|Karwa Chauth ends.|
Women remove all the makeup.
|Here's the list of things I understand about my wife...|
|Marriage is nature's way of keeping us away from fighting with strangers!|
|Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage:|
The wife is in charge!
|Marriage is give and take.|
You'd better give it to her or she will take it anyway!
|If your wife says she will make you the happiest man in the world, do tell her...|
You will miss her!
|My wife was too beautiful for words... but not for arguments!|
|Things that make men happy:|
1. A game of Football
2. Friends over for a drink
3. Wife not at home
and if it all happens together, it doubles or triples the celebrations!
|The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much!|
|Husband: Now second person helmet compulsory rule has been applied.|
Wife: Next weekend, we have to buy helmets for all my matching dresses.
Husband sold his bike!