|Insurance is like marriage where you just pay, pay and pay, but never get anything back!|
|Safety Pro Tip:|
Even if you have to criticize your wife... do it lovingly!
|A guy at a Samsung store:|
"Are you sure the Samsung Note 7 phone blows up or shall I pick another option for my wife?"
|A hilarious quote about married life written by a husband.|
"Only after marriage, I understood why bathrooms are also called 'Restrooms'!
|Wife: I'm heading to the store. Do you want anything?|
Husband: I want a sense of meaning & purpose in my life. I seek fulfillment and completeness to my soul. I want to connect to God and discover the spiritual side to me....
Wife: Be specific - Black Label or Chivas?
|2 tips for happy married life:|
Keep quiet when your wife is talking.
Don't talk when your wife is quiet.
|Karwa Chauth ends.|
Women remove all the makeup.
|Here's the list of things I understand about my wife...|
|Marriage is nature's way of keeping us away from fighting with strangers!|
|Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage:|
The wife is in charge!