|My wife says I know just how to push all of her buttons.|
Unfortunately, I still haven't been able to find her 'Mute Button'!
|"OMG! Arranged Marriage? How can you marry someone without knowing?"|
The Reply was "OMG! Love Marriage? How can you marry someone after knowing?"
|After finishing dinner:|
Husband (Romantically): What is in 'Dessert'?
|86% of marriage is just spending time you should be doing stuff you were asked to do thinking of reasons why you didn't do it!|
|I salute all men who choose to be adventurous...|
A few join the armed forces & fight for the nation, others get married & fight for their survival!
|Husband to Wife: You should learn to embrace your mistakes.|
She hugged him immediately!
|Survey & Analysis says:|
If you both are comfortable at the same fan speed or air conditioning temperature, you are probably not a married couple!
|Husband: Tujh Mein Rabb Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karun?|
Wife: Kuchh Nahi! Bas Roz Maatha Tek Kar 2000 Ka Note Chadha Diya Karo!
|A smart husband is the one who always remembers his wife's birthday but never remembers her age!|
|In marriage, a conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking!|