|Economics of elections.|
1. If Modi wins, buy mutual funds, good shares & govt bonds.
2. If Congress wins, buy land preferably agriculture land & take agriculture loans.
3. If 3rd front wins, sell everything, accumulate gold & wait for next elections within 1 year.
4. If there are chances of 2 elections within 2 years, better buy liquor stocks!
|Want to convert friends into enemies?|
Try discussing politics. If it fails, try religion!
|Result of those who studied 10th is out.|
Result of those who studied 12th is out.
Result of those who studied nothing will be out on 23rd May!
|Blessed are the politicians, for they keep the comedians employed!|
|Please cast your vote!
And please don't caste your vote!
|290 people were killed in Sri Lanka blasts. 290. Religions are the worst thing happened to humanity!|
|Me: Alexa please play Sajan Ji Ghar Aaye.|
Alexa: Sorry! Aayenge Toh Modi Ji Hi!
|Politicians don't have to care about voters; they only have to convince voters that they care!|
|What a bizarre country, the USA. Scientists actually took credit for the black hole discovery, and not the president!|
Odd. Really odd!
|It's a changed world...|
Indians are MODIfied
Brits are disMAYed
Americans are TRUMPed
And the French are Macarooned
And Canadian are Justified
While Russians just stay Put in!