• Stop trying to unlock my phone. I have a password for a reason!
    Stop trying to unlock my phone. I have a password for a reason!
  • Have you ever wondered that 'Internet' was discovered to save time!
    Have you ever wondered that 'Internet' was discovered to save time!
  • Adulthood is wanting to cry but not having the time!
    Adulthood is wanting to cry but not having the time!
  • Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever and whenever!
    Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever and whenever!
  • Paradox of life:<br/>
Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore, calories start to matter!
    Paradox of life:
    Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore, calories start to matter!
  • Holding down the power button on a computer until it turns off feels like you are strangling someone!
    Holding down the power button on a computer until it turns off feels like you are strangling someone!
  • Suicide is a way of telling God, `You can't fire me - I quit!`
    Suicide is a way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit!"
  • I just realized that a single fact can ruin a good argument!
    I just realized that a single fact can ruin a good argument!
  • Formal education will make you a living; <br/>
Self education will make you a fortune!
    Formal education will make you a living;
    Self education will make you a fortune!
  • Have you ever thought that Cannibalism has the potential to solve both of the world's hunger and overpopulation problem!
    Have you ever thought that Cannibalism has the potential to solve both of the world's hunger and overpopulation problem!