|Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: Hey, you are so gorgeous. Can I have your number?|
Girl: Get your own, I am next!
|Teacher: Kids, In this box I have a 10 feet snake.|
Teacher: What is it? Why are you laughing?
Pappu: You can't fool me teacher... snakes don't have feet!
|Pappu: Dad, I am craving for 6S.|
Santa (with anger): What? What do you want?
Pappu: Success, I want success!
|A girl walks to Pappu in a restaurant.|
Girl: Are you alone here?
Girl: OK, good because I need this chair!
|Pappu called his teacher at 2 AM.|
Pappu: Teacher, can you repeat what you taught today in class?
Teacher: Wow, was it that interesting?
Pappu: No, I just can't fall asleep!
|Pappu went to Police Station.|
Inspector: Kya Problem Hai Tumhari?
Pappu: Sir, Mujhe Meri Girlfriend Nahi Mil Rahi.
Inspector: Kab Se?
Pappu: Bachpan Se!
|Teacher: Make a sentence with 'Mohenjo-Daro'.|
Pappu: Mohan Jo Daaru Tumhare Paas Hai, Usse Akele Mat Pee Jana!
|Pappu: I love you|
Girl: Surat Ko Dekha Hai?
Pappu: Nahi Ahmedabad Tak Hi Geya Hun, Bas!
|Bunty: Bhai Samosa Khayega?|
Pappu: Nahi Aaj Mera Upvaas Hai.
Bunty: Paise Main Dunga.
Pappu: Hari Chutney Zyada Dalwa Lena!
|Pappu at a shop|
Pappu: USHA Ka Cooler Hai?
Salesman: Haan Hai.
Pappu: De Do, Woh Maang Rahi Hai!