|I wear the pants in our relationship but my wife tells me which ones to wear!|
|A nagging wife and a dripping tap have a lot in common!|
|They say that a marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true...|
As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank!
|Husband: Kal Party Te Jana Assi, Main Pant Coat Pa Lawa?|
Wife: Hanji Pa Lao,Te Main Ki Pava Kal?
Husband: Tu Ohi Pa Layi Jo Har Roj Paoni Aa...
|If women behaved before marraige the way they behave after mariage, half of the marriages would not take place!|
|A body at rest will continue to be at rest... until the wife notices and finds some work for him!|
|If you are wrong & you shut up... you are wise.|
If you are right & you shut up... you are married!
If you don't like how your wife is looking, just keep these thoughts to yourself or face the consequences!
|What is the next thing a man does after winning an impossible argument with his wife?|
|Your decision to get married proves you are not ready to make important decisions in life!|