|My wife is like a cat. She looks cute and ignores me all day!|
|I stopped maintaining a diary after marriage.|
My wife remembers everything that I have ever done!
|Pro-tip for husbands:|
You should always share your honest opinion with your wife. Except about
1. Her haircut
2. Her weight gain
3. The new dress she bought
|Silence is the most dangerous language.|
So if your wife is silent, boy, you're in trouble!
|Wife: I am angry with you.|
Me: Again or still?
|My wife told me that we've communication issues. So I sent her a text asking, " Why?" She didn't reply. So I made a Skype call & she didn't answer. Then I sent her 15 WhatsApp messages, which were delivered but not read.|
Finally, I had to go to the bedroom to talk to her. These women!
|Do you know what all these years of marriage comprehensively taught me?|
I AM ALWAYS WRONG!
|If I make my wife upset, she shouts a lot. But if I make her a little bit more upset, she gives me the silent treatment.|
So, it's worth that extra effort, right?
|Losing your spouse can be hard.|
But it's not impossible!
A man who does chores in his house is not helping his wife.
He is simply doing chores in his house!