• More or less, every husband is like a movie;<br/>
Produced by mother and Directed by wife!Upload to Facebook
    More or less, every husband is like a movie;
    Produced by mother and Directed by wife!
  • Hold your wife's hand in the mall because if you let go, she'll start shopping, it looks romantic but it is actually Economics!Upload to Facebook
    Hold your wife's hand in the mall because if you let go, she'll start shopping, it looks romantic but it is actually Economics!
  • If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice!Upload to Facebook
    If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice!
  • When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason... there has to be a reason!Upload to Facebook
    When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason... there has to be a reason!
  • While washing clothes wife saw this lipstick mark on the shirt.<br/>
Wife: Tell me about this lipstick on your shirt.<br/>
Husband: Babe, I can explain!<br/>
Wife: I don't care. Just ask her the brand and shade name!Upload to Facebook
    While washing clothes wife saw this lipstick mark on the shirt.
    Wife: Tell me about this lipstick on your shirt.
    Husband: Babe, I can explain!
    Wife: I don't care. Just ask her the brand and shade name!
  • Santa enters a wine store and asks the seller,<br/>
`Which brand of whiskey would you advise me for my 25th wedding anniversary?`<br/>
Wine Seller: Sir, it totally depends on whether you want to celebrate or want to forget!Upload to Facebook
    Santa enters a wine store and asks the seller,
    "Which brand of whiskey would you advise me for my 25th wedding anniversary?"
    Wine Seller: Sir, it totally depends on whether you want to celebrate or want to forget!
  • It is better to have an ugly wife for some one's self than a beautiful wife for others!Upload to Facebook
    It is better to have an ugly wife for some one's self than a beautiful wife for others!
  • If a wife is silent and not arguing - it means that she is sleeping!Upload to Facebook
    If a wife is silent and not arguing - it means that she is sleeping!
  • For all couples:<br/>
A meaningful silence is always better than meaningless words!Upload to Facebook
    For all couples:
    A meaningful silence is always better than meaningless words!
  • A husband is one who lays down the law for his wife and then accepts all her amendments!Upload to Facebook
    A husband is one who lays down the law for his wife and then accepts all her amendments!
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