• I check my horoscope to see if there's an explanation for today's sufferings!
    I check my horoscope to see if there's an explanation for today's sufferings!
  • Roasting each other is a part of a healthy relationship!
    Roasting each other is a part of a healthy relationship!
  • Social media... where the mouse is mightier than the sword!
    Social media... where the mouse is mightier than the sword!
  • Sometimes I just wish to be a panda so that I can eat and sleep all day and still look cute!
    Sometimes I just wish to be a panda so that I can eat and sleep all day and still look cute!
  • I love making people who already hate me hate me more!
    I love making people who already hate me hate me more!
  • Pro tip:<br/>
No matter how hard you try you cannot make someone want you!
    Pro tip:
    No matter how hard you try you cannot make someone want you!
  • Shoes and people: if they hurt you, are not your size!
    Shoes and people: if they hurt you, are not your size!
  • I don't know what is emptier, my bank account or my love life!
    I don't know what is emptier, my bank account or my love life!
  • Out of all my body parts, I'm sure my eyes are in the best shape.<br/>
I do at least 463 eye rolls a day!
    Out of all my body parts, I'm sure my eyes are in the best shape.
    I do at least 463 eye rolls a day!
  • The only thing that's upgrading in my life every year is the software I use!
    The only thing that's upgrading in my life every year is the software I use!