• Did you hear the rumour about butter?<br/>
Well I'm not going to spread it!
    Did you hear the rumour about butter?
    Well I'm not going to spread it!
  • I can give you one vegetable joke about onions.<br/>
But that's shallot!
    I can give you one vegetable joke about onions.
    But that's shallot!
  • I've swallowed a dictionary.<br/>
It's given me thesaurus throat ever!
    I've swallowed a dictionary.
    It's given me thesaurus throat ever!
  • Why did the joke about the roof get no laughs?<br/>
It went over their heads!
    Why did the joke about the roof get no laughs?
    It went over their heads!
  • What do you call a lazy skeleton? <br/>
Bone idle!
    What do you call a lazy skeleton?
    Bone idle!
  • What do you call a lazy skeleton? <br/>
Bone idle!
    What do you call a lazy skeleton?
    Bone idle!
  • Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?<br/>
Tequila!
    Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?
    Tequila!
  • What do you call a Chameleon who can't change colours?<br/>
A reptile dysfunction!
    What do you call a Chameleon who can't change colours?
    A reptile dysfunction!
  • Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny.<br/>
They just don't work!
    Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny.
    They just don't work!
  • I got myself a new job in the telescope factory.<br/>
Things are really looking up!
    I got myself a new job in the telescope factory.
    Things are really looking up!