• Bunty: True love always comes back.<br/>
Pappu: That's right, last month my girlfriend came back to me after a fight to invite me for her wedding!
    Bunty: True love always comes back.
    Pappu: That's right, last month my girlfriend came back to me after a fight to invite me for her wedding!
  • Teacher: Which is the best sweet dish you would like to make for your best friend?<br/>
Pappu: Izzat Ka Falooda!
    Teacher: Which is the best sweet dish you would like to make for your best friend?
    Pappu: Izzat Ka Falooda!
  • Pappu: My girlfriend has dumped me.<br/>
Bunty: It's really sad. What's the reason for ditching you?<br/>
Pappu: She says I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back!
    Pappu: My girlfriend has dumped me.
    Bunty: It's really sad. What's the reason for ditching you?
    Pappu: She says I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back!
  • Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!<br/>
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!
    Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
    Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!
  • Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi Hai, Kya?<br/>
Pappu: Kyun?<br/>
Girl: Haste Hue Koi Photo Nahi Dekhi, Teri.<br/>
Pappu: Tu Nahati Nahi, Kya?
    Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi Hai, Kya?
    Pappu: Kyun?
    Girl: Haste Hue Koi Photo Nahi Dekhi, Teri.
    Pappu: Tu Nahati Nahi, Kya?
  • Girl: Jaldi Kuch Karo, Mere Liye Rishte Aa Rahe Hain.<br/>
Pappu: Pregnant Kar Du Kya?
    Girl: Jaldi Kuch Karo, Mere Liye Rishte Aa Rahe Hain.
    Pappu: Pregnant Kar Du Kya?
  • Teacher: What is a noun?<br/>
Pappu: A noun is somebody living in a convent!
    Teacher: What is a noun?
    Pappu: A noun is somebody living in a convent!
  • Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have ₹ 2000/- in one pocket & ₹ 2000/- in another pocket, what would you think?<br/>
Pappu: Oh Main Kite Apne Peyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Pa Layi!
    Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have ₹ 2000/- in one pocket & ₹ 2000/- in another pocket, what would you think?
    Pappu: Oh Main Kite Apne Peyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Pa Layi!
  • Pappu: What do you think of 35A?<br/>
Girlfriend: That's not my size. Whose size is that... who is that bitch?<br/>
Pappu: Galti Ho Gayi Meri Maa... Maaf Kar De!
    Pappu: What do you think of 35A?
    Girlfriend: That's not my size. Whose size is that... who is that bitch?
    Pappu: Galti Ho Gayi Meri Maa... Maaf Kar De!
  • Pappu: You look like my wife.<br/>
Girl: Oh... what's your wife name?<br/>
Pappu: I'm not married yet!
    Pappu: You look like my wife.
    Girl: Oh... what's your wife name?
    Pappu: I'm not married yet!