• What moisturizer do Spanish bullfighters use?<br/>
Olay!
    What moisturizer do Spanish bullfighters use?
    Olay!
  • I diagnosed a man with wrinkled clothing today.<br/>
He had iron deficiency!
    I diagnosed a man with wrinkled clothing today.
    He had iron deficiency!
  • Did anyone see the joke I posted recently about my spine?<br/>
It was about a weak back!
    Did anyone see the joke I posted recently about my spine?
    It was about a weak back!
  • If your girl can cook Chinese. Marry her.<br/>
Schezwan of a kind!
    If your girl can cook Chinese. Marry her.
    Schezwan of a kind!
  • Just heard about a dwarf who was pickpocketed?<br/>
How could anyone stoop so low?
    Just heard about a dwarf who was pickpocketed?
    How could anyone stoop so low?
  • How does the Easter Bunny travel?<br/>
By hare plane!
    How does the Easter Bunny travel?
    By hare plane!
  • What do you call a dinosaur with a very big vocabulary?<br/>
The saurus!
    What do you call a dinosaur with a very big vocabulary?
    The saurus!
  • Bro, you want this pamphlet?<br/>
Brochure!
    Bro, you want this pamphlet?
    Brochure!
  • To the guy who stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now!
    To the guy who stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now!
  • Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is?<br/>
Towels!
    Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is?
    Towels!