• Wife: Ugh I gained 3 kilos during vacation. What about you?<br/>
Me while looking at scale showing I actually lost a kilo, I gained 4 kilos!
    Wife: Ugh I gained 3 kilos during vacation. What about you?
    Me while looking at scale showing I actually lost a kilo, I gained 4 kilos!
  • How to tell if a guy is married:<br/>
* Sleeps on a foot and a half at the edge of a king sized bed<br/>
* Says `what?` a lot<br/>
* Just agrees with everything without hearing the whole proposal
    How to tell if a guy is married:
    * Sleeps on a foot and a half at the edge of a king sized bed
    * Says "what?" a lot
    * Just agrees with everything without hearing the whole proposal
  • Wife: Aapne Mujh Mein Kya Dekh Kar Shaadi Ki?<br/>
Husband: Nothing... I am daring since my childhood!
    Wife: Aapne Mujh Mein Kya Dekh Kar Shaadi Ki?
    Husband: Nothing... I am daring since my childhood!
  • Wife: I have blisters on my hand because of the broom.<br/>
Husband: Next time take the car, silly!
    Wife: I have blisters on my hand because of the broom.
    Husband: Next time take the car, silly!
  • Husband: I got trapped into marriage.<br/>
Wife (in anger): You were after me; I was not after you. You used to follow me to the bus stop, office, home, everywhere!<br/>
Husband: True! The mouse-trap never runs after the mouse! It is the mouse that runs into the trap!
    Husband: I got trapped into marriage.
    Wife (in anger): You were after me; I was not after you. You used to follow me to the bus stop, office, home, everywhere!
    Husband: True! The mouse-trap never runs after the mouse! It is the mouse that runs into the trap!
  • Taking inspiration from the Indian govt., even my wife has implemented GST:<br/>
'Galti Sirf Tumhari'!
    Taking inspiration from the Indian govt., even my wife has implemented GST:
    'Galti Sirf Tumhari'!
  • I love to watch my wife while she eats.<br/>
It's blissful to observe her for a few minutes of silence!
    I love to watch my wife while she eats.
    It's blissful to observe her for a few minutes of silence!
  • I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'.<br/>
Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble!
    I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'.
    Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble!
  • They say that marriage is a great institution because using the word jail would be too harsh!
    They say that marriage is a great institution because using the word jail would be too harsh!
  • <b>Active Voice</b><br/>
Wife: Sone Ki Chain Kab Doge?<br/><br/>

<b>Passive Voice</b><br/>
Husband: Chain Se Sone Kab Dogi?
    Active Voice
    Wife: Sone Ki Chain Kab Doge?

    Passive Voice
    Husband: Chain Se Sone Kab Dogi?