|Now that the World Cup is done and dusted:|
Pant should replace Dhoni;
Dhoni should replace Shastri;
Shastri should replace Manjrekar;
And Manjrekar should replace Navjot Singh Sidhu!
|Earlier the problem was you vote for any party on the EVM, the vote goes to BJP.|
Now you vote for any other party, the elected MLA goes to the BJP!
|Kid: If the dinosaurs were still here they'd kill all the people.|
Me, watching people fighting over religion: They have evolved now!
|Hindu married men sending a request to Modi Ji.|
Sir, Woh Triple Talaq Wala Clear Ho Jaye Toh Thoda Saat Janam Wala Bhi Dekh Lijiye!
|The only way Pakistan could have reached 337 if they had tied up with BJP!|
|Amit Shah took charge as Home Minister and Pakistan was all-out on 105!|
|Now, we are done with|
"Aayega Toh Modi Hi"
Let's start, "Layega Toh Kohli Hi"
|Congress Sirf Angrezi Bolne Wale State Mein Aage Rahi...|
Ek Jahan Din Mein Sabse Zyada Angrezi Boli Jati Hai Aur Ek Jahan Raat Ko Sabse Zyada Angrezi Boli Jati Hai!
|Forget EVMs. My TV remote also seems to be hacked.|
Whichever channel I turn to, it shows the NDA leading!
|I am glad that we didn't have any Exit Polls during our school results...|
Otherwise, our parents would have started thrashing us 3-4 days in advance of results!