• Everyday my wife asks me what I want for dinner.<br/>
Sometimes I guess the answer correctly!
    Everyday my wife asks me what I want for dinner.
    Sometimes I guess the answer correctly!
  • As per my horoscope, today I might find the true love of my life.<br/>
I'm not sure how my wife is going to react to it!
    As per my horoscope, today I might find the true love of my life.
    I'm not sure how my wife is going to react to it!
  • On a more positive note:<br/>
Forget seeing the Himalayas and other natural vistas. Today the air was so clear my wife could see my point of view!
    On a more positive note:
    Forget seeing the Himalayas and other natural vistas. Today the air was so clear my wife could see my point of view!
  • Not bragging, but my main hobby is apologizing to my wife for saying something hilarious!
    Not bragging, but my main hobby is apologizing to my wife for saying something hilarious!
  • A couple got divorced. They split the house. And he got the outside!
    A couple got divorced. They split the house. And he got the outside!
  • Spending all my time at home these days I came to a conclusion:<br/>
My marriage is built upon trust and understanding.<br/>
She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her!
    Spending all my time at home these days I came to a conclusion:
    My marriage is built upon trust and understanding.
    She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her!
  • I love it when my wife whispers sweet things into my ears to wake me up.<br/>
Today it was `toilet is clogged and the bathroom is flooded`!
    I love it when my wife whispers sweet things into my ears to wake me up.
    Today it was `toilet is clogged and the bathroom is flooded`!
  • Sorry I couldn't interact with you much today.<br/>
I accidentally asked my wife why she's not talking to me!
    Sorry I couldn't interact with you much today.
    I accidentally asked my wife why she's not talking to me!
  • According to my wife it was all going well until I woke up this morning!
    According to my wife it was all going well until I woke up this morning!
  • Before getting married, I didn't even know that I always parked the car wrong and too far away!
    Before getting married, I didn't even know that I always parked the car wrong and too far away!