|Bridegroom: And now, dear, that we are married, let us have a clear understanding about our affairs. Do you wish to be president or vice-president?|
Bride (Sweetly): Neither. You be both. I'll be just the treasurer!
|Every woman needs a husband because so many things go wrong daily and you can't blame God and Modi all the time!|
|Husband: I love you!|
Wife: I love you too, infact I love you so much I will fight the whole world for you.
Husband: But you fight with me the most.
Wife: Because you are the world to me!
|An idea can change your life;|
But a wife can change your idea!
|Wife (after a fight): Tell me those 3 magical words.|
Husband: I love you
Wife: No not this
Husband: I like you
Wife: Again No, not this
Husband: I miss you
Wife: Getting more angry... No no Husband: Galti Meri Thi!
|Marriage has its own ups and downs. At times, you want to throw the other person off the cliff and then rush to the bottom to catch them!|
|When your wife says, all she wants for her anniversary is - "Your Love".|
She is just kidding - actually she just expects Diamonds!
|Wife is very clever. She'll lay her head on your chest and ask - "Honey, have you ever cheated on me?"|
And the wait for your heart to beat fast.
Dear Innocent Husbands, Be careful and please adjust your heart beats accordingly!
|27 June all world is celebrating International Husband Day.|
Date itself explains why this date is selected.
|Dedicated to all married couples:|
Arranged Marriage is like a Lottery.
Lag Gayi Toh Lag Gayi;
Warna Lag Gayi!