|It's called "man-hours" because a woman would have done it in a matter of minutes!|
|No man knows more about women than I do.|
And I know nothing!
|Snoring is God's way to ensure that women hate their husbands even when they're sleeping!|
Never underestimate your wife's ability to find something wrong with you at any time!
|Courtesy says you must never ask a woman her age and a man his salary. Do you know why... have you ever thought about it?|
Well here is a beautiful insight... it is wrong to ask a woman her age because she hardly ever lives for herself. And it is wrong to ask a man his salary because he hardly ever spends on himself!
|If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one!|
|Any idea why women make new friends every week while men have the same five friends their entire life?|
|Why are men like commercials?|
You can't believe a word they say!
|Any man who asks a woman `What's wrong?` and expects her to tell him what exactly is wrong, doesn't really understand how women work!|
The best way to make your man do something that he has been avoiding for months is to just ask him if it's because he's too old to do it.
Thank me later!