|Girlfriend: Tell me those 3 magical words.|
Pappu: Got Jio Sim!
|Pappu: I can't sleep at night?|
Girlfriend: Why, do you have insomnia?
Pappu: No, I don't have insomnia, I have a JIO sim!
|Pappu: I've just been diagnosed with a terminal case of ZFI.|
Bunty: What is that?
|Pappu: Hey Sweetie! what are you doing?|
Girlfriend: I am just doing some makeup.
Pappu: You don't need makeup.
Girlfriend: Awww... really?
Pappu: Yeah, you need plastic surgery!
Pappu: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?
Attendant: Sir 200 Rupees!
Pappu: And Sugar?
Attendant: Sir sugar is free!
Pappu: OK! 5 kg. sugar De Do Phir!
|Girlfriend: What shall we do this weekend?|
Pappu: Eat Pizza.
Girlfriend: No! something romantic.
Pappu: Eat Pizza in Rain!
|Santa walks into Pappu's room at 5 AM: Very Good Beta, Roz 5 Baje Uthne Ki Aadat Daalo.|
Pappu: Haan Papa, Main Bas Sone Hi Ja Raha Hun, Shaam Ko 5 Baje Utha Dena!
|Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: Hey, you are so gorgeous. Can I have your number?|
Girl: Get your own, I am next!
|Teacher: Kids, In this box I have a 10 feet snake.|
Teacher: What is it? Why are you laughing?
Pappu: You can't fool me teacher... snakes don't have feet!
|Pappu: Dad, I am craving for 6S.|
Santa (with anger): What? What do you want?
Pappu: Success, I want success!