• Wife: What do you want for your birthday?<br/>
Husband: Just let me win an argument for once!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: What do you want for your birthday?
    Husband: Just let me win an argument for once!
  • Mariage - A romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter!Upload to Facebook
    Mariage - A romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter!
  • In the middle of a fight, the husband said, `Let's not quarrel, let's discuss the things sensibly.`<br/>
`No,` said angry wife, `Every time we discuss sensibly, I lose`! Upload to Facebook
    In the middle of a fight, the husband said, "Let's not quarrel, let's discuss the things sensibly."
    "No," said angry wife, "Every time we discuss sensibly, I lose"!
  • Some wives think there's a worm at both ends of a fishing pole!Upload to Facebook
    Some wives think there's a worm at both ends of a fishing pole!
  • My husband sent me a text that said, `Your sexy`. So, naturally, I wrote back, `No, you're sexy`. <br/>
He's been walking around all happy and smiling. <br/>
Should I tell him I was just correcting his grammar or leave it?Upload to Facebook
    My husband sent me a text that said, "Your sexy". So, naturally, I wrote back, "No, you're sexy".
    He's been walking around all happy and smiling.
    Should I tell him I was just correcting his grammar or leave it?
  • A man drained all the water from his swimming pool.<br/>
Wife: Why did you do that?<br/>
Husband: I want to practice diving but I can't swim!Upload to Facebook
    A man drained all the water from his swimming pool.
    Wife: Why did you do that?
    Husband: I want to practice diving but I can't swim!
  • Husbands are like children... they're fine if they are someone else's!Upload to Facebook
    Husbands are like children... they're fine if they are someone else's!
  • I tried to play 'Blue Whale'. It prompted me for marital status & gender. I entered married & male.<br/>
It flashed the message: `You've already completed the final task. You can't play the game again`!Upload to Facebook
    I tried to play 'Blue Whale'. It prompted me for marital status & gender. I entered married & male.
    It flashed the message: "You've already completed the final task. You can't play the game again"!
  • On their first day home after the honeymoon, the husband said: `If you make the toast and pour the juice, breakfast will be ready.`<br/>
Wife: Oh how thoughtful? What are we having?<br/>
Husband: Toast and juice!Upload to Facebook
    On their first day home after the honeymoon, the husband said: "If you make the toast and pour the juice, breakfast will be ready."
    Wife: Oh how thoughtful? What are we having?
    Husband: Toast and juice!
  • A woman went into a hunting store to buy a rifle. `It's for my husband,` she explained.<br/>
`Did he tell you what gauge to get?` asked the store assistant.<br/>
Woman: Are you kidding? He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him!Upload to Facebook
    A woman went into a hunting store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband," she explained.
    "Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the store assistant.
    Woman: Are you kidding? He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him!
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