• It's for the first time, that the United Kingdom will see the end of May before the end of April!<br/>
#Brexit
    It's for the first time, that the United Kingdom will see the end of May before the end of April!
    #Brexit
  • Your A/C XXXXX9565 Credited INR 72,000.00 on 28/03/19 - Deposit by transfer from INDIAN NATIONAL CONGRESS. A/C Bal INR 15,72,000.00!
    Your A/C XXXXX9565 Credited INR 72,000.00 on 28/03/19 - Deposit by transfer from INDIAN NATIONAL CONGRESS. A/C Bal INR 15,72,000.00!
  • Which occasion does Mr. Ambani hate the most?<br/>
Bhai Dues!
    Which occasion does Mr. Ambani hate the most?
    Bhai Dues!
  • Vijay Mallya & Nirav Modi, both are in London.<br/>
This is not surprising. Historically, England has always been home to people who loot India!
    Vijay Mallya & Nirav Modi, both are in London.
    This is not surprising. Historically, England has always been home to people who loot India!
  • Patriotism in India is like 'Superman's Underwear'...<br/>
You have to wear it outside and show it to everyone or else you are anti-national!
    Patriotism in India is like 'Superman's Underwear'...
    You have to wear it outside and show it to everyone or else you are anti-national!
  • Irony:<br/>
News Channels saying `Please don't spread rumours`!
    Irony:
    News Channels saying "Please don't spread rumours"!
  • On the lighter note:<br/>

One of my foreigner friends asked me: Why Pakistan's Prime Minister is so calm but yours' so aggressive?<br/>
Me: That's the difference between 3 times married man and a bachelor!
    On the lighter note:
    One of my foreigner friends asked me: Why Pakistan's Prime Minister is so calm but yours' so aggressive?
    Me: That's the difference between 3 times married man and a bachelor!
  • What is the craziest thing you've done for Chai?<br/>
WC Abhinandan: Ek Baar LoC Cross Kar Ke Pakistan Ka Fighter Jet Girakar Unhi Ke Yaha Chai Pee Kar Aaya Tha!
    What is the craziest thing you've done for Chai?
    WC Abhinandan: Ek Baar LoC Cross Kar Ke Pakistan Ka Fighter Jet Girakar Unhi Ke Yaha Chai Pee Kar Aaya Tha!
  • Those who celebrate war will not participate in the war, those who participate in the war, will never celebrate war!
    Those who celebrate war will not participate in the war, those who participate in the war, will never celebrate war!
  • Surgical Strike is like a Piles operation.<br/>
The doctor tells everyone it was successful but the patient wants to keep it a secret!
    Surgical Strike is like a Piles operation.
    The doctor tells everyone it was successful but the patient wants to keep it a secret!