|My wife left to get a haircut so I've got maybe 2 hours to practice my "that looks great!" face in the mirror!|
|If French is the language of love, then long silences peppered with sarcasm must be the language of marriage!|
|Husband: I love you till Moon and back.|
Wife: Priya Ke Pati Toh Jupiter Tak Gaye The Uske Liye Aur Aap Bas Moon and Back!
|Friends are forever.|
Until they get married!
|What is the difference between desire and greed?|
Getting married is desire, but trying to be happy after marriage is greed!
|I expect any day now to find out from my wife what my New Year's resolutions will be!|
|Husband: Tum Mujhe Aap Keh Kar Bulaya Karo.|
Wife: Shut Aap!
|Don't get me wrong, I'm glad slavery was abolished.|
I just don't understand why marriage is still legal!
|Wife: I have blisters on my hands from the broom.|
Husband: Next time take the car, silly!
|I haven't had sex in such a long time... I'm beginning to feel married!|