• The boating store was having a big sale on canoes.<br/>
It was quite the oar deal!
    The boating store was having a big sale on canoes.
    It was quite the oar deal!
  • What is the fastest way to get Trump to change a light bulb?<br/>
Tell him Obama installed it!
    What is the fastest way to get Trump to change a light bulb?
    Tell him Obama installed it!
  • Congratulations, Trump!<br/>
You finally passed a test!
#POTUSCOVID
    Congratulations, Trump!
    You finally passed a test! #POTUSCOVID
  • Anil Ambani: I have just 1 car.<br/>
UK Court: Which car?  <br/>
Anil Ambani: Modi Sar'car'!
    Anil Ambani: I have just 1 car.
    UK Court: Which car?
    Anil Ambani: Modi Sar'car'!
  • Breaking NEWS:<br/>
The central government is requesting BMC to clear Chinese encroachment at Ladakh after seeing their quick action against Kangana Ranaut's office!
    Breaking NEWS:
    The central government is requesting BMC to clear Chinese encroachment at Ladakh after seeing their quick action against Kangana Ranaut's office!
  • 3 of our most powerful agencies investigated the Sushant Singh suicide and discovered the following earth-shattering facts:<br/>

-Sushant smoked weed<br/>
-Rhea bought him the weed<br/>
-Weed is illegal<br/>
-Rhea must be punished!
    3 of our most powerful agencies investigated the Sushant Singh suicide and discovered the following earth-shattering facts:
    -Sushant smoked weed
    -Rhea bought him the weed
    -Weed is illegal
    -Rhea must be punished!
  • BMC demolishes Kangana Ranaut's office:<br/>
In the battle of Goliaths, David takes the bullet!<br/>
#BharatforKangana
    BMC demolishes Kangana Ranaut's office:
    In the battle of Goliaths, David takes the bullet!
    #BharatforKangana
  • If Indian journalism goes any lower, they will hit oil!
    If Indian journalism goes any lower, they will hit oil!
  • India searching for its old GDP.<br/>
Punjab searching for its old DGP!
    India searching for its old GDP.
    Punjab searching for its old DGP!
  • Hard work pays off:<br/>
The government of India is planning to appoint Nirmala Sitharaman as Health Minister to bring down Corona cases just like the Economy!
    Hard work pays off:
    The government of India is planning to appoint Nirmala Sitharaman as Health Minister to bring down Corona cases just like the Economy!