|Pappu: I fell off a 50 ft. ladder yesterday.|
Bunty: But you seem fine.
Pappu: Yeah, luckily I was on the bottom step!
|Bunty: Who is your 4 AM friend?|
Pappu: I am my own 4 AM friend. Everyday at 4 AM, I have deep conversations with myself like, "What's wrong with you? Tu Sota Kyon Nahi Hai?"
|Bunty: Why do girls live longer than boys?|
Pappu: Because shopping doesn't cause heart attacks. Paying the bill does!
|English Teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?|
Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we!
|Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?|
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain something to someone in such a strange and lengthy manner that the person who is listening to him understands very little or nothing at all. Do you understand me?
|Teacher: Count from 1 to 10|
Teacher: Where is 6?
Pappu: Ma'am, today in morning news they said, 6 died due to Swine Flu!
|Santa: What inspires you to get up every day and get out of bed?|
Pappu: My bladder, mostly!
|Teacher: Why does India celebrate Children's Day on Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru's birthday?|
Pappu: Because Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru gave away India to his children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren!
|Girl: You are such a good dancer, so natural, so cool. Who taught you?|
Girl: Jack who?
Pappu: Jack Daniels!
|Pappu: What happened? Why are you so sad?|
Girl: I lost my job.
Pappu: Oh! My dad's company is recruiting.
Girl: Wow! Which position?