• Insurance is like marriage where you just pay, pay and pay, but never get anything back!
    Insurance is like marriage where you just pay, pay and pay, but never get anything back!
  • Safety Pro Tip:<br/>
Even if you have to criticize your wife... do it lovingly!
    Safety Pro Tip:
    Even if you have to criticize your wife... do it lovingly!
  • A guy at a Samsung store:<br/>
`Are you sure the Samsung Note 7 phone blows up or shall I pick another option for my wife?`
    A guy at a Samsung store:
    "Are you sure the Samsung Note 7 phone blows up or shall I pick another option for my wife?"
  • A hilarious quote about married life written by a husband.<br/>
`Only after marriage, I understood why bathrooms are also called 'Restrooms'!
    A hilarious quote about married life written by a husband.
    "Only after marriage, I understood why bathrooms are also called 'Restrooms'!
  • Wife: I'm heading to the store. Do you want anything?<br/>
Husband:  I want a sense of meaning & purpose in my life. I seek fulfillment and completeness to my soul. I want to connect to God and discover the spiritual side to me....<br/>
Wife: Be specific - Black Label or Chivas?
    Wife: I'm heading to the store. Do you want anything?
    Husband: I want a sense of meaning & purpose in my life. I seek fulfillment and completeness to my soul. I want to connect to God and discover the spiritual side to me....
    Wife: Be specific - Black Label or Chivas?
  • 2 tips for happy married life:<br/>
Keep quiet when your wife is talking.<br/>
Don't talk when your wife is quiet.<br/>
~Husbands Association!
    2 tips for happy married life:
    Keep quiet when your wife is talking.
    Don't talk when your wife is quiet.
    ~Husbands Association!
  • Karwa Chauth ends.<br/>
Women remove all the makeup.<br/>
Halloween starts!
    Karwa Chauth ends.
    Women remove all the makeup.
    Halloween starts!
  • Here's the list of things I understand about my wife...<br/>
1.<br/>
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4.<br/>
    Here's the list of things I understand about my wife...
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  • Marriage is nature's way of keeping us away from fighting with strangers!
    Marriage is nature's way of keeping us away from fighting with strangers!
  • Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage:<br/>
The wife is in charge!
    Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage:
    The wife is in charge!