• Trick Question:<br/>
Wife: Am I looking fat?<br/>
Husband: Yes<br/>
Wife: Shut up. Don't you ever dare talk to me!
    Trick Question:
    Wife: Am I looking fat?
    Husband: Yes
    Wife: Shut up. Don't you ever dare talk to me!
  • A sound advice from the wife is equal to 99% sound and 1% advice!
    A sound advice from the wife is equal to 99% sound and 1% advice!
  • I never get in trouble with my wife. Because I never do anything until she asks me to do it!
    I never get in trouble with my wife. Because I never do anything until she asks me to do it!
  • My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkeys, I thought she was joking. <br/>
And then I saw her face...
    My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkeys, I thought she was joking.
    And then I saw her face...
  • It's funny when my wife gives me the silent treatment. <br/>
She actually thinks it's a punishment!
    It's funny when my wife gives me the silent treatment.
    She actually thinks it's a punishment!
  • Marriage is a competition between two people that who can live longer. Whoever wins gets all of other person's money and stuff!
    Marriage is a competition between two people that who can live longer. Whoever wins gets all of other person's money and stuff!
  • Wife: I think...<br/>
Husband: Exactly!<br/>
Wife: But I haven't said anything yet!<br/>
Husband: Doesn't matter. You're always right!
    Wife: I think...
    Husband: Exactly!
    Wife: But I haven't said anything yet!
    Husband: Doesn't matter. You're always right!
  • I never cried at weddings, except for the last one when the preacher asked me if I do!
    I never cried at weddings, except for the last one when the preacher asked me if I do!
  • Wife: Whose number is this. Who's she?<br/>
Husband: I don't know. Google must have put it there as they did for UIDAI!
    Wife: Whose number is this. Who's she?
    Husband: I don't know. Google must have put it there as they did for UIDAI!
  • Today, I'm celebrating National Girlfriend's Day the same way I celebrate it every year; behind my wife's back!
    Today, I'm celebrating National Girlfriend's Day the same way I celebrate it every year; behind my wife's back!