|Wife: You had lunch? |
Husband (in a naughty mood): You had lunch?
Wife: I'm asking you.
Husband: I'm asking you.
Wife: Are you copying me?
Husband: Are you copying me?
Wife: Let's go shopping.
Husband: I had lunch!
|What is the difference between Farmers and Husbands?|
Farmers have "Agri-Culture";
Husbands have "Agree-Culture"!
|Short & Sharp:|
Wife: I Love You!
Husband: Come to the point!
|Alimony - The high cost of name-dropping!|
|Dedicated to all Women: |
Everyday wake up in the morning, look at your wonderful husband and think -
Damn, he is so lucky!
|Million Dollar Truth: |
If Saturday and Sunday don't excite you, then change your Friends.
If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession... If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work, then you should probably change your spouse!
|Marriage: a word which should be pronounced 'mirage'!|
|Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.|
|Dear Married People,|
Buddha had to invent a whole new religion to escape his wife that's how difficult it is!
|Arranged marriage is like accepting an unknown friend request on Facebook!|