|I check my horoscope to see if there's an explanation for today's sufferings!|
|Roasting each other is a part of a healthy relationship!|
|Social media... where the mouse is mightier than the sword!|
|Sometimes I just wish to be a panda so that I can eat and sleep all day and still look cute!|
|I love making people who already hate me hate me more!|
No matter how hard you try you cannot make someone want you!
|Shoes and people: if they hurt you, are not your size!|
|I don't know what is emptier, my bank account or my love life!|
|Out of all my body parts, I'm sure my eyes are in the best shape.|
I do at least 463 eye rolls a day!
|The only thing that's upgrading in my life every year is the software I use!|