|Santa: You women should come with instructions.|
Jeeto: No use. Have you ever seen a man reading & understanding the instructions properly?
|Preeto: What's the difference between men and term deposits?|
Jeeto: Term deposits eventually mature!
|Jeeto: Communication is the most important thing in a relationship.|
Santa: True, so tell me what's wrong?
|Santa: That's the fifth time I've had to replace the clutch on this car.|
Jeeto: Don't blame me for that. I never use it!
|Santa: Honey, what's that look in your eyes?Jeeto: Your future.|
Santa: How cute, but for a second it looked like you wanted to kill me.
Jeeto: Absolutely, that's your future!
|Santa: So, what do you think about my jokes?|
Jeeto: They're all pretty terrible.
Santa: Don't you have anything positive to say?
Jeeto: Well, you're consistent!
|Santa: How would you describe our marriage?|
Jeeto: Like a tattoo.
Santa: Because it's permanent and shows your commitment?
Jeeto: No, it just seemed like a good idea when I did it!
|Jeeto: Your breakfast is ready.|
Santa: I'm getting late for office. Won't eat breakfast.
Jeeto: Oh... But I have used wine in Paranthas today.
Santa gladly gobbles up 4 Paranthas smilingly remarks, 'Wow, yummy, which wine you used?'
|Pappu: What made you marry Daddy, Mummy?|
Jeeto: So you're beginning to wonder, too!
|Jeeto: I always wanted to get married to an Arab?|
Jeeto: Because Arabs are the most obedient husbands. They always say, 'Habibi Habibi'!