|Mathematics of marriage:|
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
|If you are wrong and you shut up, you are 'Wise'.|
But if you are right and you shut up, you are 'Married'!
|Married men live longer than single men,|
But married men are a lot more willing to die!
|If your wife laughs at your joke,|
It means you either have a good joke or a good wife!
|Thought of the day:|
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry!
|To all couples:|
I think the secret to a successful marriage is low expectations!
|My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I was disappointed, I had to put my foot down!|
|I just assume I do everything wrong since I don't have a wife to confirm it!|
|My wife is so sweet, every day she asks me what I want to have for dinner and then tells me to get it packed on the way back home!|
|My wife is a boss but I always have a final word...|