• A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius!
    A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius!
  • Some people know nothing about women. Those people are called men!
    Some people know nothing about women. Those people are called men!
  • Dear Men,<br/>
If your wife asks you to get something out of her purse, just bring her the purse. You are never going to find what she wants!
    Dear Men,
    If your wife asks you to get something out of her purse, just bring her the purse. You are never going to find what she wants!
  • Women use cuddling as a trap.<br/>
 
They'll cuddle you for some time and then say `I have a question honey and don't lie`!
    Women use cuddling as a trap.
    They'll cuddle you for some time and then say "I have a question honey and don't lie"!
  • Why M is straight and W is the opposite way?<br/>
Because Men think straight and Women think in the opposite way!
    Why M is straight and W is the opposite way?
    Because Men think straight and Women think in the opposite way!
  • Men are a living proof that women can handle anything!
    Men are a living proof that women can handle anything!
  • Men have opinions, women have advice!
    Men have opinions, women have advice!
  • Men look at a woman's behind and go, `Wow, what an ass!`<br/>
Women look at a man's face and think the same thing!
    Men look at a woman's behind and go, "Wow, what an ass!"
    Women look at a man's face and think the same thing!
  • Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see.<br/>
That's why most women wear makeup and most men lie!
    Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see.
    That's why most women wear makeup and most men lie!
  • A man's face is his autobiography;<br/>
a woman's face is her fiction!
    A man's face is his autobiography;
    a woman's face is her fiction!