• My wife left to get a haircut so I've got maybe 2 hours to practice my `that looks great!` face in the mirror!
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    My wife left to get a haircut so I've got maybe 2 hours to practice my "that looks great!" face in the mirror!
  • If French is the language of love, then long silences peppered with sarcasm must be the language of marriage!
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    If French is the language of love, then long silences peppered with sarcasm must be the language of marriage!
  • Husband: I love you till Moon and back.<br/>
Wife: Priya Ke Pati Toh Jupiter Tak Gaye The Uske Liye Aur Aap Bas Moon and Back!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: I love you till Moon and back.
    Wife: Priya Ke Pati Toh Jupiter Tak Gaye The Uske Liye Aur Aap Bas Moon and Back!
  • Friends are forever.<br/>
Until they get married!Upload to Facebook
    Friends are forever.
    Until they get married!
  • What is the difference between desire and greed?<br/>
Getting married is desire, but trying to be happy after marriage is greed!Upload to Facebook
    What is the difference between desire and greed?
    Getting married is desire, but trying to be happy after marriage is greed!
  • I expect any day now to find out from my wife what my New Year's resolutions will be!Upload to Facebook
    I expect any day now to find out from my wife what my New Year's resolutions will be!
  • Husband: Tum Mujhe Aap Keh Kar Bulaya Karo.<br/>
Wife: Shut Aap!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: Tum Mujhe Aap Keh Kar Bulaya Karo.
    Wife: Shut Aap!
  • Don't get me wrong, I'm glad slavery was abolished.<br/>
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I just don't understand why marriage is still legal!Upload to Facebook
    Don't get me wrong, I'm glad slavery was abolished.
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    I just don't understand why marriage is still legal!
  • Wife: I have blisters on my hands from the broom.<br/>
Husband: Next time take the car, silly!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I have blisters on my hands from the broom.
    Husband: Next time take the car, silly!
  • I haven't had sex in such a long time... I'm beginning to feel married!Upload to Facebook
    I haven't had sex in such a long time... I'm beginning to feel married!
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