• I have understood at last.<br/>
Lock up: Under police custody.<br/>
Lockdown: Under wife's custody!
    I have understood at last.
    Lock up: Under police custody.
    Lockdown: Under wife's custody!
  • Wife: You're wrong.<br/>
Husband: But I didn't say anything.<br/>
Wife: I know, I'm just brushing up my skills!
    Wife: You're wrong.
    Husband: But I didn't say anything.
    Wife: I know, I'm just brushing up my skills!
  • Polygamy is illegal.<br/>
But I get to enjoy it as I have a wife with multiple personalities!
    Polygamy is illegal.
    But I get to enjoy it as I have a wife with multiple personalities!
  • Wives are like small children, you've to be worried and careful when they're silent!
    Wives are like small children, you've to be worried and careful when they're silent!
  • There are two types of men:<br/>

1. Those who are scared of their wives<br/>

2. Bachelors
    There are two types of men:
    1. Those who are scared of their wives
    2. Bachelors
  • My wife and I have been in lockdown for around 36 days now.<br/>
One thing is for sure, there is no way I am retiring!
    My wife and I have been in lockdown for around 36 days now.
    One thing is for sure, there is no way I am retiring!
  • My wife and I are in a very serious relationship.<br/>
We never smile at each other!
    My wife and I are in a very serious relationship.
    We never smile at each other!
  • I've made some terrible decisions in my life.<br/>
Just kidding, I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions!
    I've made some terrible decisions in my life.
    Just kidding, I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions!
  • Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse due to the Coronavirus, my wife asked me if I notice anything different about her!
    Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse due to the Coronavirus, my wife asked me if I notice anything different about her!
  • My wife and I were having an argument last night. I was right about something and she was wrong, but I didn't tell her that.
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I may be right, but definitely not stupid!
    My wife and I were having an argument last night. I was right about something and she was wrong, but I didn't tell her that.
    I may be right, but definitely not stupid!