|Which occasion does Mr. Ambani hate the most?|
|Vijay Mallya & Nirav Modi, both are in London.|
This is not surprising. Historically, England has always been home to people who loot India!
|Patriotism in India is like 'Superman's Underwear'...|
You have to wear it outside and show it to everyone or else you are anti-national!
News Channels saying "Please don't spread rumours"!
|On the lighter note:|
One of my foreigner friends asked me: Why Pakistan's Prime Minister is so calm but yours' so aggressive?
Me: That's the difference between 3 times married man and a bachelor!
|What is the craziest thing you've done for Chai?|
WC Abhinandan: Ek Baar LoC Cross Kar Ke Pakistan Ka Fighter Jet Girakar Unhi Ke Yaha Chai Pee Kar Aaya Tha!
|Those who celebrate war will not participate in the war, those who participate in the war, will never celebrate war!|
|Surgical Strike is like a Piles operation.|
The doctor tells everyone it was successful but the patient wants to keep it a secret!
|People keep saying the India-Pakistan conflict is more dangerous now because both have nukes.|
But other new weapons greatly increase the risk: Twitter, Facebook, WhatsApp... and hyper-nationalistic TV networks!
|In America, people look one way before crossing a one-way street. |
In India, people look both ways while crossing a one-way street.
In Pakistan, people have to look up too, to be safe from air strikes!