• Pappu: When I look into your eyes I always see something beautiful.<br/>
Girlfriend: Awww... what?<br/>
Pappu: My reflection!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: When I look into your eyes I always see something beautiful.
    Girlfriend: Awww... what?
    Pappu: My reflection!
  • Girlfriend: Do I need to repeat myself?<br/>
Pappu: No. I might not be able to ignore you a second time!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: Do I need to repeat myself?
    Pappu: No. I might not be able to ignore you a second time!
  • Converting challenges into opportunity!<br/>
While in ATM Queue<br/>
Girl: Hi, can you withdraw ₹2500 for me? The queue is too long.<br/>
Pappu: Don't worry, we can withdraw 2.5 Lakhs if we both get married!Upload to Facebook
    Converting challenges into opportunity!
    While in ATM Queue
    Girl: Hi, can you withdraw ₹2500 for me? The queue is too long.
    Pappu: Don't worry, we can withdraw 2.5 Lakhs if we both get married!
  • Waiter: Do you need anything else?<br/>
Pappu: Yes, a cup of black coffee.<br/>
Waiter: And how would you like your coffee?<br/>
Pappu: Mmmm... black and in a cup!Upload to Facebook
    Waiter: Do you need anything else?
    Pappu: Yes, a cup of black coffee.
    Waiter: And how would you like your coffee?
    Pappu: Mmmm... black and in a cup!
  • Girlfriend: Have you ever been with a fat chick?<br/>
Pappu: Nope, you're the first one!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: Have you ever been with a fat chick?
    Pappu: Nope, you're the first one!
  • Girlfriend: What do you think about our love?<br/>
Pappu: Try to count the stars in the sky.<br/>
Girlfriend: Awww... it's infinite!<br/>
Pappu: No darling, it's a waste of time!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: What do you think about our love?
    Pappu: Try to count the stars in the sky.
    Girlfriend: Awww... it's infinite!
    Pappu: No darling, it's a waste of time!
  • Pappu: You know that lady used Face Detection lock/unlock feature on her iPhone7. Now she can't unlock the iPhone 7.<br/>
Bunty: Why, what happened?<br/>
Pappu: Because she removed her make-up! Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: You know that lady used Face Detection lock/unlock feature on her iPhone7. Now she can't unlock the iPhone 7.
    Bunty: Why, what happened?
    Pappu: Because she removed her make-up!
  • Girl: Do you like chocolates?<br/>
Pappu: Yes.<br/>
Girl: Which one is your favourite?<br/>
Pappu: Koi Khilaye to Lindt, Khud Khareed Kar Khaani Ho To Wahi Dairy Milk!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Do you like chocolates?
    Pappu: Yes.
    Girl: Which one is your favourite?
    Pappu: Koi Khilaye to Lindt, Khud Khareed Kar Khaani Ho To Wahi Dairy Milk!
  • Teacher: Our topic for today is photosynthesis... what is photosynthesis?<br/>
Pappu: Photosynthesis is our topic for today!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Our topic for today is photosynthesis... what is photosynthesis?
    Pappu: Photosynthesis is our topic for today!
  • Pappu: Papa I got 90% in my exams.<br/>
Santa: I am proud of you, show me your report card.<br/>
Pappu: Papa you are doubting me, you want proof, you are anti-national. Shame on you.Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Papa I got 90% in my exams.
    Santa: I am proud of you, show me your report card.
    Pappu: Papa you are doubting me, you want proof, you are anti-national. Shame on you.
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