|For men marriage is like museum - you have to be quite and you can't really touch anything!|
|My wife must be a relative of Nathu Ram Godse. She's constantly eliminating the Gandhis from my wallet!|
|Wife: Shall I prepare 'Sambhar' or 'Rasam' today?|
Husband: Make anything, we will name it later!
|The secrets of a Happy Marriage:|
1. Go to Tools - Internet Options - Clear History - Delete Files - Delete Cookies!
2. Whatsapp Group Info - Delete Chat History - Delete Photos - Delete Videos!
|Never underestimate the power of 3 things:|
1. Wife angry for a reason.
2. Wife angry without reason.
3. Wife about to get angry and looking for a reason!
|Hubby: The bank has returned that check you gave to the jeweller.|
Wife: Isn't that splendid! What can we buy with it this time?
|Wife: I' m going up-town this afternoon.|
Wife: No, I won't have time. I just want to get some things I need!
|Wife: It says the man was shot by his wife at close range.|
Husband: Then there must have been powder marks on the body.
Wife: Yes; that's why she shot him!
|A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression... he just cleaned the whole house!|
|Friend 1: My wife always has the last word.|
Friend 2: You're lucky. Mine never gets to it!