|Married women should stop posting beautiful pictures of themselves.|
Why advertise goods that are no longer in stock?
|Since the winter has started, all that my wife has done is look through the window.
If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in!
|Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighboring table n wish you'd ordered that!|
|Wives are like children... they're nice if they are someone else's!|
|Husband: I thought you were dieting?|
Wife: I am.
Husband: You just ate 6 Oreos.
Wife: Yes, but I want to eat 12. See dieting!
|Wife to husband: Happy New Year.|
|My friends use to say, "There's plenty of fish in the sea".|
But looks like I ignored their advice and ended up marrying a whale!
|After years of threatening to leave, last night my wife finally broke my heart... |
She has decided to stay!
|Don't bother getting married, just find a woman you don't like and give her a house!|
|A bad marriage is like a horrible job, you are happy to have one but always look out for other options!|