|Don't spell part backward.|
It's a trap!
|For my next trick, I will eat a musical instrument in a bread bap.|
Drum roll please!
|Why are obtuse angles so depressed?|
Because they are never right!
|Lost another audio-book.|
I'll never hear the end of it!
|I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects.|
It's a small scale operation!
|What did the buffalo say to his son at school dropoff?|
|Why don't owls go on dates when it's raining?|
Because it's too wet to woo!
|What do you get when a chicken lays its eggs on the top of a hill?|
|Why does nobody talk to circles?|
Because there is no point!
|The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.|
There will be no coffin at his funeral!