• Husband: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho?<br/>
Wife: Nahane!<br/>
Husband: Mobile Le Kar?<br/>
Wife: Toh Balti Bharne Tak Kya Karu?Upload to Facebook
    Husband: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho?
    Wife: Nahane!
    Husband: Mobile Le Kar?
    Wife: Toh Balti Bharne Tak Kya Karu?
  • Friend 1: Why is your eye swollen?<br/>
Friend 2: It was my wife's birthday yesterday and I bought her a cake.<br/>
Friend 1: But how did your eye get swollen?<br/>
Friend 2: Her name is Tapasya... but that cake shop idiot wrote `Happy Birthday Samasya`!Upload to Facebook
    Friend 1: Why is your eye swollen?
    Friend 2: It was my wife's birthday yesterday and I bought her a cake.
    Friend 1: But how did your eye get swollen?
    Friend 2: Her name is Tapasya... but that cake shop idiot wrote "Happy Birthday Samasya"!
  • In married life, since the husband can't talk in a high pitch with his wife in the conscious state; God empowered him with a unique skill set, enabling him to keep his voice at the highest decibel in an unconscious state, called as Snoring!<br/>
This is called balanced Act of God!<br/>
Ghurrrr... Ghurrrr...Upload to Facebook
    In married life, since the husband can't talk in a high pitch with his wife in the conscious state; God empowered him with a unique skill set, enabling him to keep his voice at the highest decibel in an unconscious state, called as Snoring!
    This is called balanced Act of God!
    Ghurrrr... Ghurrrr...
  • I don't have any problem when my wife talks for hours with her parents.<br/>
Problem starts when she says, `Ek Minute, Inse Baat Karo`!Upload to Facebook
    I don't have any problem when my wife talks for hours with her parents.
    Problem starts when she says, `Ek Minute, Inse Baat Karo`!
  • Wife: I am not talking to you.<br/>
Husband: Okay!<br/>
Wife: Don't you want to know the reason?<br/>
Husband: No, I respect and trust your decision!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I am not talking to you.
    Husband: Okay!
    Wife: Don't you want to know the reason?
    Husband: No, I respect and trust your decision!
  • If there is one side sharp, it's called a Knife.<br/>
And if all the sides are sharp, it's called a Wife!Upload to Facebook
    If there is one side sharp, it's called a Knife.
    And if all the sides are sharp, it's called a Wife!
  • Just because a person is silent, that doesn't mean he is not aware of fun and joy.<br/>
It's possible that he is been married for long time!Upload to Facebook
    Just because a person is silent, that doesn't mean he is not aware of fun and joy.
    It's possible that he is been married for long time!
  • A prisoner managed to escape after 12 years in prison.<br/>
When he got home his wife looked at him and said, `Where the hell have you been? They said on the news that you escaped 8 hours ago!`Upload to Facebook
    A prisoner managed to escape after 12 years in prison.
    When he got home his wife looked at him and said, "Where the hell have you been? They said on the news that you escaped 8 hours ago!"
  • All married men say after many years of marriage:<br/>
`Our marriage is based on trust and understanding.`<br/>
She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her!Upload to Facebook
    All married men say after many years of marriage:
    "Our marriage is based on trust and understanding."
    She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her!
  • If your wife complains that you have changed then explain her that;<br/>
Our body completely replaces all our cells every 7 years, so technically, the person you are married no longer exists.Upload to Facebook
    If your wife complains that you have changed then explain her that;
    Our body completely replaces all our cells every 7 years, so technically, the person you are married no longer exists.
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