|Husband: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho?|
Husband: Mobile Le Kar?
Wife: Toh Balti Bharne Tak Kya Karu?
|Friend 1: Why is your eye swollen?|
Friend 2: It was my wife's birthday yesterday and I bought her a cake.
Friend 1: But how did your eye get swollen?
Friend 2: Her name is Tapasya... but that cake shop idiot wrote "Happy Birthday Samasya"!
|In married life, since the husband can't talk in a high pitch with his wife in the conscious state; God empowered him with a unique skill set, enabling him to keep his voice at the highest decibel in an unconscious state, called as Snoring!|
This is called balanced Act of God!
|I don't have any problem when my wife talks for hours with her parents.|
Problem starts when she says, `Ek Minute, Inse Baat Karo`!
|Wife: I am not talking to you.|
Wife: Don't you want to know the reason?
Husband: No, I respect and trust your decision!
|If there is one side sharp, it's called a Knife.|
And if all the sides are sharp, it's called a Wife!
|Just because a person is silent, that doesn't mean he is not aware of fun and joy.|
It's possible that he is been married for long time!
|A prisoner managed to escape after 12 years in prison.|
When he got home his wife looked at him and said, "Where the hell have you been? They said on the news that you escaped 8 hours ago!"
|All married men say after many years of marriage:|
"Our marriage is based on trust and understanding."
She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her!
|If your wife complains that you have changed then explain her that;|
Our body completely replaces all our cells every 7 years, so technically, the person you are married no longer exists.