• Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with 2 parts of Sulfur?<br/>
Pappu: Kiss<br/>
Teacher: How?<br/>
Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss
    Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with 2 parts of Sulfur?
    Pappu: Kiss
    Teacher: How?
    Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss
  • `You cannot get eggs without hens`, said the teacher stressing the point.<br/>
Pappu: M'am, my dad can.<br/>
Teacher: Please explain yourself.<br/>
Pappu: He keeps ducks!
    "You cannot get eggs without hens", said the teacher stressing the point.
    Pappu: M'am, my dad can.
    Teacher: Please explain yourself.
    Pappu: He keeps ducks!
  • Pappu: Say, mother, how much am I worth?<br />
Jeeto: You're worth more than crores to me, dear. But why are you asking?<br />
Pappu: Well, then, could you advance me 100 bucks?
    Pappu: Say, mother, how much am I worth?
    Jeeto: You're worth more than crores to me, dear. But why are you asking?
    Pappu: Well, then, could you advance me 100 bucks?
  • Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself?<br />
Pappu: No one else knows where I itch!
    Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself?
    Pappu: No one else knows where I itch!
  • Santa: If you are good, Pappu, I'll give you this bright new 500 rupee note.<br />
Pappu: Haven't you got a dirty old 1000 rupee note?
    Santa: If you are good, Pappu, I'll give you this bright new 500 rupee note.
    Pappu: Haven't you got a dirty old 1000 rupee note?
  • Pinky: What are you running for, Pappu?<br />
Pappu: I'm trying to keep two fellas from fighting.<br />
Pinky: Who are the fellows?<br />
Pappu: Bunty and me!
    Pinky: What are you running for, Pappu?
    Pappu: I'm trying to keep two fellas from fighting.
    Pinky: Who are the fellows?
    Pappu: Bunty and me!
  • Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her pictures with her new boyfriend.<br/>
Bunty: Really bad, What did you do?<br/>
Pappu: I sent it to her Dad!
    Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her pictures with her new boyfriend.
    Bunty: Really bad, What did you do?
    Pappu: I sent it to her Dad!
  • Preeto: Pappu, how is your little sister, Pinky?<br />
Pappu: Sick and bed-ridden. She hurt herself.<br />
Preeto: That's too bad. How did she do it?<br />
Pappu: We were playing who could lean furthest out of the window, and she won!
    Preeto: Pappu, how is your little sister, Pinky?
    Pappu: Sick and bed-ridden. She hurt herself.
    Preeto: That's too bad. How did she do it?
    Pappu: We were playing who could lean furthest out of the window, and she won!
  • Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with Sulphur?<br/>
Pappu: Kiss.<br/>
Teacher: How?<br/>
Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss!
    Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with Sulphur?
    Pappu: Kiss.
    Teacher: How?
    Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss!
  • Pappu in Bio Practical Exam.<br/>
Examiner: See the bird's leg and tell name?<br/>
Pappu I don't know.<br/>
Examiner: You  have failed. What's your name?<br/>
Pappu: See my legs!
    Pappu in Bio Practical Exam.
    Examiner: See the bird's leg and tell name?
    Pappu I don't know.
    Examiner: You have failed. What's your name?
    Pappu: See my legs!
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