|To all bachelors who are getting married, please remember... in marriage you can do anything but not everything!|
|I told someone "OMG! arranged marriage? how can you marry someone without knowing".|
The reply was "OMG! love marriage? how can u marry someone after knowing"!
|My wife's intuition is so good, that at times she already know I am wrong even before I opened my mouth!|
|Wife: Aapki Blue Wali Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi.|
Husband: It's OK! Mere Paas Ek Aur Blue Shirt Hai.
Wife: I know, Maine Us Mein Se Kapda Kaat Kar Pehle Wali Mein Laga Diya Hai!
|By the time you learn the rules of marriage, you're too old to play the game!|
|The problem with trouble shooting marriage is that... Trouble shoots back!|
|In marriage, a conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking!|
|Very few things upset my wife.|
So, it makes me feel rather special to be one of them!
|A retired husband is often a wife's full time job!|
|My wife is my personal trainer, she decides my daily workout... Today it was laundry and the dishes day!|