•  Success is doing what you want to do, when you want, where you want, with whom you want, as much as you want!
•  Success is something you experience when you act accordingly. Success is not something you have, it's something you do!
•  She was simply very beautiful; My heart and mind Geya Jhool; I gave her a Red Rose ka Phool; Woh Kar Gyi Mere Saath Chull; She turned out to be my Life's biggest Bhull!
•  Is spelt spelled spelt or spelled? Spelt is spelled spelt in any nation that isn't America: in America spelt isn't spelled spelt it's spelled spelled!
•  A couple went for a picnic they have 5 sons and each son have 7 sisters and each sister has 3 babies in total how many people went for the picnic?
•  If you speak English Fluently? Then try this: "A mathematician can mathematize mathematics mathematically so If a mathematician can mathematize mathematics mathematically, why can't I mathematize mathematics mathematically like a mathematician who mathematizes mathematics mathematically"!
•  I am an odd number; take away an alphabet and I become even. What number am I?
•  In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure!
•  There once was a lady, Eileen, Who lived on distilled kerosene. But she started absorbin' A new hydrocarbon And since then she's never benzene!
•  Solve this Puzzle. If you can: ? + ? + ? + ? + 80 + 90 = 100 Negatives not allowed! Clue: We used it every now and then.