|Top 3 situations that require witnesses:|
Need I say more?
|When my wife stops talking to me, I silently go to the kitchen and tighten all the lids.|
|A husband is someone who carries the picture of his wife in the wallet where his money used to be!|
|I was born to be wild. But only until 6 PM. That's when I return home from work!|
|Guaranteed things in life:|
3. My wife pulling the handle of the car door at the same time I try to unlock it!
Your wife won't start an argument with you if you're cleaning the house or doing the dishes!
|I'm worried, guys. My wife hasn't yet told me what my new year resolutions are!|
|Getting married is easy, staying married is hard. |
I asked my girlfriend, her husband drives her crazy!
|Wife: I want equal rights.|
Husband: Then you have to return some rights to me!
Next time your wife calls you, reject the call and text her "He's busy". And then turn off your mobile.
All the best!