• Pappu: What do you think of 35A?<br/>
Girlfriend: That's not my size. Whose size is that... who is that bitch?<br/>
Pappu: Galti Ho Gayi Meri Maa... Maaf Kar De!
    Pappu: What do you think of 35A?
    Girlfriend: That's not my size. Whose size is that... who is that bitch?
    Pappu: Galti Ho Gayi Meri Maa... Maaf Kar De!
  • Pappu: You look like my wife.<br/>
Girl: Oh... what's your wife name?<br/>
Pappu: I'm not married yet!
    Pappu: You look like my wife.
    Girl: Oh... what's your wife name?
    Pappu: I'm not married yet!
  • Pappu: Dad, would you like to save some money?<br/>
Santa: I certainly would, son. Any suggestions?<br/>
Pappu: Why don't you buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast!
    Pappu: Dad, would you like to save some money?
    Santa: I certainly would, son. Any suggestions?
    Pappu: Why don't you buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast!
  • Pappu: Dad, where is mom?<br/>
Santa: In the kitchen. Why?<br/>
Pappu: The school sent this report to be signed by a parent.<br/>
Santa: Why I can't I sign it?<br/>
Pappu: The school said it has to be signed by a responsible adult!
    Pappu: Dad, where is mom?
    Santa: In the kitchen. Why?
    Pappu: The school sent this report to be signed by a parent.
    Santa: Why I can't I sign it?
    Pappu: The school said it has to be signed by a responsible adult!
  • Bunty: Where do your girlfriend live?<br/>
Pappu: In other nation.<br/>
Bunty: Which nation?<br/>
Pappu: In my 'Imagination'!
    Bunty: Where do your girlfriend live?
    Pappu: In other nation.
    Bunty: Which nation?
    Pappu: In my 'Imagination'!
  • Pappu: You are my drug.<br/>
Girlfriend: Awww you can't live without me?<br/>
Pappu: No, you cost me too much and you ruin my life!
    Pappu: You are my drug.
    Girlfriend: Awww you can't live without me?
    Pappu: No, you cost me too much and you ruin my life!
  • Pappu was listening to music in the class.<br/>
Teacher: Pay attention.<br/>
Pappu: I am paying attention, sir.<br/>
Teacher: Really? What is the last thing I said?<br/>
Pappu: The last thing you said is, `Pay Attention`!
    Pappu was listening to music in the class.
    Teacher: Pay attention.
    Pappu: I am paying attention, sir.
    Teacher: Really? What is the last thing I said?
    Pappu: The last thing you said is, "Pay Attention"!
  • Bunty: Kya Milta Hai Tumhein Meri Beizzati Karke?<br/>
Pappu: Sukoon, Khushi Aur Raat Ko Neend Bhi Achhi Aati Hai!
    Bunty: Kya Milta Hai Tumhein Meri Beizzati Karke?
    Pappu: Sukoon, Khushi Aur Raat Ko Neend Bhi Achhi Aati Hai!
  • Bunty: Why is your dog always so happy?<br/>
Pappu: Dogs are always happy because they get to sleep so much!
    Bunty: Why is your dog always so happy?
    Pappu: Dogs are always happy because they get to sleep so much!
  • Pappu: When I look into your eyes I always see something beautiful.<br/>
Girlfriend: Awww... what?<br/>
Pappu: My reflection!
    Pappu: When I look into your eyes I always see something beautiful.
    Girlfriend: Awww... what?
    Pappu: My reflection!