• Pappu: What is the price for iPhoneX?<br/>
Salesgirl: ₹102000/- Sir. How would you like to pay? By cash or by card?<br/>
Pappu: Do you accept kidneys?Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: What is the price for iPhoneX?
    Salesgirl: ₹102000/- Sir. How would you like to pay? By cash or by card?
    Pappu: Do you accept kidneys?
  • Pappu: Ever since I gifted my girlfriend new iPhone X, I get no late night calls.<br/>
Bunty: Why?<br/>
Pappu: Kyonki Bina Makeup Woh Khud Ko Nahi Pehchan Pati Toh Phone Kya Pechanega!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Ever since I gifted my girlfriend new iPhone X, I get no late night calls.
    Bunty: Why?
    Pappu: Kyonki Bina Makeup Woh Khud Ko Nahi Pehchan Pati Toh Phone Kya Pechanega!
  • Bunty: Yaar GST Ka Koi Fayda Nahi.<br/>
Pappu: Woh Kyon?<br/>
Bunty: Kya Milta Hai GST Mein?<br/>
Pappu: Abbe iPhone X Ke GST Mein, Vivo Mil Sakta Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: Yaar GST Ka Koi Fayda Nahi.
    Pappu: Woh Kyon?
    Bunty: Kya Milta Hai GST Mein?
    Pappu: Abbe iPhone X Ke GST Mein, Vivo Mil Sakta Hai!
  • Pappu went to a book store.<br/>
Pappu: Mia Khalifa Nude Edition Dena.<br/>
Store Keeper: Mia Khalifa... Tum Toh Sanat Ji Ke Bete Ho Na?<br/>
Pappu: Arre Mia Khali Lifafa Do Jaldi!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu went to a book store.
    Pappu: Mia Khalifa Nude Edition Dena.
    Store Keeper: Mia Khalifa... Tum Toh Sanat Ji Ke Bete Ho Na?
    Pappu: Arre Mia Khali Lifafa Do Jaldi!
  • While traveling in a train.<br/>
Stranger: You're so fit.<br/>
Pappu: Thank You, Uncle Lekin Bata Deta Hun Main Upar Wali Berth Pe Nahi Sounga Meri Neeche Wali Seat Hai!Upload to Facebook
    While traveling in a train.
    Stranger: You're so fit.
    Pappu: Thank You, Uncle Lekin Bata Deta Hun Main Upar Wali Berth Pe Nahi Sounga Meri Neeche Wali Seat Hai!
  • Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line.<br/>
Pappu: I tried, but somebody was already there!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line.
    Pappu: I tried, but somebody was already there!
  • Pappu: I need a doctor's appointment.<br/>
Receptionist: OK, how about 10 tomorrow?<br/>
Pappu: Are you crazy? I don't need that many!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I need a doctor's appointment.
    Receptionist: OK, how about 10 tomorrow?
    Pappu: Are you crazy? I don't need that many!
  • Santa: Behen Ki Shaadi Hai Aur Cards Bhi Nahi Baatein Ab Tak.<br/>
Pappu: Main Baant Deta Hun, Ek Baar Shuffle Kar Ke De Do!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Behen Ki Shaadi Hai Aur Cards Bhi Nahi Baatein Ab Tak.
    Pappu: Main Baant Deta Hun, Ek Baar Shuffle Kar Ke De Do!
  • Pappu: My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money.<br/>
Bunty: How?<br/>
Pappu: She married someone else!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money.
    Bunty: How?
    Pappu: She married someone else!
  • Pappu: Hi, Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?<br/>
Girl: Khushi<br/>
Pappu: Kahan Rehti Ho?<br/>
Girl: Yahi Pichhli Gali Mein Ghar Hai.<br/>
Pappu: Ghar? Par Maine Toh Suna Hai Ki Khushi Ka Koi Thikana Nahi Hota!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Hi, Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?
    Girl: Khushi
    Pappu: Kahan Rehti Ho?
    Girl: Yahi Pichhli Gali Mein Ghar Hai.
    Pappu: Ghar? Par Maine Toh Suna Hai Ki Khushi Ka Koi Thikana Nahi Hota!
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