• I told my wife that she forgot to switch off the lights in the kitchen last night.<br/>
In response, she gave me a chronological listing of all the wrong things I did in the last 10 years.<br/>
When will I learn?
    I told my wife that she forgot to switch off the lights in the kitchen last night.
    In response, she gave me a chronological listing of all the wrong things I did in the last 10 years.
    When will I learn?
  • Working from home:<br/>
My wife filed a harassment complaint against me to my office HR!
    Working from home:
    My wife filed a harassment complaint against me to my office HR!
  • My wife is so confusing.<br/>
First she told me to be myself and then she told me to stop being an idiot!
    My wife is so confusing.
    First she told me to be myself and then she told me to stop being an idiot!
  • Saw a flying saucer today.<br/>
It appeared right after the flying cup that my wife threw at me!
    Saw a flying saucer today.
    It appeared right after the flying cup that my wife threw at me!
  • 90% of being a good husband is knowing when to apologize!
    90% of being a good husband is knowing when to apologize!
  • Minimum 6 ft distance<br/>
No hugging<br/>
No kissing<br/>

So basically, Coronavirus situation is like marriage. But with a cough!
    Minimum 6 ft distance
    No hugging
    No kissing
    So basically, Coronavirus situation is like marriage. But with a cough!
  • To all the wives who said, `You don't spend enough time with me.`<br/>
Bhagwaan Se Maafi Maang Lo!
    To all the wives who said, "You don't spend enough time with me."
    Bhagwaan Se Maafi Maang Lo!
  • If I'm quarantined with my wife and I die, please be aware that it was not the Coronavirus!
    If I'm quarantined with my wife and I die, please be aware that it was not the Coronavirus!
  • My wife's a visionary.<br/>
She used to stay six feet away from me even before Coronavirus was a thing!<br/>
#Coronavirus #Covid_19
    My wife's a visionary.
    She used to stay six feet away from me even before Coronavirus was a thing!
    #Coronavirus #Covid_19
  • A wife asked for legal opinion from her lawyer husband on why wives are supposed to cook food for their husbands.<br/>
He said, `According to Geneva Convention, all prisoners must be provided with Food!`
    A wife asked for legal opinion from her lawyer husband on why wives are supposed to cook food for their husbands.
    He said, "According to Geneva Convention, all prisoners must be provided with Food!"