UAE, Saudi Arabia and few GCC countries have filed a protest with the Indian Government against MTNL and BSNL... Because every time they called the helpline it said...
Aap 'Qatar' Mein Hain!
|A friend has suggested that not peacock but the crow should be made the national bird. It regularly chants 'cow cow'!|
|If peacocks stop crying they will be no more!|
|From a Middle East source:|
Summary of Trump's Islam speech:
We must empower the Muslims who are buying our arms to defeat the ones who are not currently buying them!
|I tried opening all unknown attachments on my office system today but no luck so far.|
~ Frustrated Employee
|Ransomware hackers entered Dr. Batra's website.|
Now the hackers are busy deleting their own mails from Dr. Batra's system!
|Ransomware virus tried to enter into the computer system of SBI. It could not succeed as someone told it, "Lunch Ke Baad Aana".|
It came back after lunch time but got stuck again as someone said, "Yahan Nahi 14 no. Counter Per Jao".
Tried the third time and then it was told, "Peeche Account Number Aur Mobile Number Daalo".
Finally 4th time, "Aaj Time Khatam, Ab Kal Aana"!
|CBI raids premises of P. Chidambaram. Ransomware attack across the globe.|
No PC is safe these days, not even P. Chidambaram!
|Set it as wallpaper to avoid virus infection!|
|I got attacked by ransomware and was asked for money...|
I sent them my salary slip... Immediately they themselves removed it from my system!