|Pappu: What is the price for iPhoneX?|
Salesgirl: ₹102000/- Sir. How would you like to pay? By cash or by card?
Pappu: Do you accept kidneys?
|Pappu: Ever since I gifted my girlfriend new iPhone X, I get no late night calls.|
Pappu: Kyonki Bina Makeup Woh Khud Ko Nahi Pehchan Pati Toh Phone Kya Pechanega!
|Bunty: Yaar GST Ka Koi Fayda Nahi.|
Pappu: Woh Kyon?
Bunty: Kya Milta Hai GST Mein?
Pappu: Abbe iPhone X Ke GST Mein, Vivo Mil Sakta Hai!
|Pappu went to a book store.|
Pappu: Mia Khalifa Nude Edition Dena.
Store Keeper: Mia Khalifa... Tum Toh Sanat Ji Ke Bete Ho Na?
Pappu: Arre Mia Khali Lifafa Do Jaldi!
|While traveling in a train.|
Stranger: You're so fit.
Pappu: Thank You, Uncle Lekin Bata Deta Hun Main Upar Wali Berth Pe Nahi Sounga Meri Neeche Wali Seat Hai!
|Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line.|
Pappu: I tried, but somebody was already there!
|Pappu: I need a doctor's appointment.|
Receptionist: OK, how about 10 tomorrow?
Pappu: Are you crazy? I don't need that many!
|Santa: Behen Ki Shaadi Hai Aur Cards Bhi Nahi Baatein Ab Tak.|
Pappu: Main Baant Deta Hun, Ek Baar Shuffle Kar Ke De Do!
|Pappu: My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money.|
Pappu: She married someone else!
|Pappu: Hi, Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?|
Pappu: Kahan Rehti Ho?
Girl: Yahi Pichhli Gali Mein Ghar Hai.
Pappu: Ghar? Par Maine Toh Suna Hai Ki Khushi Ka Koi Thikana Nahi Hota!