• Dear Women:<br/>
If a man says he will fix it, he will.<br/>
There is no need to remind him every six months!
    Dear Women:
    If a man says he will fix it, he will.
    There is no need to remind him every six months!
  • A man of few words is generally a married man!
    A man of few words is generally a married man!
  • Dear Men,<br/>
If you see your wife eating ice cream straight from the tub, don't ask her if she's okay. I learned this the hard way today!
    Dear Men,
    If you see your wife eating ice cream straight from the tub, don't ask her if she's okay. I learned this the hard way today!
  • Husband (romantically): I don't need dinner tonight, you look like a full course meal.<br/>
Wife: Are you calling me fat?<br/>
Moral: Women are difficult to understand!
    Husband (romantically): I don't need dinner tonight, you look like a full course meal.
    Wife: Are you calling me fat?
    Moral: Women are difficult to understand!
  • My wife and I have a severe cold.<br/>
Only difference is that she has completed all chores, dropped the kids to school and now going out for grocery shopping, while I'm lying on the bed dying!
    My wife and I have a severe cold.
    Only difference is that she has completed all chores, dropped the kids to school and now going out for grocery shopping, while I'm lying on the bed dying!
  • A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius!
    A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius!
  • Some people know nothing about women. Those people are called men!
    Some people know nothing about women. Those people are called men!
  • Dear Men,<br/>
If your wife asks you to get something out of her purse, just bring her the purse. You are never going to find what she wants!
    Dear Men,
    If your wife asks you to get something out of her purse, just bring her the purse. You are never going to find what she wants!
  • Women use cuddling as a trap.<br/>
 
They'll cuddle you for some time and then say `I have a question honey and don't lie`!
    Women use cuddling as a trap.
    They'll cuddle you for some time and then say "I have a question honey and don't lie"!
  • Why M is straight and W is the opposite way?<br/>
Because Men think straight and Women think in the opposite way!
    Why M is straight and W is the opposite way?
    Because Men think straight and Women think in the opposite way!