|Time waits for no man...|
Time is definitely a woman!
|Men and women at least agree on one thing... they both don't trust women!|
|In the beginning, God created man, but seeing man's ego balloon he then created woman and balance was restored!|
|If the woman is always right, and a man is always wrong. Then, if a man tells a woman that she's right.|
Is the man right or wrong?
|Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy!|
|Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men...|
Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so!
|When a woman says "We need to talk".|
Why is it never about sports?
|Men greet by abusing each other... they really don't mean it.|
Women greet by complementing each other... they also really don't mean it either!
|NIKE was found by Men, so its tagline says, "Just do it!"|
If "Nike" had been founded by a Woman, its tagline would have been...
"Just do it... if you want to... I don't want to force you... It's your life... anyway you don't listen to me... Do What You Want To Do... Why don't you ask your mother... Who am I to say anything... But it has to happen and you have to do it!"
|A True Fact: Men may get over their Ex. but they can never get over their Xbox!|