|Marriage means to give someone the power to destroy you and still have a trust that they will not!|
|They say that a marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true...|
As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank!
|Only a man who has loved a woman of genius can appreciate what happiness there is in loving a fool!|
|There are two types of arguing with a wife.|
Neither one works!
|Most women use more brains shopping...|
Than they do while choosing a husband!
|Being single is smarter than being in a long relationship!|
|The sixth sense:|
Dear Men, If you run into an old girlfriend even accidentally, your wife will know about it before you get home!
|Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons agree to harass and spy on each other until death do them apart!|
|Husband and wife know the most about each other, but refuse to believe it!|
|Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai, Agar Zindagi Teri Zulfon Ki Ghani Chaanv Mein Guzar Jaati Toh...|
Wife(with affection): Toh!
Husband: Toh Kya, Home Loan Lene Ki Zarurat Na Padti!