|It's for the first time, that the United Kingdom will see the end of May before the end of April!|
|Your A/C XXXXX9565 Credited INR 72,000.00 on 28/03/19 - Deposit by transfer from INDIAN NATIONAL CONGRESS. A/C Bal INR 15,72,000.00!|
|Which occasion does Mr. Ambani hate the most?|
|Vijay Mallya & Nirav Modi, both are in London.|
This is not surprising. Historically, England has always been home to people who loot India!
|Patriotism in India is like 'Superman's Underwear'...|
You have to wear it outside and show it to everyone or else you are anti-national!
News Channels saying "Please don't spread rumours"!
|On the lighter note:|
One of my foreigner friends asked me: Why Pakistan's Prime Minister is so calm but yours' so aggressive?
Me: That's the difference between 3 times married man and a bachelor!
|What is the craziest thing you've done for Chai?|
WC Abhinandan: Ek Baar LoC Cross Kar Ke Pakistan Ka Fighter Jet Girakar Unhi Ke Yaha Chai Pee Kar Aaya Tha!
|Those who celebrate war will not participate in the war, those who participate in the war, will never celebrate war!|
|Surgical Strike is like a Piles operation.|
The doctor tells everyone it was successful but the patient wants to keep it a secret!