|Bunty: Why does one get great ideas come when one is in the toilet?|
Pappu: Because 'shit' is out of one's system!
|Uncle: College Jaate Ho Beta.|
Uncle: Oh Toh School Mein Ho?
Pappu: Nahi, College Mein Hun.
Uncle: Maine Bhi Wahi Pucha.
Pappu: Uncle, College Mein Hun Lekin Jaata Nahi Hun!
|Interviewer: What's your strength?|
Pappu: I wake-up before the alarm.
Interviewer: What's your weakness?
Pappu: Turning off the alarm and sleeping again!
|Mom: Where did you hide the Nutella?|
Pappu: I'm nutelling you!
|Girlfriend: How much do you love me?|
Pappu: I thought there'd be no Maths involved!
|Pappu: Bhai, New Year Ka Plan Kya Hai?|
Bunty: Koi Plan Nahi Hai... Kyon?
Pappu: Kuch Nahi Bas Cancel Karna Tha!
|Pappu to his mom: I am glad you named me Pappu.|
Pappu: Because that's what all the kids at school call me!
|Santa saw Pappu with his girlfriend.|
Santa: Tumhein Yeh Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?
Pappu: Are Papa, Uska Naam Shobha Nahi, Priya Hai!
|Santa: What did you learn today?|
Pappu: That, Maths is 90% natural ability and 50% hard work!
|At a restaurant:|
Waiter: Sir Kya Lenge Aap?
Waiter: Aur Madam?
Girlfriend: Sab Badhiya Aap Batao!