• Out of all my body parts, I'm sure my eyes are in the best shape.<br/>
I do at least 463 eye rolls a day!
    Out of all my body parts, I'm sure my eyes are in the best shape.
    I do at least 463 eye rolls a day!
  • The only thing that's upgrading in my life every year is the software I use!
    The only thing that's upgrading in my life every year is the software I use!
  • Do you realise when you take the bus, the bus is actually taking you!
    Do you realise when you take the bus, the bus is actually taking you!
  • My New Years resolution for 2018 is to stop procrastinating!
    My New Years resolution for 2018 is to stop procrastinating!
  • When I try to wake up = I want to sleep again<br/>
When I try to go to bed = I'm wide awake!
    When I try to wake up = I want to sleep again
    When I try to go to bed = I'm wide awake!
  • My cellphone is basically just a clock sitting in my pocket because nobody contacts me!
    My cellphone is basically just a clock sitting in my pocket because nobody contacts me!
  • These days, we wake up and look to charge our phones before we charge ourselves!
    These days, we wake up and look to charge our phones before we charge ourselves!
  • Social Media:<br/>
A place to pretend you're someone you're not to impress strangers you don't even know!
    Social Media:
    A place to pretend you're someone you're not to impress strangers you don't even know!
  • The fact there are imaginary numbers in Maths is proof that humans create their own problems and then cry!
    The fact there are imaginary numbers in Maths is proof that humans create their own problems and then cry!
  • I can't believe there's only one month left in 2017... time flies when your life is falling apart!
    I can't believe there's only one month left in 2017... time flies when your life is falling apart!