|News: 3rd double hundred by Rohit Sharma in ODI.|
Anushka: Papa Sahi Kehte The, Sharma Ji Ka Ladka Best Tha!
The Election Commission has denied any immediate plans to merge with BJP!
|VK and AS are now married.|
Ab 'ViKAS' Hoga!
|Waiting for Modi Ji to say "Mitron... Virat Ki Shaadi Bhi Tabhi Hui Jab Kendra Mein BJP Ki Sarkar Hai. Kya Yeh Achhe Din Nahi Hain Mitrono?"|
In response Rahul Gandhi will say "Dekhiye... Kendra Mein BJP Sarkar Hai Aur Virat-Anushka Ko Italy Mein Ja Kar Shaadi Karni Padi. Kya Yahi 'MAKE IN INDIA' Hai Modi Ji Ka?"
A girl from India becomes Miss World,
Where most of the girls are made to miss the World!
|So much protest against Bhansali for distorting history... but no voice raised against South Indian actors for distorting Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Medical Science, Engineering, Logic. etc...|
|Note-Bandhi Kya Hui 'Chillar' Miss World Jeet Gayi!|
|Oxford Dictionary is adding a new word:|
Indigo (v): To beat an unprepared person black and blue
Example: Johnny was indigoed, when he jumped the queue at a wine shop!
|Delhi smog situation is worsening. Many men were caught hugging their own wives!|
|Agar 2-4 Aur States Mein Election Hote To Sarkaar Saamne Se 18-20% Public Ko GST Deti!|