|Wife to Husband: Will you take me out for dinner in the evening?|
Your options are:
|Wife: Mars Pe Life Hai Kya?|
Husband: Pata Nahi, Meri Toh Earth Pe Bhi Nahi Hai!
|There is only one thing worse than pissing off a cop, and that is...|
Pissing off your own wife!
|College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage!|
|Middle-age is the time of life that a man first notices - in his wife!|
|5 missed calls from husband, and wife thinks,|
"What could have happened?"
5 missed calls from wife, and husband thinks,
"What is going to happen?"
|Wife: You used to go to temple every day before I got married to you, but now you don't go to the temple. What happened?|
Husband: Actually, you see, then I got married to you, and I lost all faith in God!
|A man who says his wife can't take a joke... forgets that she took him!|
|Situation of every husband is like a Duck:|
Above the surface, look composed and unruffled, below the surface paddling like hell!
|Sometimes I look at old couples in love and wonder how they have made it so far in the journey of life called Marriage!|