really tall sandcastles!
    Both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand which makes skyscrapers just really tall sandcastles!
  • To sleep, you trick yourself into thinking you're asleep.<br/>
To wake up, you trick yourself into thinking you don't hate life!
    To sleep, you trick yourself into thinking you're asleep.
    To wake up, you trick yourself into thinking you don't hate life!
  • The longer you wait, the hotter you date!
    The longer you wait, the hotter you date!
  • Salt is just angry sugar!
    Salt is just angry sugar!
  • I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1 PM!
    I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1 PM!
  • When we sleep, our brains have enough power to generate its own reality in dreams.<br/>
When we're awake, it doesn't have enough power to remember why we walked into a room!
    When we sleep, our brains have enough power to generate its own reality in dreams.
    When we're awake, it doesn't have enough power to remember why we walked into a room!