|Everyday my wife asks me what I want for dinner.|
Sometimes I guess the answer correctly!
|As per my horoscope, today I might find the true love of my life.|
I'm not sure how my wife is going to react to it!
|On a more positive note:|
Forget seeing the Himalayas and other natural vistas. Today the air was so clear my wife could see my point of view!
|Not bragging, but my main hobby is apologizing to my wife for saying something hilarious!|
|A couple got divorced. They split the house. And he got the outside!|
|Spending all my time at home these days I came to a conclusion:|
My marriage is built upon trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her!
|I love it when my wife whispers sweet things into my ears to wake me up.|
Today it was `toilet is clogged and the bathroom is flooded`!
|Sorry I couldn't interact with you much today.|
I accidentally asked my wife why she's not talking to me!
|According to my wife it was all going well until I woke up this morning!|
|Before getting married, I didn't even know that I always parked the car wrong and too far away!|