• For men marriage is like museum - you have to be quite and you can't really touch anything!
    For men marriage is like museum - you have to be quite and you can't really touch anything!
  • My wife must be a relative of Nathu Ram Godse. She's constantly eliminating the Gandhis from my wallet!
    My wife must be a relative of Nathu Ram Godse. She's constantly eliminating the Gandhis from my wallet!
  • Wife: Shall I prepare 'Sambhar' or 'Rasam' today?<br /> 
Husband: Make anything, we will name it later!
    Wife: Shall I prepare 'Sambhar' or 'Rasam' today?
    Husband: Make anything, we will name it later!
  • The secrets of a Happy Marriage:<br/>
1. Go to Tools - Internet Options - Clear History - Delete Files - Delete Cookies!<br/>
2. Whatsapp Group Info - Delete Chat History - Delete Photos - Delete Videos!
    The secrets of a Happy Marriage:
    1. Go to Tools - Internet Options - Clear History - Delete Files - Delete Cookies!
    2. Whatsapp Group Info - Delete Chat History - Delete Photos - Delete Videos!
  • Never underestimate the power of 3 things:<br/>
1. Wife angry for a reason.<br/>
2. Wife angry without reason.<br/>
3. Wife about to get angry and looking for a reason!
    Never underestimate the power of 3 things:
    1. Wife angry for a reason.
    2. Wife angry without reason.
    3. Wife about to get angry and looking for a reason!
  • Hubby: The bank has returned that check you gave to the jeweller.<br />
Wife: Isn't that splendid! What can we buy with it this time?
    Hubby: The bank has returned that check you gave to the jeweller.
    Wife: Isn't that splendid! What can we buy with it this time?
  • Wife: I' m going up-town this afternoon.<br />
Hubby: Shopping?<br />
Wife: No, I won't have time. I just want to get some things I need!
    Wife: I' m going up-town this afternoon.
    Hubby: Shopping?
    Wife: No, I won't have time. I just want to get some things I need!
  • Wife: It says the man was shot by his wife at close range.<br />
Husband: Then there must have been powder marks on the body.<br />
Wife: Yes; that's why she shot him!
    Wife: It says the man was shot by his wife at close range.
    Husband: Then there must have been powder marks on the body.
    Wife: Yes; that's why she shot him!
  • A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression... he just cleaned the whole house!
    A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression... he just cleaned the whole house!
  • Friend 1: My wife always has the last word.<br />
Friend 2: You're lucky. Mine never gets to it!
    Friend 1: My wife always has the last word.
    Friend 2: You're lucky. Mine never gets to it!
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