• What is the purpose of the Horse Trading?<br/>
To form a stable government.<br/>
And, that is why the PM's residence is on Race Course Road!
    What is the purpose of the Horse Trading?
    To form a stable government.
    And, that is why the PM's residence is on Race Course Road!
  • Economics of elections.<br/><br/>

1. If Modi wins, buy mutual funds, good shares & govt bonds.<br/>
2. If Congress wins, buy land preferably agriculture land & take agriculture loans.<br/>
3. If 3rd front wins, sell everything, accumulate gold & wait for next elections within 1 year.<br/>
4. If there are chances of 2 elections within 2 years, better buy liquor stocks!
    Economics of elections.

    1. If Modi wins, buy mutual funds, good shares & govt bonds.
    2. If Congress wins, buy land preferably agriculture land & take agriculture loans.
    3. If 3rd front wins, sell everything, accumulate gold & wait for next elections within 1 year.
    4. If there are chances of 2 elections within 2 years, better buy liquor stocks!
  • Want to convert friends into enemies?<br/>
Try discussing politics. If it fails, try religion!
    Want to convert friends into enemies?
    Try discussing politics. If it fails, try religion!
  • Result of those who studied 10th is out.<br/>
Result of those who studied 12th is out.<br/>
Result of those who studied nothing will be out on 23rd May!
    Result of those who studied 10th is out.
    Result of those who studied 12th is out.
    Result of those who studied nothing will be out on 23rd May!
  • Blessed are the politicians, for they keep the comedians employed!
    Blessed are the politicians, for they keep the comedians employed!
  • Please cast your vote!
<br/>
And please don't caste your vote!
    Please cast your vote!
    And please don't caste your vote!
  • 290 people were killed in Sri Lanka blasts. 290. Religions are the worst thing happened to humanity!
    290 people were killed in Sri Lanka blasts. 290. Religions are the worst thing happened to humanity!
  • Me: Alexa please play Sajan Ji Ghar Aaye.<br/>
Alexa: Sorry! Aayenge Toh Modi Ji Hi!
    Me: Alexa please play Sajan Ji Ghar Aaye.
    Alexa: Sorry! Aayenge Toh Modi Ji Hi!
  • Politicians don't have to care about voters; they only have to convince voters that they care!
    Politicians don't have to care about voters; they only have to convince voters that they care!
  • What a bizarre country, the USA. Scientists actually took credit for the black hole discovery, and not the president!<br/>
Odd. Really odd!
    What a bizarre country, the USA. Scientists actually took credit for the black hole discovery, and not the president!
    Odd. Really odd!