|Teacher: Flying officer Ka Equivalent Rank, Army Aur Navy Mein Kya Hota Hai?|
Pappu: Sir, Running Officer & Swimming Officer!
|Pappu: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?|
Pappu: Guardians of the Galaxy!
|Pappu: I think I should have a new pet or a new girlfriend.|
Pappu: I'm running out of passwords!
|Pappu: I love you.|
Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na?
Pappu: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!
|Bunty: What is the difference between a girl's argument and a knife?|
Pappu: A has a point!
|Girlfriend: Maine 5 Kilo Weight Lose Kiya Hai.|
Pappu: Wow! You are such a loser!
|Pappu: Fruit Wale Bhaiyya, Give Me Some Potatoes Fever.|
Fruit Wala: Ah 'Potatoes Fever' Ki Hunda Hai?
Pappu: Oh My God! You Illiterate People, Potatoes Fever Means 'Aaloo Bukhara'!
|Pappu chatting with a girl:|
Pappu: Hi, who are you?
Girl: I am a "mystery" girl.
Pappu: Toh Hamare Ghar Ka Furniture Hi Repair Kar Do!
|Bunty: Aur Kya Kar Raha Hai Aaj-Kal?|
Bunty: Kaun Sa Saal?
Pappu: Har Saal!
|Pappu: Boys are intelligent than girls.|
Girlfriend: Any proof?
Pappu: You always say intelli-GENTS, but you never say intelli-LADIES!