• The only way Pakistan could have reached 337 if they had tied up with BJP!
    The only way Pakistan could have reached 337 if they had tied up with BJP!
  • Amit Shah took charge as Home Minister and Pakistan was all-out on 105!<br/>
#ICCWorldCup2019
    Amit Shah took charge as Home Minister and Pakistan was all-out on 105!
    #ICCWorldCup2019
  • Now, we are done with<br/>
`Aayega Toh Modi Hi`<br/>
Let's start, `Layega Toh Kohli Hi`<br/>
#WorldCup2019
    Now, we are done with
    "Aayega Toh Modi Hi"
    Let's start, "Layega Toh Kohli Hi"
    #WorldCup2019
  • Congress Sirf Angrezi Bolne Wale State Mein Aage Rahi...<br/>
Ek Jahan Din Mein Sabse Zyada Angrezi Boli Jati Hai Aur Ek Jahan Raat Ko Sabse Zyada Angrezi Boli Jati Hai!<br/>
#ElectionResults2019
    Congress Sirf Angrezi Bolne Wale State Mein Aage Rahi...
    Ek Jahan Din Mein Sabse Zyada Angrezi Boli Jati Hai Aur Ek Jahan Raat Ko Sabse Zyada Angrezi Boli Jati Hai!
    #ElectionResults2019
  • Forget EVMs. My TV remote also seems to be hacked.<br/>
Whichever channel I turn to, it shows the NDA leading!
    Forget EVMs. My TV remote also seems to be hacked.
    Whichever channel I turn to, it shows the NDA leading!
  • I am glad that we didn't have any Exit Polls during our school results...<br/>
Otherwise, our parents would have started thrashing us 3-4 days in advance of results!
    I am glad that we didn't have any Exit Polls during our school results...
    Otherwise, our parents would have started thrashing us 3-4 days in advance of results!
  • After the exit polls, the opposition has rescheduled its meeting to select PM candidate from 24 May to May '24!
    After the exit polls, the opposition has rescheduled its meeting to select PM candidate from 24 May to May '24!
  • 2014 Modi Wave<br/>
2019 Modi in Cave
    2014 Modi Wave
    2019 Modi in Cave
  • What is the purpose of the Horse Trading?<br/>
To form a stable government.<br/>
And, that is why the PM's residence is on Race Course Road!
    What is the purpose of the Horse Trading?
    To form a stable government.
    And, that is why the PM's residence is on Race Course Road!
  • Economics of elections.<br/><br/>

1. If Modi wins, buy mutual funds, good shares & govt bonds.<br/>
2. If Congress wins, buy land preferably agriculture land & take agriculture loans.<br/>
3. If 3rd front wins, sell everything, accumulate gold & wait for next elections within 1 year.<br/>
4. If there are chances of 2 elections within 2 years, better buy liquor stocks!
    Economics of elections.

    1. If Modi wins, buy mutual funds, good shares & govt bonds.
    2. If Congress wins, buy land preferably agriculture land & take agriculture loans.
    3. If 3rd front wins, sell everything, accumulate gold & wait for next elections within 1 year.
    4. If there are chances of 2 elections within 2 years, better buy liquor stocks!