• To all bachelors who are getting married, please remember... in marriage you can do anything but not everything!Upload to Facebook
    To all bachelors who are getting married, please remember... in marriage you can do anything but not everything!
  • I told someone `OMG! arranged marriage? how can you marry someone without knowing`.<br/>
The reply was `OMG! love marriage? how can u marry someone after knowing`!Upload to Facebook
    I told someone "OMG! arranged marriage? how can you marry someone without knowing".
    The reply was "OMG! love marriage? how can u marry someone after knowing"!
  • My wife's intuition is so good, that at times she already know I am wrong even before I opened my mouth! Upload to Facebook
    My wife's intuition is so good, that at times she already know I am wrong even before I opened my mouth!
  • Wife: Aapki Blue Wali Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi.<br/>
Husband: It's OK! Mere Paas Ek Aur Blue Shirt Hai.<br/>
Wife: I know, Maine Us Mein Se Kapda Kaat Kar Pehle Wali Mein Laga Diya Hai!
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    Wife: Aapki Blue Wali Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi.
    Husband: It's OK! Mere Paas Ek Aur Blue Shirt Hai.
    Wife: I know, Maine Us Mein Se Kapda Kaat Kar Pehle Wali Mein Laga Diya Hai!
  • By the time you learn the rules of marriage, you're too old to play the game!Upload to Facebook
    By the time you learn the rules of marriage, you're too old to play the game!
  • The problem with trouble shooting marriage is that... Trouble shoots back!Upload to Facebook
    The problem with trouble shooting marriage is that... Trouble shoots back!
  • In marriage, a conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking!Upload to Facebook
    In marriage, a conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking!
  • Very few things upset my wife.<br/>
So, it makes me feel rather special to be one of them!Upload to Facebook
    Very few things upset my wife.
    So, it makes me feel rather special to be one of them!
  • A retired husband is often a wife's full time job!Upload to Facebook
    A retired husband is often a wife's full time job!
  • My wife is my personal trainer, she decides my daily workout... Today it was laundry and the dishes day!Upload to Facebook
    My wife is my personal trainer, she decides my daily workout... Today it was laundry and the dishes day!
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