|Police: What happened?|
Pappu: I can't find my girlfriend.
Police: Kab Se?
Pappu: Bachpan Se!
|Pappu: Maa Aaj Dal Khane Ka Mann Ho Raha Hai!|
Jeeto: Itne Paise Nahi Hai Chup Chap Butter Chicken Kha Le!
|Teacher: What do you know about Ramayan and Mahabharat?|
Pappu: Both were great TV shows made by Ramanand Sagar and B.R.Chopra!
|Aunty: Beta Tum Kya Karte Ho?
Pappu: I make News reach it's target audience.
Aunty: News Reporter Ho?
Pappu: Nahi, Akhbaar Fekta Hu!
|Uncle: Beta Kya Karte Ho?|
Pappu: Uncle Babu Hun
Uncle: Achha Beta Clerk Ho
Pappu: Nahi Uncle... Aapki Beti Ka, Woh Hamesha Mujhe Kehti Hai 'Mela Babu'!
|Pappu commented on a girl's DP|
Pappu: Your DP is awesome!
Girl: Awwww... Thank you.
Pappu: Mujhe Bhi Sikha Do Aise Hi Photoshop Karna!
|PHD holders are applying for peon jobs in UP!|
Aur Hamari Mummy Aise Hi Bolte Rehti Hai Ki Padhoge Likhoge To Banoge Nawab!
|Pappu: Dude, me and my girlfriend are getting married.|
Bunty: Wow! When?
Pappu: Me next month and she may be after that.
|Maths Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other. What do I have?|
Pappu: A drinking problem, obviously!
|School Mein Admission Ke Liye Interview: Teacher: Beta Aapke Papa Kya Karte Hain? Pappu: Jo Mummy Bolti Hai!|