|Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the internet arguing with strangers about politics!|
|It's so cold and windy outside I've just seen a politician with his hands in his own pockets!|
|Can somebody tell me how to convert home loan and car loan into a 'Farmer Loan'?|
|Rahul Gandhi has made farm loan waiver a big issue for the next general elections. If 2014 was about Modi wave, 2019 maybe about Rahul waive!|
|So, Chattisgarh is now officially 'Pichattisgarh'!|
|Make India Great!|
Tell kids about Mary Kom and not Meri Qaum!
|In the latest in #MeToo movement, Jill now claims that Jack misbehaved with her when they went up a hill to fetch a pail of water. When he tried to touch her inappropriately, she pushed him back and he fell down and broke his crown. She even claimed that he got angry because she did not cooperate and pushed her down the hill. She was scared to tell this 110 years ago.|
And all these years we are forced to learn it as an English poem, which is actually wrong!
|Over the years ET Award winners have lost their jobs quickly or sacked|
1 Binny Bansal
2 Chanda Kochar
3 Rana Kapoor
4 Nikesh Arora
5 Anshu Jain
6 Vikram Pandit
More winners this weekend!
|A Note From Kerala:|
I found it difficult to get a coconut tree climber to harvest the coconuts on my land.
So I hung a board outside my house stating that it is forbidden by tradition for women to harvest coconuts.
Now I have a line of women activists wanting to climb trees and harvest coconuts and that too... for free!
|Men smoke cigarettes. |
Real men smoke cigars.
Legends live in Delhi NCR