|Husband: I need space.|
Wife: Join NASA!
|Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars.|
Husband: That's true, wars require strategy and logic!
|People are not happy with the security arrangement at the Kumbh Mela.|
One person lost his wife thrice, and the organizers got her back all three times!
|Wife: It's our wedding anniversary in a week, darling. How do you think we should celebrate?|
Husband: With a minute of silence!
|The only thing in the world, a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law agree upon is that her husband and her son respectively should have married someone else!|
|Husband was sipping his whiskey, while sitting in the balcony with the wife.|
Husband: I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you.
Wife: Is that you or the whiskey talking?
Husband: It's me... talking to whiskey!
|Man: I want a divorce because my wife hasn't spoken to me for past six months.|
Judge: You better think over it. Wives like that are hard to get!
|Men never win an argument with their wives; and the only time they think they have, they realize the argument wasn't even yet over!|
|Wife: Why don't you throw out all the useless stuff?|
Husband: I am afraid, where will you go then?
|Wife just called: "Three girls in my office just received flowers, they're absolutely gorgeous."|
I replied: That's probably why they received flowers!