|I was taking out some money from my pocket and a ₹ 1 coin fell.|
I said, "Ab Aur Kitna Girega?"
Coin rolls on the floor laughing and slips into a manhole!
|A court in Bihar has ordered an FIR against makers of the film #Loveratri coz the title hurts religious sentiments.|
Somehow, anything that has love in it hurts our sentiments. Hate is perfectly OK!
|Society celebrating legalization of Homosexuality when it can't even accept intercaste marriage!|
|The Monk who sold his Ferrari knew about the petrol price hike!|
|Any guesses on this nail-biting, thrilling competition that who will hit a century first...|
Diesel, Petrol, or The Rupee!
|After Section 377 repeal:|
Boy: I have a boyfriend!
The Supreme Court decriminalises homosexuality.
Congratulatory messages flood Karan Johar!
|$un Raha Hai Na Tu,|
₹o Raha Hun Main!
|US $ Crosses Rs.70.00.|
Exporters meet at Hotel Taj!
Importers meet at Apollo Heart Institute!
Dollar on Escalator! Rupee on Ventilator!
|Behind every successful man, there is a woman. If you are not getting success change the woman. |
~ Imran Khan