• Wife: You had lunch?  <br />
Husband (in a naughty mood): You had lunch?<br />
Wife: I'm asking you.<br />
Husband: I'm asking you.<br />
Wife: Are you copying me?<br />
Husband: Are you copying me?<br />
Wife: Let's go shopping. <br />
Husband: I had lunch!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: You had lunch?
    Husband (in a naughty mood): You had lunch?
    Wife: I'm asking you.
    Husband: I'm asking you.
    Wife: Are you copying me?
    Husband: Are you copying me?
    Wife: Let's go shopping.
    Husband: I had lunch!
  • What is the difference between Farmers and Husbands?<br/>
Farmers have `Agri-Culture`;<br/>
Husbands have `Agree-Culture`!Upload to Facebook
    What is the difference between Farmers and Husbands?
    Farmers have "Agri-Culture";
    Husbands have "Agree-Culture"!
  • Short & Sharp:<br />
Wife: I Love You!<br />
Husband: Come to the point!Upload to Facebook
    Short & Sharp:
    Wife: I Love You!
    Husband: Come to the point!
  • Alimony - The high cost of name-dropping!Upload to Facebook
    Alimony - The high cost of name-dropping!
  • Dedicated to all Women: <br />

Everyday wake up in the morning, look at your wonderful husband and think -<br />

Damn, he is so lucky!Upload to Facebook
    Dedicated to all Women:
    Everyday wake up in the morning, look at your wonderful husband and think -
    Damn, he is so lucky!
  • Million Dollar Truth: <br />
If Saturday and Sunday don't excite you, then change your Friends.<br />
If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession... If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work, then you should probably change your spouse!Upload to Facebook
    Million Dollar Truth:
    If Saturday and Sunday don't excite you, then change your Friends.
    If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession... If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work, then you should probably change your spouse!
  • Marriage: a word which should be pronounced 'mirage'!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage: a word which should be pronounced 'mirage'!
  • Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.Upload to Facebook
    Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
  • Dear Married People,<br/>
Buddha had to invent a whole new religion to escape his wife that's how difficult it is!Upload to Facebook
    Dear Married People,
    Buddha had to invent a whole new religion to escape his wife that's how difficult it is!
  • Arranged marriage is like accepting an unknown friend request on Facebook!Upload to Facebook
    Arranged marriage is like accepting an unknown friend request on Facebook!
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