|Bunty: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?|
Pappu: Deciding to get up!
|Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: Hey, you are so gorgeous. Can I have your number?|
Girl: Get your own, I am next!
|Pappu to a girl: Let me drop you, girl.|
Girl: No, I don't go with strangers.
Pappu: Achha Toh Saare Autowale Tere Bhai Hain Kya?
|Pappu: I love how music can take you to another place.|
Pappu: For example, Himesh Reshamiya was playing in that cafe so I went to a different cafe!
|Teacher: Khoobsurat Ladki Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?|
Pappu: I Love You!
|Neighbour: Which channel do you like to watch most on TV?|
Neighbour: Aren't you too young to watch business and shares related channels?
Pappu's mother: He is saying Cartoon Network... He's Punjabi, so just adds BC at the end of whatever he says!
|Bunty: Bhai Suna, Sumit Ne Apni Facebook Wali Girlfriend Ke Liye 300 Ka Recharge Karwaya Hai.|
Pappu: Humein Toh Kabhi 10 Ke Samose Nahi Khilaye, Lekin Koi Baat Nahi!
Bunty: Aise Kaise Koi Baat Nahi?
Pappu: Kyonki Woh Facebook Wali Girlfriend Main Hi Hun!
|Bunty: How was your date?|
Pappu: I don't think my girlfriend will ever go on a date with me.
Pappu: Because she says I dance like a zombie trying to hold in a fart.
|Pappu: Tomorrow, Men and girls will fight each other.|
Bunty: What? But why?
Pappu: Because tomorrow is Mangalwar!
A guy winks at Pappu's girlfriend. |
Girlfriend: Teach him a lesson.
Pappu (whispering to a guy): Never tell her that she looks fat in Pants!