|Did anyone see the joke I posted recently about my spine?|
It was about a weak back!
|If your girl can cook Chinese. Marry her.|
Schezwan of a kind!
|Just heard about a dwarf who was pickpocketed?|
How could anyone stoop so low?
|How does the Easter Bunny travel?|
By hare plane!
|What do you call a dinosaur with a very big vocabulary?|
|Bro, you want this pamphlet?|
|To the guy who stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now!|
|Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is?|
|If anyone else tries to make another pancake joke today!|
I'll batter them!
|What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?|