• I wear the pants in our relationship but my wife tells me which ones to wear!
    I wear the pants in our relationship but my wife tells me which ones to wear!
  • A nagging wife and a dripping tap have a lot in common!
    A nagging wife and a dripping tap have a lot in common!
  • They say that a marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true...<br/>
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As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank!
    They say that a marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true...
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    As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank!
  • Husband: Kal Party Te Jana Assi, Main Pant Coat Pa Lawa?<br/>
Wife: Hanji Pa Lao,Te Main Ki Pava Kal?<br/>
Husband: Tu Ohi Pa Layi Jo Har Roj Paoni Aa...<br/>
Wife: Ki?<br/>
Husband: Kalesh!
    Husband: Kal Party Te Jana Assi, Main Pant Coat Pa Lawa?
    Wife: Hanji Pa Lao,Te Main Ki Pava Kal?
    Husband: Tu Ohi Pa Layi Jo Har Roj Paoni Aa...
    Wife: Ki?
    Husband: Kalesh!
  • If women behaved before marraige the way they behave after mariage, half of the marriages would not take place!
    If women behaved before marraige the way they behave after mariage, half of the marriages would not take place!
  • A body at rest will continue to be at rest... until the wife notices and finds some work for him!
    A body at rest will continue to be at rest... until the wife notices and finds some work for him!
  • If you are wrong & you shut up... you are wise.<br/>
If you are right & you shut up... you are married!
    If you are wrong & you shut up... you are wise.
    If you are right & you shut up... you are married!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
If you don't like how your wife is looking, just keep these thoughts to yourself or face the consequences!
    Pro Tip:
    If you don't like how your wife is looking, just keep these thoughts to yourself or face the consequences!
  • What is the next thing a man does after winning an impossible argument with his wife?<br/>
Apologize!
    What is the next thing a man does after winning an impossible argument with his wife?
    Apologize!
  • Your decision to get married proves you are not ready to make important decisions in life!
    Your decision to get married proves you are not ready to make important decisions in life!