• Married women should stop posting beautiful pictures of themselves.<br/>
Why advertise goods that are no longer in stock?
    Married women should stop posting beautiful pictures of themselves.
    Why advertise goods that are no longer in stock?
  • Since the winter has started, all that my wife has done is look through the window. 
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If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in!
    Since the winter has started, all that my wife has done is look through the window.
    If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in!
  • Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighboring table n wish you'd ordered that!
    Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighboring table n wish you'd ordered that!
  • Wives are like children... they're nice if they are someone else's!
    Wives are like children... they're nice if they are someone else's!
  • Husband: I thought you were dieting?<br/>
Wife: I am.<br/>
Husband: You just ate 6 Oreos.<br/>
Wife: Yes, but I want to eat 12. See dieting!
    Husband: I thought you were dieting?
    Wife: I am.
    Husband: You just ate 6 Oreos.
    Wife: Yes, but I want to eat 12. See dieting!
  • Wife to husband: Happy New Year.<br/>
Husband: Promise?
    Wife to husband: Happy New Year.
    Husband: Promise?
  • My friends use to say, `There's plenty of fish in the sea`.<br/>
But looks like I ignored their advice and ended up marrying a whale!
    My friends use to say, "There's plenty of fish in the sea".
    But looks like I ignored their advice and ended up marrying a whale!
  • After years of threatening to leave, last night my wife finally broke my heart... <br/>
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She has decided to stay!
    After years of threatening to leave, last night my wife finally broke my heart...
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    She has decided to stay!
  • Don't bother getting married, just find a woman you don't like and give her a house!
    Don't bother getting married, just find a woman you don't like and give her a house!
  • A bad marriage is like a horrible job, you are happy to have one but always look out for other options!
    A bad marriage is like a horrible job, you are happy to have one but always look out for other options!