• Guy: Aapka Maal Pahunch Gaya Hai.<br/>
Pappu: Point Pe Deliver Kar Do Aur Dekhna Police Se Bachke.<br/>
Guy: Bhiyaa Flipkart Se Bol Raha Hun.<br/>
Pappu: Toh Maal Kya Hota Hai Be?
    Guy: Aapka Maal Pahunch Gaya Hai.
    Pappu: Point Pe Deliver Kar Do Aur Dekhna Police Se Bachke.
    Guy: Bhiyaa Flipkart Se Bol Raha Hun.
    Pappu: Toh Maal Kya Hota Hai Be?
  • Genuine doubt - After the online class:<br/>
Teacher: If there is any doubt, you can ask?<br/>
Pappu: Ma'am, that fellow who brought your tea, is he your husband?
    Genuine doubt - After the online class:
    Teacher: If there is any doubt, you can ask?
    Pappu: Ma'am, that fellow who brought your tea, is he your husband?
  • Girl: I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend.<br/>
Pappu: That's cool, but I thought you might need a husband. Here's my number!
    Girl: I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend.
    Pappu: That's cool, but I thought you might need a husband. Here's my number!
  • Pappu: Papa, Yeh Mard Kaun Hota Hai?<br/>
Santa: Jo Insaan Poore Ghar Mein Apni Hukumat Chalaye.<br/>
Pappu: Papa Main Bhi Bada Hokar Mummy Ki Tarah Mard Banuga!
    Pappu: Papa, Yeh Mard Kaun Hota Hai?
    Santa: Jo Insaan Poore Ghar Mein Apni Hukumat Chalaye.
    Pappu: Papa Main Bhi Bada Hokar Mummy Ki Tarah Mard Banuga!
  • Teacher: Why are you late?<br/>
Pappu: Yesterday we ate the rooster that used to wake me up!
    Teacher: Why are you late?
    Pappu: Yesterday we ate the rooster that used to wake me up!
  • Pappu: I want to be a billionaire like my uncle.<br/>
Bunty: Your uncle is a billionaire?<br/>
Pappu: He wants to be a billionaire too!
    Pappu: I want to be a billionaire like my uncle.
    Bunty: Your uncle is a billionaire?
    Pappu: He wants to be a billionaire too!
  • Santa: Tere Mein Koi Lakshan Nahi Dikh Rahe Zindagi Mein Aage Badhne Ke.<br/>
Pappu: I am asymptomatic!
    Santa: Tere Mein Koi Lakshan Nahi Dikh Rahe Zindagi Mein Aage Badhne Ke.
    Pappu: I am asymptomatic!
  • Girl: Baby, my mom liked you. She said yes for marriage.<br/>
Pappu: I only loved you and I only want to marry you. Tell your mom to forget me!
    Girl: Baby, my mom liked you. She said yes for marriage.
    Pappu: I only loved you and I only want to marry you. Tell your mom to forget me!
  • Pappu: Do you want to earn money from your phone?<br/>
Bunty: How?<br/>
Pappu: Just sell it!
    Pappu: Do you want to earn money from your phone?
    Bunty: How?
    Pappu: Just sell it!
  • Pappu: What is GPS?<br/>
Santa: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving.<br/>
Pappu: So it's Mom?
    Pappu: What is GPS?
    Santa: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving.
    Pappu: So it's Mom?