|Wife: Amitabh Bachchan is a really great actor. Sharab Na Peete Hue Bhi Sharab Peene Ki Kitni Achhi Acting Kar Lete Hain!|
Husband to himself: Ab Isko Kaun Samjhaye Ki Sharab Na Pee Kar Peene Ki Acting Karne Se... SHarab Pee Kar, Na Peene Ki Acting Karna Kitna Mushkil Hai! Sach Mein Hamari Toh Koi Kadar Hi Nahi!
(Husband name not disclosed due to intolerance issues!)
|After her husband has gone back to refill his drink for the fifth time at a host's party, the wife looks at him and says, "Aren't you embarrassed to keep going back for more?"|
Husband says, "Nope. I Keep telling them it's for you!"
|A wife went shopping and bought home a beautiful shirt for her husband who was impressed and asked, "How much did you pay?"
She replied "It was given free with a ₹ 9000/- Saree. I liked the shirt so much, I decided to buy the saree"!
|People who say their wedding day was the BEST day of their lives have never had 2 chocolate bars fall from a vending machine at the same time!|
|A controversial and debatable question:|
Today if Raavan took your wife away, would you still consider him evil?
|Wife: Why do you wear your specs only when I come in?|
Husband: The doctor has asked me to wear my specs whenever I see a headache coming!
|Getting angry at somebody? Just think about the person... If the person is junior to you, count up to 10 and then talk.|
If the person is equal to you, count up to 30 and talk.
If the person is senior to you, count 100 and then talk.
If the person is your wife... keep counting!
|The most helpful tool in housekeeping is a guilty husband!|
|It's amazing how with each day, couples continue to discover new and creative ways to irritate the hell out of each other!|
|Husband was staring at a hoarding for a long time.|
The hoarding was of a beautiful girl with a mixer grinder.
Wife taps his arms gently and said, "Let's go home. The exchange offer is only on the mixer grinder!"