• Why don't owls go on dates when it's raining?<br/>
Because it's too wet to woo!
    Why don't owls go on dates when it's raining?
    Because it's too wet to woo!
  • What do you get when a chicken lays its eggs on the top of a hill?<br/>
Eggrolls!
    What do you get when a chicken lays its eggs on the top of a hill?
    Eggrolls!
  • Why does nobody talk to circles?<br/>
Because there is no point!
    Why does nobody talk to circles?
    Because there is no point!
  • The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.<br/>
There will be no coffin at his funeral!
    The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.
    There will be no coffin at his funeral!
  • This morning, I accidentally ran into the man who once sold me an antique globe.<br/>
It's a small world!
    This morning, I accidentally ran into the man who once sold me an antique globe.
    It's a small world!
  • What moisturizer do Spanish bullfighters use?<br/>
Olay!
    What moisturizer do Spanish bullfighters use?
    Olay!
  • I diagnosed a man with wrinkled clothing today.<br/>
He had iron deficiency!
    I diagnosed a man with wrinkled clothing today.
    He had iron deficiency!
  • Did anyone see the joke I posted recently about my spine?<br/>
It was about a weak back!
    Did anyone see the joke I posted recently about my spine?
    It was about a weak back!
  • If your girl can cook Chinese. Marry her.<br/>
Schezwan of a kind!
    If your girl can cook Chinese. Marry her.
    Schezwan of a kind!
  • Just heard about a dwarf who was pickpocketed?<br/>
How could anyone stoop so low?
    Just heard about a dwarf who was pickpocketed?
    How could anyone stoop so low?