|Those who celebrate war will not participate in the war, those who participate in the war, will never celebrate war!|
|Surgical Strike is like a Piles operation.|
The doctor tells everyone it was successful but the patient wants to keep it a secret!
|People keep saying the India-Pakistan conflict is more dangerous now because both have nukes.|
But other new weapons greatly increase the risk: Twitter, Facebook, WhatsApp... and hyper-nationalistic TV networks!
|In America, people look one way before crossing a one-way street. |
In India, people look both ways while crossing a one-way street.
In Pakistan, people have to look up too, to be safe from air strikes!
|PA: Sir Bajwa Aaye Hain.|
Imran Khan: Haan Andar Bhejo Jaldi Qamar Javed Bajwa Ko.
PA: Nahi Sir Hum India Walon Se Bajwa Aaye Hain!
|Pakistan doesn't practice terrorism.|
It has already mastered it!
|Now suddenly the income of many people will increase from 2.49 lacs to 4.99 lacs.|
Courtesy: Budget 2019!
|The Budget is a noble democratic process through which money is transferred from those who WORK to those who VOTE!|
|We need to thank the voters of MP, Rajasthan and Chhattisgarh for today's budget!|
|By the end of the day, there might be an economic and financial expert in every house!|