• Preeto: How do you manage your husband so well?<br/>
Jeeto: I give him the false impression that he's in charge of our life!
    Preeto: How do you manage your husband so well?
    Jeeto: I give him the false impression that he's in charge of our life!
  • Santa: I wish I were filthy rich.<br/>
Jeeto: You already are 50% of your wish!
    Santa: I wish I were filthy rich.
    Jeeto: You already are 50% of your wish!
  • After studying for 30 mins:<br/>
Pappu: I can't study anymore.<br/>
Jeeto: Lagta Hai Teri Body Mein Vitamin Chappal Ki Kami Ho Gayi Hai!
    After studying for 30 mins:
    Pappu: I can't study anymore.
    Jeeto: Lagta Hai Teri Body Mein Vitamin Chappal Ki Kami Ho Gayi Hai!
  • Jeeto: Kya Hua Tere Phone Ko?<br/>
Pappu: Kharab Ho Gaya Hai... Kitni Baar Bolun?<br/>
Jeeto: Bolta Reh... Achha Lag Raha Hai Sun Kar!
    Jeeto: Kya Hua Tere Phone Ko?
    Pappu: Kharab Ho Gaya Hai... Kitni Baar Bolun?
    Jeeto: Bolta Reh... Achha Lag Raha Hai Sun Kar!
  • Jeeto: When I'm angry at my husband, I count to ten.<br/>
Preeto: So that it calms you down?<br/>
Jeeto: No, it gives my husband an opportunity to run for his life!
    Jeeto: When I'm angry at my husband, I count to ten.
    Preeto: So that it calms you down?
    Jeeto: No, it gives my husband an opportunity to run for his life!
  • Preeto: My husband sets alarm 30 minutes early so that we can cuddle in the morning.<br/>
Jeeto: My husband doesn't set an alarm and lets me sleep because he values his life!
    Preeto: My husband sets alarm 30 minutes early so that we can cuddle in the morning.
    Jeeto: My husband doesn't set an alarm and lets me sleep because he values his life!
  • Santa: What's your honest opinion about my...<br/>
Jeeto: Your jokes are pathetic.<br/>
Santa: ...about my new shirt?<br/>
Jeeto: Oh, it's nice!
    Santa: What's your honest opinion about my...
    Jeeto: Your jokes are pathetic.
    Santa: ...about my new shirt?
    Jeeto: Oh, it's nice!
  • Preeto: We all make mistakes.<br/>
Jeeto: True, but I ended up marrying mine!
    Preeto: We all make mistakes.
    Jeeto: True, but I ended up marrying mine!
  • Santa: If you want to change one thing about our marriage, what would it be?<br/>
Jeeto: My husband!
    Santa: If you want to change one thing about our marriage, what would it be?
    Jeeto: My husband!
  • Preeto: If you don't like your husband, why don't you just leave him and go?<br/>
Jeeto: I don't like doing anything that will make him happy!
    Preeto: If you don't like your husband, why don't you just leave him and go?
    Jeeto: I don't like doing anything that will make him happy!