• You must marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life!Upload to Facebook
    You must marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
  • November to January - The months of marriages. The other nine are devoted to divorcees!Upload to Facebook
    November to January - The months of marriages. The other nine are devoted to divorcees!
  • Silence is a language, too!<br />
So if you don't hear anything from your wife, it doesn't mean you are safe!Upload to Facebook
    Silence is a language, too!
    So if you don't hear anything from your wife, it doesn't mean you are safe!
  • Wife: You had lunch?  <br />
Husband (in a naughty mood): You had lunch?<br />
Wife: I'm asking you.<br />
Husband: I'm asking you.<br />
Wife: Are you copying me?<br />
Husband: Are you copying me?<br />
Wife: Let's go shopping. <br />
Husband: I had lunch!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: You had lunch?
    Husband (in a naughty mood): You had lunch?
    Wife: I'm asking you.
    Husband: I'm asking you.
    Wife: Are you copying me?
    Husband: Are you copying me?
    Wife: Let's go shopping.
    Husband: I had lunch!
  • What is the difference between Farmers and Husbands?<br/>
Farmers have `Agri-Culture`;<br/>
Husbands have `Agree-Culture`!Upload to Facebook
    What is the difference between Farmers and Husbands?
    Farmers have "Agri-Culture";
    Husbands have "Agree-Culture"!
  • Short & Sharp:<br />
Wife: I Love You!<br />
Husband: Come to the point!Upload to Facebook
    Short & Sharp:
    Wife: I Love You!
    Husband: Come to the point!
  • Alimony - The high cost of name-dropping!Upload to Facebook
    Alimony - The high cost of name-dropping!
  • Dedicated to all Women: <br />

Everyday wake up in the morning, look at your wonderful husband and think -<br />

Damn, he is so lucky!Upload to Facebook
    Dedicated to all Women:
    Everyday wake up in the morning, look at your wonderful husband and think -
    Damn, he is so lucky!
  • Million Dollar Truth: <br />
If Saturday and Sunday don't excite you, then change your Friends.<br />
If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession... If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work, then you should probably change your spouse!Upload to Facebook
    Million Dollar Truth:
    If Saturday and Sunday don't excite you, then change your Friends.
    If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession... If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work, then you should probably change your spouse!
  • Marriage: a word which should be pronounced 'mirage'!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage: a word which should be pronounced 'mirage'!
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