• Marriage means to give someone the power to destroy you and still have a trust that they will not!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage means to give someone the power to destroy you and still have a trust that they will not!
  • They say that a marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true...<br/>
As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank!Upload to Facebook
    They say that a marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true...
    As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank!
  • Only a man who has loved a woman of genius can appreciate what happiness there is in loving a fool!
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    Only a man who has loved a woman of genius can appreciate what happiness there is in loving a fool!
  • There are two types of arguing with a wife.<br/>
Neither one works!Upload to Facebook
    There are two types of arguing with a wife.
    Neither one works!
  • Most women use more brains shopping...<br/>
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Than they do while choosing a husband!Upload to Facebook
    Most women use more brains shopping...
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    Than they do while choosing a husband!
  • Being single is smarter than being in a long relationship!Upload to Facebook
    Being single is smarter than being in a long relationship!
  • The sixth sense:<br/>
Dear Men, If you run into an old  girlfriend even accidentally, your wife will know about it before you get home!Upload to Facebook
    The sixth sense:
    Dear Men, If you run into an old girlfriend even accidentally, your wife will know about it before you get home!
  • Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons agree to harass and spy on each other until death do them apart!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons agree to harass and spy on each other until death do them apart!
  • Husband and wife know the most about each other, but refuse to believe it!Upload to Facebook
    Husband and wife know the most about each other, but refuse to believe it!
  • Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai, Agar Zindagi Teri Zulfon Ki Ghani Chaanv Mein Guzar Jaati Toh...<br/>
Wife(with affection): Toh!<br/>
Husband: Toh Kya, Home Loan Lene Ki Zarurat Na Padti!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai, Agar Zindagi Teri Zulfon Ki Ghani Chaanv Mein Guzar Jaati Toh...
    Wife(with affection): Toh!
    Husband: Toh Kya, Home Loan Lene Ki Zarurat Na Padti!
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