|Why don't owls go on dates when it's raining?|
Because it's too wet to woo!
|What do you get when a chicken lays its eggs on the top of a hill?|
|Why does nobody talk to circles?|
Because there is no point!
|The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.|
There will be no coffin at his funeral!
|This morning, I accidentally ran into the man who once sold me an antique globe.|
It's a small world!
|What moisturizer do Spanish bullfighters use?|
|I diagnosed a man with wrinkled clothing today.|
He had iron deficiency!
|Did anyone see the joke I posted recently about my spine?|
It was about a weak back!
|If your girl can cook Chinese. Marry her.|
Schezwan of a kind!
|Just heard about a dwarf who was pickpocketed?|
How could anyone stoop so low?