• Teacher: Have you ever proposed to any girl?<br/>
Pappu: No Sir, I am a Maths student, so have supposed only!
    Teacher: Have you ever proposed to any girl?
    Pappu: No Sir, I am a Maths student, so have supposed only!
  • Pappu: I shall see you pretty soon?<br/>
Girlfriend: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?
    Pappu: I shall see you pretty soon?
    Girlfriend: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?
  • Pappu: I am fed up with my parents.<br/>
Bunty: What happened?<br/>
Pappu: Unko Time Check Karna Bhi Nahi Aata.<br/>
Bunty: Hua Kya?<br/>
Pappu: Roz Subah Mujhe Utha Kar Bolte Hain, `Uth Ja Dekh Kitna Time Ho Geya Hai!`
    Pappu: I am fed up with my parents.
    Bunty: What happened?
    Pappu: Unko Time Check Karna Bhi Nahi Aata.
    Bunty: Hua Kya?
    Pappu: Roz Subah Mujhe Utha Kar Bolte Hain, "Uth Ja Dekh Kitna Time Ho Geya Hai!"
  • Pappu: Do you know why girls love to go Goa?<br/>
Bunty: Why?<br/>
Pappu: Because they love beaching around!
    Pappu: Do you know why girls love to go Goa?
    Bunty: Why?
    Pappu: Because they love beaching around!
  • Girlfriend: I'm pregnant. What do you want it to be?<br/>
Pappu: Definitely a joke!
    Girlfriend: I'm pregnant. What do you want it to be?
    Pappu: Definitely a joke!
  • Bunty: Exam Ki Tayaari Karli?<br/>
Pappu: Maine Result Ki Bhi Tayaari Karli.<br/>
Bunty: Matlab?<br/>
Pappu: Papa Ki Belt, Joote Chuppa Diya Hain!
    Bunty: Exam Ki Tayaari Karli?
    Pappu: Maine Result Ki Bhi Tayaari Karli.
    Bunty: Matlab?
    Pappu: Papa Ki Belt, Joote Chuppa Diya Hain!
  • Bunty: What's the craziest thing that ever happened to you?<br/>
Pappu: My crush had been texting me without ignoring me!
    Bunty: What's the craziest thing that ever happened to you?
    Pappu: My crush had been texting me without ignoring me!
  • Girl: Kuchh Aisa Bolo Ki Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Tez Ho Jaye.<br/>
Pappu: Woh Dekh Tere Papa Aa Gaye!
    Girl: Kuchh Aisa Bolo Ki Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Tez Ho Jaye.
    Pappu: Woh Dekh Tere Papa Aa Gaye!
  • Pappu: I fell off a 50 ft. ladder yesterday.<br/>
Bunty: But you seem fine.<br/>
Pappu: Yeah, luckily I was on the bottom step!
    Pappu: I fell off a 50 ft. ladder yesterday.
    Bunty: But you seem fine.
    Pappu: Yeah, luckily I was on the bottom step!
  • Bunty: Who is your 4 AM friend?<br/>
Pappu: I am my own 4 AM friend. Everyday at 4 AM, I have deep conversations with myself like, `What's wrong with you? Tu Sota Kyon Nahi Hai?`
    Bunty: Who is your 4 AM friend?
    Pappu: I am my own 4 AM friend. Everyday at 4 AM, I have deep conversations with myself like, "What's wrong with you? Tu Sota Kyon Nahi Hai?"