• Santa:  So, what do you think about my jokes?<br/>
Jeeto: They're all pretty terrible.<br/>
Santa:  Don't you have anything positive to say?<br/>
Jeeto: Well, you're consistent!
    Santa: So, what do you think about my jokes?
    Jeeto: They're all pretty terrible.
    Santa: Don't you have anything positive to say?
    Jeeto: Well, you're consistent!
  • Santa: How would you describe our marriage?<br/>
Jeeto: Like a tattoo.<br/>
Santa: Because it's permanent and shows your commitment? <br/>
Jeeto: No, it just seemed like a good idea when I did it!
    Santa: How would you describe our marriage?
    Jeeto: Like a tattoo.
    Santa: Because it's permanent and shows your commitment?
    Jeeto: No, it just seemed like a good idea when I did it!
  • Jeeto: Your breakfast is ready.<br/>
Santa: I'm getting late for office. Won't eat breakfast.<br/>
Jeeto: Oh... But I have used wine in Paranthas today.<br/>
Santa gladly gobbles up 4 Paranthas smilingly remarks, 'Wow, yummy, which wine you used?'<br/>
Jeeto: Ajwine!
    Jeeto: Your breakfast is ready.
    Santa: I'm getting late for office. Won't eat breakfast.
    Jeeto: Oh... But I have used wine in Paranthas today.
    Santa gladly gobbles up 4 Paranthas smilingly remarks, 'Wow, yummy, which wine you used?'
    Jeeto: Ajwine!
  • Pappu: What made you marry Daddy, Mummy?<br/>
Jeeto: So you're beginning to wonder, too!
    Pappu: What made you marry Daddy, Mummy?
    Jeeto: So you're beginning to wonder, too!
  • Jeeto: I always wanted to get married to an Arab?<br/>
Preeto: Why?<br/>
Jeeto: Because Arabs are the most obedient husbands. They always say, 'Habibi Habibi'!
    Jeeto: I always wanted to get married to an Arab?
    Preeto: Why?
    Jeeto: Because Arabs are the most obedient husbands. They always say, 'Habibi Habibi'!
  • Preeto: What is Experience?<br/>
Jeeto: The name most men give to their mistakes!
    Preeto: What is Experience?
    Jeeto: The name most men give to their mistakes!
  • Preeto: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?<br/>
Jeeto: Because they are hard to get started and don't work half the times!
    Preeto: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
    Jeeto: Because they are hard to get started and don't work half the times!
  • Doctor: It's important to incorporate purple foods into your diet.<br/>
Jeeto: Can you suggest any good place where I can get good purple cupcakes?
    Doctor: It's important to incorporate purple foods into your diet.
    Jeeto: Can you suggest any good place where I can get good purple cupcakes?
  • Preeto: Why are you so happy?<br/>
Jeeto: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said `Parking Fine`!
    Preeto: Why are you so happy?
    Jeeto: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"!
  • Pappu: Mom, why we are not 'that smart' like computers?<br/>
Jeeto: Because computers listen to their mother board!
    Pappu: Mom, why we are not 'that smart' like computers?
    Jeeto: Because computers listen to their mother board!