• What is Dracula's favorite drink? <br/>
Bloody Mary!
    What is Dracula's favorite drink?
    Bloody Mary!
  • What do you call two chips in love?<br/>
A relationchip!
    What do you call two chips in love?
    A relationchip!
  • My new girlfriend works at the zoo. <br/>
I think she's a keeper!
    My new girlfriend works at the zoo.
    I think she's a keeper!
  • I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. <br/>
Then it clicked!
    I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt.
    Then it clicked!
  • I used to have a job collecting leaves. <br/>
I was raking it in!
    I used to have a job collecting leaves.
    I was raking it in!
  • I never question myself.<br/>
Why should I start now?
    I never question myself.
    Why should I start now?
  • I had to quit my job at the orange juice factory.<br/>
I just couldn't concentrate!
    I had to quit my job at the orange juice factory.
    I just couldn't concentrate!
  • Why was the baby ant confused?<br/>
Because all of his uncles were also ants!
    Why was the baby ant confused?
    Because all of his uncles were also ants!
  • My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.<br/>
I had to put my foot down!
    My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
    I had to put my foot down!
  • Don't go bacon my heart.<br/>
I couldn't if I fried!
    Don't go bacon my heart.
    I couldn't if I fried!