|Preeto: How do you manage your husband so well?|
Jeeto: I give him the false impression that he's in charge of our life!
|Santa: I wish I were filthy rich.|
Jeeto: You already are 50% of your wish!
|After studying for 30 mins:|
Pappu: I can't study anymore.
Jeeto: Lagta Hai Teri Body Mein Vitamin Chappal Ki Kami Ho Gayi Hai!
|Jeeto: Kya Hua Tere Phone Ko?|
Pappu: Kharab Ho Gaya Hai... Kitni Baar Bolun?
Jeeto: Bolta Reh... Achha Lag Raha Hai Sun Kar!
|Jeeto: When I'm angry at my husband, I count to ten.|
Preeto: So that it calms you down?
Jeeto: No, it gives my husband an opportunity to run for his life!
|Preeto: My husband sets alarm 30 minutes early so that we can cuddle in the morning.|
Jeeto: My husband doesn't set an alarm and lets me sleep because he values his life!
|Santa: What's your honest opinion about my...|
Jeeto: Your jokes are pathetic.
Santa: ...about my new shirt?
Jeeto: Oh, it's nice!
|Preeto: We all make mistakes.|
Jeeto: True, but I ended up marrying mine!
|Santa: If you want to change one thing about our marriage, what would it be?|
Jeeto: My husband!
|Preeto: If you don't like your husband, why don't you just leave him and go?|
Jeeto: I don't like doing anything that will make him happy!