|We live in an age where we have to prove to machines that we are not machines!!|
|A happy marriage is a long conversation, which always seems too-too long while fighting with each other!|
|Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all!|
|At every party, there are two kinds of people, those who want to go home and those who don't.|
The trouble is, they are usually married to each other!
|Plea of Married Men:|
Bachelors should be taxed heavily. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others!
|Married men don't have a Lifestyle...|
They live according to Wifestyle!
|A wife who keeps her hubby cool & comfortable deserves this compliment...|
Biwi Ho To 'AC'!
|It's scientifically proven that when a woman is upset, you have to agree with her; or when she's calm; or when she's happy or sad or breathing!|
|I'm glad slavery was abolished but...|
I just don't understand why marriage is still legal!
|You don't have to say anything to argue with your wife... she can even argue with your silence!|