• Logical Perspective:<br/>

A man who does chores in his house is not helping his wife.<br/>
He is simply doing chores in his house!
    Logical Perspective:
    A man who does chores in his house is not helping his wife.
    He is simply doing chores in his house!
  • Scientists claim that the Big Bang was the loudest noise that has ever occurred in Earth's history.  <br/>
Those scientists have obviously never heard my wife shouting at me!
    Scientists claim that the Big Bang was the loudest noise that has ever occurred in Earth's history.
    Those scientists have obviously never heard my wife shouting at me!
  • Pro tip:<br/>
If your wife catches you looking at another woman, just tell her that you're glad she doesn't dress like that. Earn an extra point by complimenting her dress sense.<br/>
PS: It works only once!
    Pro tip:
    If your wife catches you looking at another woman, just tell her that you're glad she doesn't dress like that. Earn an extra point by complimenting her dress sense.
    PS: It works only once!
  • Next time when you're having an argument with your wife, just say `My mother was right about you` and walk away like a boss.<br/>

PS: Please perform the above stunt at your own risk!
    Next time when you're having an argument with your wife, just say "My mother was right about you" and walk away like a boss.
    PS: Please perform the above stunt at your own risk!
  • My wife noticed that I wasn't listening to her as she was telling something important.<br/>
As she was about to get angry, I told her that her hair looks great today. She was happy and started to talk about the new shampoo & conditioner that she bought online.<br/>
I deserve a medal!
    My wife noticed that I wasn't listening to her as she was telling something important.
    As she was about to get angry, I told her that her hair looks great today. She was happy and started to talk about the new shampoo & conditioner that she bought online.
    I deserve a medal!
  • I'm so thankful for my wife.<br/>
If it wasn't for her, I'd be walking around thinking that I was always doing everything right!
    I'm so thankful for my wife.
    If it wasn't for her, I'd be walking around thinking that I was always doing everything right!
  • Dear newly married,<br/>
Before having any kids, make sure you're done sleeping and the other things you like to do!
    Dear newly married,
    Before having any kids, make sure you're done sleeping and the other things you like to do!
  • My wife smiled at me this morning for no reason.<br/>
Now I'm unable to do anything!
    My wife smiled at me this morning for no reason.
    Now I'm unable to do anything!
  • In a way, Corona is like a spouse. Initially, you try to control it, then you realize you can't. Then you learn to live with it!
    In a way, Corona is like a spouse. Initially, you try to control it, then you realize you can't. Then you learn to live with it!
  • Feeling bored in lockdown, want some adventure in your life?<br/>

Tell your wife that your mom did much more cooking and cleaning and she never even complained.<br/>
All the best!
    Feeling bored in lockdown, want some adventure in your life?
    Tell your wife that your mom did much more cooking and cleaning and she never even complained.
    All the best!