• Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an 'I'.<br/>
Pappu: I is the...<br/>
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an 'I'. Always put 'am' after an 'I'.<br/>
Pappu: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet!
    Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an 'I'.
    Pappu: I is the...
    Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an 'I'. Always put 'am' after an 'I'.
    Pappu: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet!
  • Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?<br/>
Pappu: Zebra.<br/>
Teacher: Why Zebra?<br/>
Pappu: Because it's black & white!
    Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
    Pappu: Zebra.
    Teacher: Why Zebra?
    Pappu: Because it's black & white!
  • Teacher: Why is your paper blank?<br/>
Pappu: Sometimes silence is the best answer!
    Teacher: Why is your paper blank?
    Pappu: Sometimes silence is the best answer!
  • Interviewer: It's written in your resume that you went to IIT.<br/>
Boy: Yes Sir, Cousin Se Milne Gaya Tha!
    Interviewer: It's written in your resume that you went to IIT.
    Boy: Yes Sir, Cousin Se Milne Gaya Tha!
  • Teacher: How can one person do so many stupid things?<br/>
Pappu: I get up early!
    Teacher: How can one person do so many stupid things?
    Pappu: I get up early!
  • Pappu: Scientist Log Apne Ghar Mein Door Bell Kyun Nahi Lagwate?<br/>
Bunty: Kyun?<br/>
Pappu: Kyunki Woh 'No-Bell' prize Jeetna Chahte Hain!
    Pappu: Scientist Log Apne Ghar Mein Door Bell Kyun Nahi Lagwate?
    Bunty: Kyun?
    Pappu: Kyunki Woh 'No-Bell' prize Jeetna Chahte Hain!
  • Teacher: Gaali Dete Hue Sharam Nahi Aati?<br/>
Pappu: Aati Hai, Sharmate Hue Deta Hun!
    Teacher: Gaali Dete Hue Sharam Nahi Aati?
    Pappu: Aati Hai, Sharmate Hue Deta Hun!
  • Pappu: Dad, I have a doubt.<br/>
Santa: What's it, son?<br/>
Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Godly status by listening to his father in Satyayug.<br/>
Santa: That's true, son.<br/>
Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.<br/>
Santa: That is also true.<br/>
Pappu: So, dad, kindly enlighten me: Should I listen to you or not?<br/>
Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life!
    Pappu: Dad, I have a doubt.
    Santa: What's it, son?
    Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Godly status by listening to his father in Satyayug.
    Santa: That's true, son.
    Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.
    Santa: That is also true.
    Pappu: So, dad, kindly enlighten me: Should I listen to you or not?
    Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life!
  • Pappu: Do you know what comes after the USA?<br/>
Teacher: What?<br/>
Pappu: USB!
    Pappu: Do you know what comes after the USA?
    Teacher: What?
    Pappu: USB!
  • Bunty: Cow Ghaas Kyon Khaati Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Uske Paas Aur Koi Chaara Nahi Hota!
    Bunty: Cow Ghaas Kyon Khaati Hai?
    Pappu: Uske Paas Aur Koi Chaara Nahi Hota!