|Wife is very clever. She'll lay her head on your chest and ask - "Honey, have you ever cheated on me?"|
And the wait for your heart to beat fast.
Dear Innocent Husbands, Be careful and please adjust your heart beats accordingly!
|27 June all world is celebrating International Husband Day.|
Date itself explains why this date is selected.
|Dedicated to all married couples:|
Arranged Marriage is like a Lottery.
Lag Gayi Toh Lag Gayi;
Warna Lag Gayi!
|Real man would always lead their wife to a train. To make sure that she left for her parents' place!|
|All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble!|
Warning to all husbands, service tax goes up to 14%.
This will make beauty parlours and restaurants more expensive... so keep reminding your wives that they are naturally beautiful.
Also encourage them that they cook awesome food!
|You must marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life!|
|November to January - The months of marriages. The other nine are devoted to divorcees!|
|Silence is a language, too!|
So if you don't hear anything from your wife, it doesn't mean you are safe!
|Wife: You had lunch? |
Husband (in a naughty mood): You had lunch?
Wife: I'm asking you.
Husband: I'm asking you.
Wife: Are you copying me?
Husband: Are you copying me?
Wife: Let's go shopping.
Husband: I had lunch!