|Teacher: Batao 'A' Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?|
Pappu: A Kya Bolti Tu!
|During Maths Class:|
Teacher: Pappu, tell me what is the value of X?
Pappu: Sir, Jaan Thi Wo Meri!
|Girlfriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?|
Pappu: You told me to surprise you!
|Teacher: When was Rome built?|
Pappu: At night.
Teacher: How can you say that?
Pappu: Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
|Jeeto: Till what time have you been sleeping?|
Pappu: Till the time you didn't wake me up!
|Bunty: What would you call the colourful Russia?|
|Teacher: Kanjus Kise Kehte Hain?|
Pappu: Jo 100 Messages Send Karne Par Bhi Reply Nahi Kare.
Teacher: Very Good, Ek Example Batao...
Pappu: Aapki Beti!
|Ek Ladki Class Mein Gana Ga Rahi Thi,'O Zara-Zara Touch me, Touch me, Touch me...' Tabhi Pappu Utha Aur Ladki Ko Chhu Liya,
Aur Bola, |
"Himmat Hai To Aage Ga...!"
|Mini: Another bad pic. Baby am I ugly?|
Pappu: No, You are beautiful baby. Bas Photographer Bewkoof Hai Tumhara.
Mini: But Yeh To Selfie Hai!
|Police: What happened?|
Pappu: I can't find my girlfriend.
Police: Kab Se?
Pappu: Bachpan Se!