|In a latest development:|
Amit Shah has offered to mediate between the US and North Korea!
|These lines beautifully sum up the current developments:|
"WHEN THE ECONOMY GOES SOUTH, THE TROOPS GO NORTH!"
Article 370 will be repealed in J&K
Meanwhile Punjab's property dealers have started setting up their offices there!
|Point to ponder:|
The guy who made people drink coffee got scared of loans and committed suicide. But, the man who made people to drink alcohol, ran away bravely.
Now you decide, what to drink!
|I had stopped watching news channels and started watching Discovery.|
Now Modi Ji is there, too!
|Cancelled a Zomato order since the rider's name was Vikas and I'd been waiting for him since 2014!|
|Amitabh Bachchan was running a show called Kaun Banega Crorepati. |
India is currently running a show called Kaun Bachega Crorepati!
|Modi asked Trump to come to Kashmir & meditate and Trump heard come to Kashmir & mediate!|
Perils of the English language can be lost in translation!
|Irony is that those politicians who indulge in horse-trading are seeking a 'trust' vote!|
|In Karnataka Assembly floor test, if both Yeddyurappa and Kumaraswamy land up with equal MLAs then as per the new rules, Kumaraswamy with more wives wins!|