• Uncle: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Bas Uncle Tanki Bhar Jayegi Toh Motor Band Kar Dunga!Upload to Facebook
    Uncle: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai?
    Pappu: Bas Uncle Tanki Bhar Jayegi Toh Motor Band Kar Dunga!
  • Jeeto: Why all the things are on the floor?<br/>
Pappu: Because of gravity Mom!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: Why all the things are on the floor?
    Pappu: Because of gravity Mom!
  • Santa: Can I see your report card?<br/>
Pappu: No, I don't  have it.<br/>
Santa: Why?<br/>
Pappu: I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Can I see your report card?
    Pappu: No, I don't have it.
    Santa: Why?
    Pappu: I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents!
  • Bunty: My girlfriend eats a lot, what should I do?<br/>
Pappu: Patthar Maar Uske Munh Pe.<br/>
Bunty: Woh Kyon?<br/>
Pappu: Eat Ka Jawaab Patthar Se Do!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: My girlfriend eats a lot, what should I do?
    Pappu: Patthar Maar Uske Munh Pe.
    Bunty: Woh Kyon?
    Pappu: Eat Ka Jawaab Patthar Se Do!
  • Bunty: Which is your favorite fictional character?<br/>
Pappu: Girlfriend!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: Which is your favorite fictional character?
    Pappu: Girlfriend!
  • Pappu: Dad, from whom did I get my intelligence?<br/>
Santa: It must be from your mother. I still have mine! Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Dad, from whom did I get my intelligence?
    Santa: It must be from your mother. I still have mine!
  • Teacher: Why your paper is blank?<br/>
Pappu: Because sometimes silence is the best answer!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Why your paper is blank?
    Pappu: Because sometimes silence is the best answer!
  • Pappu: I have stopped eating burgers, pizzas and all other kinds of junk foods;.<br/>
Bunty: Why, are you dieting?<br/>
Pappu: No, actually I don't have any money!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I have stopped eating burgers, pizzas and all other kinds of junk foods;.
    Bunty: Why, are you dieting?
    Pappu: No, actually I don't have any money!
  • Pappu: Do you know why bananas are curved?<br/>
Bunty: No, I don't know.<br/>
Pappu: Nevermind then, I'll ask another monkey!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Do you know why bananas are curved?
    Bunty: No, I don't know.
    Pappu: Nevermind then, I'll ask another monkey!
  • Bunty: How do you know that you made a point to a girl?<br/>
Pappu: When she says 'whatever'!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: How do you know that you made a point to a girl?
    Pappu: When she says 'whatever'!
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