• Those who celebrate war will not participate in the war, those who participate in the war, will never celebrate war!
    Those who celebrate war will not participate in the war, those who participate in the war, will never celebrate war!
  • Surgical Strike is like a Piles operation.<br/>
The doctor tells everyone it was successful but the patient wants to keep it a secret!
    Surgical Strike is like a Piles operation.
    The doctor tells everyone it was successful but the patient wants to keep it a secret!
  • People keep saying the India-Pakistan conflict is more dangerous now because both have nukes.<br/>
But other new weapons greatly increase the risk: Twitter, Facebook, WhatsApp... and hyper-nationalistic TV networks!
    People keep saying the India-Pakistan conflict is more dangerous now because both have nukes.
    But other new weapons greatly increase the risk: Twitter, Facebook, WhatsApp... and hyper-nationalistic TV networks!
  • In America, people look one way before crossing a one-way street. <br/>
In India, people look both ways while crossing a one-way street.<br/>
In Pakistan, people have to look up too, to be safe from air strikes!
    In America, people look one way before crossing a one-way street.
    In India, people look both ways while crossing a one-way street.
    In Pakistan, people have to look up too, to be safe from air strikes!
  • PA: Sir Bajwa Aaye Hain.<br/>
Imran Khan: Haan Andar Bhejo Jaldi Qamar Javed Bajwa Ko.<br/>
PA: Nahi Sir Hum India Walon Se Bajwa Aaye Hain!
    PA: Sir Bajwa Aaye Hain.
    Imran Khan: Haan Andar Bhejo Jaldi Qamar Javed Bajwa Ko.
    PA: Nahi Sir Hum India Walon Se Bajwa Aaye Hain!
  • Pakistan doesn't practice terrorism.<br/>
It has already mastered it!
    Pakistan doesn't practice terrorism.
    It has already mastered it!
  • Now suddenly the income of many people will increase from 2.49 lacs to 4.99 lacs.<br/>
Courtesy: Budget 2019!
    Now suddenly the income of many people will increase from 2.49 lacs to 4.99 lacs.
    Courtesy: Budget 2019!
  • The Budget is a noble democratic process through which money is transferred from those who WORK to those who VOTE!
    The Budget is a noble democratic process through which money is transferred from those who WORK to those who VOTE!
  • We need to thank the voters of MP, Rajasthan and Chhattisgarh for today's budget!<br/>
#Budget2019
    We need to thank the voters of MP, Rajasthan and Chhattisgarh for today's budget!
    #Budget2019
  • By the end of the day, there might be an economic and financial expert in every house!<br/>
#Budget2019
    By the end of the day, there might be an economic and financial expert in every house!
    #Budget2019