|I told my wife that she forgot to switch off the lights in the kitchen last night.|
In response, she gave me a chronological listing of all the wrong things I did in the last 10 years.
When will I learn?
|Working from home:|
My wife filed a harassment complaint against me to my office HR!
|My wife is so confusing.|
First she told me to be myself and then she told me to stop being an idiot!
|Saw a flying saucer today.|
It appeared right after the flying cup that my wife threw at me!
|90% of being a good husband is knowing when to apologize!|
|Minimum 6 ft distance|
So basically, Coronavirus situation is like marriage. But with a cough!
|To all the wives who said, "You don't spend enough time with me."|
Bhagwaan Se Maafi Maang Lo!
|If I'm quarantined with my wife and I die, please be aware that it was not the Coronavirus!|
|My wife's a visionary.|
She used to stay six feet away from me even before Coronavirus was a thing!
|A wife asked for legal opinion from her lawyer husband on why wives are supposed to cook food for their husbands.|
He said, "According to Geneva Convention, all prisoners must be provided with Food!"