• Pro Tip for Men:<br/>
When your wife is mopping the floor, don't ask her why the lunch is late!
    Pro Tip for Men:
    When your wife is mopping the floor, don't ask her why the lunch is late!
  • My wife has answers to all my questions, I don't even have to ask!
    My wife has answers to all my questions, I don't even have to ask!
  • Some days I get a feeling that my wife married me only because she needed someone to carry all these shopping bags!
    Some days I get a feeling that my wife married me only because she needed someone to carry all these shopping bags!
  • Long ago, I proposed to my wife by asking her to marry me and make me the happiest man in the world.<br/>
She said she cannot do both at the same time.<br/>
And I thought it was a joke!
    Long ago, I proposed to my wife by asking her to marry me and make me the happiest man in the world.
    She said she cannot do both at the same time.
    And I thought it was a joke!
  • Wife: There are rumors that there'll be a lockdown again soon. It's better you stock up some alcohol.<br/>
Husband: Awww, so you really care about me.<br/>
Wife: No it's for me, I need alcohol to survive another lockdown with you!
    Wife: There are rumors that there'll be a lockdown again soon. It's better you stock up some alcohol.
    Husband: Awww, so you really care about me.
    Wife: No it's for me, I need alcohol to survive another lockdown with you!
  • My wife just walked out of the store with many shopping bags without even noticing me standing here.<br/>
I think I need to write `75% off` on my T-shirt to get her attention!
    My wife just walked out of the store with many shopping bags without even noticing me standing here.
    I think I need to write "75% off" on my T-shirt to get her attention!
  • One of the greatest benefits of marriage is that you are told immediately about all the things you do wrong!
    One of the greatest benefits of marriage is that you are told immediately about all the things you do wrong!
  • My wife has made me learn so many wonderful things in life.<br/>
For example, you can easily spend 4 hours shopping for a dress that your wife wants to wear for her friend's wedding!
    My wife has made me learn so many wonderful things in life.
    For example, you can easily spend 4 hours shopping for a dress that your wife wants to wear for her friend's wedding!
  • A couple dies in a car crash. The husband becomes a Bhoot. The Wife becomes a Chudail. They both find each other again after some time.<br/>
Wife: Kitne Different Lag Rahe Ho Bhoot Ban Kar.<br/>
Husband: Pagli, Tu Bilkul Nahi Badli!
    A couple dies in a car crash. The husband becomes a Bhoot. The Wife becomes a Chudail. They both find each other again after some time.
    Wife: Kitne Different Lag Rahe Ho Bhoot Ban Kar.
    Husband: Pagli, Tu Bilkul Nahi Badli!
  • When a woman replies with 'OK' as a message,<br/>
Read through the last 200 messages you've sent to her and find your mistake!
    When a woman replies with 'OK' as a message,
    Read through the last 200 messages you've sent to her and find your mistake!