|Most of traditions and festivals are just peer pressure from dead people!|
|If you can drive your car in India without abusing anyone... you have truly attained inner peace!|
|A chair is just a disabled wheelchair!|
|If you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine's Day.|
Marry the wrong person, everyday is Martyrs Day.
Marry a lazy person, everyday is Labour Day.
Marry a rich person, everyday is New Year's Day.
You marry an immature person, everyday would seem like Children's Day.
Marry a cheater or a liar, everyday will become April Fool's Day.
Don't get married, then everyday is Independence Day!
|Both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand which makes skyscrapers just really tall sandcastles!|
|To sleep, you trick yourself into thinking you're asleep.|
To wake up, you trick yourself into thinking you don't hate life!
|The longer you wait, the hotter you date!|
|Salt is just angry sugar!|
|I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1 PM!|
|When we sleep, our brains have enough power to generate its own reality in dreams.|
When we're awake, it doesn't have enough power to remember why we walked into a room!