• My wife is like a cat. She looks cute and ignores me all day!
    My wife is like a cat. She looks cute and ignores me all day!
  • I stopped maintaining a diary after marriage.<br/>
My wife remembers everything that I have ever done!
    I stopped maintaining a diary after marriage.
    My wife remembers everything that I have ever done!
  • Pro-tip for husbands:<br/>

You should always share your honest opinion with your wife. Except about<br/>

1. Her haircut<br/>
2. Her weight gain<br/>
3. The new dress she bought
    Pro-tip for husbands:
    You should always share your honest opinion with your wife. Except about
    1. Her haircut
    2. Her weight gain
    3. The new dress she bought
  • Silence is the most dangerous language.<br/>
So if your wife is silent, boy, you're in trouble!
    Silence is the most dangerous language.
    So if your wife is silent, boy, you're in trouble!
  • Wife: I am angry with you.<br/>
Me: Again or still?
    Wife: I am angry with you.
    Me: Again or still?
  • My wife told me that we've communication issues. So I sent her a text asking, ` Why?` She didn't reply. So I made a Skype call & she didn't answer. Then I sent her 15 WhatsApp messages, which were delivered but not read.<br/>
Finally, I had to go to the bedroom to talk to her. These women!
    My wife told me that we've communication issues. So I sent her a text asking, " Why?" She didn't reply. So I made a Skype call & she didn't answer. Then I sent her 15 WhatsApp messages, which were delivered but not read.
    Finally, I had to go to the bedroom to talk to her. These women!
  • Do you know what all these years of marriage comprehensively taught me?<br/>
I AM ALWAYS WRONG!
    Do you know what all these years of marriage comprehensively taught me?
    I AM ALWAYS WRONG!
  • If I make my wife upset, she shouts a lot. But if I make her a little bit more upset, she gives me the silent treatment.<br/>
So, it's worth that extra effort, right?
    If I make my wife upset, she shouts a lot. But if I make her a little bit more upset, she gives me the silent treatment.
    So, it's worth that extra effort, right?
  • Losing your spouse can be hard.<br/>
But it's not impossible!
    Losing your spouse can be hard.
    But it's not impossible!
  • Logical Perspective:<br/>

A man who does chores in his house is not helping his wife.<br/>
He is simply doing chores in his house!
    Logical Perspective:
    A man who does chores in his house is not helping his wife.
    He is simply doing chores in his house!