• I am pretty sure the pages in my textbooks are chloroform coated. Never let me finish my study!
    I am pretty sure the pages in my textbooks are chloroform coated. Never let me finish my study!
  • Science will admit when it is wrong;<br/>
but Religion will kill to prove it is right!
    Science will admit when it is wrong;
    but Religion will kill to prove it is right!
  • Religion is just an open source program where everyone claims that their build is the official release!
    Religion is just an open source program where everyone claims that their build is the official release!
  • According a survey, a self-obsessed person is a perfect donor for a heart transplant... after all, it's never been used!
    According a survey, a self-obsessed person is a perfect donor for a heart transplant... after all, it's never been used!
  • I don't know why it is called Sunday and not 'Sonede'?
    I don't know why it is called Sunday and not 'Sonede'?
  • The quickest way to knowledge is not asking questions, but publishing your understanding online and waiting for angry people to correct you!
    The quickest way to knowledge is not asking questions, but publishing your understanding online and waiting for angry people to correct you!
  • There is nothing in the world that lowers your IQ faster than trying to use someone else's coffee machine!!!
    There is nothing in the world that lowers your IQ faster than trying to use someone else's coffee machine!!!
  • Finally I have realized that becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life!
    Finally I have realized that becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life!
  • I love sleeping because dreams are way better than reality!
    I love sleeping because dreams are way better than reality!
  • When I was young I used to sneak away from home to go to parties, now I sneak away from parties to go home!
    When I was young I used to sneak away from home to go to parties, now I sneak away from parties to go home!