• If you are trying to know your wife then please stop struggling to solve a jigsaw puzzle whose pieces keep on changing shapes every minute!Upload to Facebook
    If you are trying to know your wife then please stop struggling to solve a jigsaw puzzle whose pieces keep on changing shapes every minute!
  • Akshay's new movie that's about to release - Toilet.
How would you ask your friends out for the movie?<br />
Chalo Toilet Chalte Hain.<br />
And Facebook status updates?<br />
At toilet with GF and four other friends!Upload to Facebook
    Akshay's new movie that's about to release - Toilet. How would you ask your friends out for the movie?
    Chalo Toilet Chalte Hain.
    And Facebook status updates?
    At toilet with GF and four other friends!
  • My psychologist told me, `Write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.`<br />
I already did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters!Upload to Facebook
    My psychologist told me, "Write letters to the people you hate and then burn them."
    I already did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters!
  • According to a survey, married men are the most punctual when they have to drop their in-laws to bus stands, railway stations or airports!Upload to Facebook
    According to a survey, married men are the most punctual when they have to drop their in-laws to bus stands, railway stations or airports!
  • A man pointed a gun at his wife's face and asked, `Any last words?`
Three and a half hour later, he shot her!Upload to Facebook
    A man pointed a gun at his wife's face and asked, "Any last words?" Three and a half hour later, he shot her!
  • Husband: I really need some space in our marriage.<br/>
Wife: Why don't you sleep in the living room tonight?Upload to Facebook
    Husband: I really need some space in our marriage.
    Wife: Why don't you sleep in the living room tonight?
  • Guys need your help:<br/>
In the middle of an argument, my wife told me I was right!<br/>
What the hell do I do next?Upload to Facebook
    Guys need your help:
    In the middle of an argument, my wife told me I was right!
    What the hell do I do next?
  • No wonder Prabhas got 6000 marriage proposals after Bahubali.<br/>
The reason why ladies love Amarendra Baahubali is not that he is handsome, good fighter or his ability to control elephants... but his ability to say, <br/>
`Amma, you are wrong... My wife is right!`Upload to Facebook
    No wonder Prabhas got 6000 marriage proposals after Bahubali.
    The reason why ladies love Amarendra Baahubali is not that he is handsome, good fighter or his ability to control elephants... but his ability to say,
    "Amma, you are wrong... My wife is right!"
  • Wife: How much do u love me?<br/>
Husband: 78.125 %<br/>
Wife: Why not 100 % ?<br/>
Husband: 28% GST on luxurious items!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: How much do u love me?
    Husband: 78.125 %
    Wife: Why not 100 % ?
    Husband: 28% GST on luxurious items!
  • Wife: Baby, you love me na?<br/>
Husband: Who is Meena?Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Baby, you love me na?
    Husband: Who is Meena?
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