|I have understood at last.|
Lock up: Under police custody.
Lockdown: Under wife's custody!
|Wife: You're wrong.|
Husband: But I didn't say anything.
Wife: I know, I'm just brushing up my skills!
|Polygamy is illegal.|
But I get to enjoy it as I have a wife with multiple personalities!
|Wives are like small children, you've to be worried and careful when they're silent!|
|There are two types of men:|
1. Those who are scared of their wives
|My wife and I have been in lockdown for around 36 days now.|
One thing is for sure, there is no way I am retiring!
|My wife and I are in a very serious relationship.|
We never smile at each other!
|I've made some terrible decisions in my life.|
Just kidding, I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions!
|Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse due to the Coronavirus, my wife asked me if I notice anything different about her!|
|My wife and I were having an argument last night. I was right about something and she was wrong, but I didn't tell her that.
I may be right, but definitely not stupid!