• Girlfriend: Tell me those 3 magical words.<br/>
Pappu: Got Jio Sim!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: Tell me those 3 magical words.
    Pappu: Got Jio Sim!
  • Pappu: I can't sleep at night?<br/>
Girlfriend: Why, do you have insomnia?<br/>
Pappu: No, I don't have insomnia, I have a JIO sim!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I can't sleep at night?
    Girlfriend: Why, do you have insomnia?
    Pappu: No, I don't have insomnia, I have a JIO sim!
  • Pappu: I've just been diagnosed with a terminal case of ZFI.<br/>
Bunty: What is that?Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I've just been diagnosed with a terminal case of ZFI.
    Bunty: What is that?
  • Pappu: Hey Sweetie! what are you doing?<br/>
Girlfriend: I am just doing some makeup.<br/>
Pappu: You don't need makeup.<br/>
Girlfriend: Awww... really?<br/>
Pappu: Yeah, you need plastic surgery!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Hey Sweetie! what are you doing?
    Girlfriend: I am just doing some makeup.
    Pappu: You don't need makeup.
    Girlfriend: Awww... really?
    Pappu: Yeah, you need plastic surgery!
  • At Starbucks:<br/>
Pappu: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?<br/>
Attendant: Sir 200 Rupees!<br/>
Pappu: And Sugar?<br/>
Attendant: Sir sugar is free!<br/>
Pappu: OK! 5 kg. sugar De Do Phir!Upload to Facebook
    At Starbucks:
    Pappu: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?
    Attendant: Sir 200 Rupees!
    Pappu: And Sugar?
    Attendant: Sir sugar is free!
    Pappu: OK! 5 kg. sugar De Do Phir!
  • Girlfriend: What shall we do this weekend?<br/>
Pappu: Eat Pizza.<br/>
Girlfriend: No! something romantic.<br/>
Pappu: Eat Pizza in Rain!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: What shall we do this weekend?
    Pappu: Eat Pizza.
    Girlfriend: No! something romantic.
    Pappu: Eat Pizza in Rain!
  • Santa walks into Pappu's room at 5 AM: Very Good Beta, Roz 5 Baje Uthne Ki Aadat Daalo.<br/>
Pappu: Haan Papa, Main Bas Sone Hi Ja Raha Hun, Shaam Ko 5 Baje Utha Dena!Upload to Facebook
    Santa walks into Pappu's room at 5 AM: Very Good Beta, Roz 5 Baje Uthne Ki Aadat Daalo.
    Pappu: Haan Papa, Main Bas Sone Hi Ja Raha Hun, Shaam Ko 5 Baje Utha Dena!
  • Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: Hey, you are so gorgeous. Can I have your number?<br/>
Girl: Get your own, I am next!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: Hey, you are so gorgeous. Can I have your number?
    Girl: Get your own, I am next!
  • Teacher: Kids, In this box I have a 10 feet snake.<br/>
Pappu laughing<br/>
Teacher: What is it? Why are you laughing?<br/>
Pappu: You can't fool me teacher... snakes don't have feet!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Kids, In this box I have a 10 feet snake.
    Pappu laughing
    Teacher: What is it? Why are you laughing?
    Pappu: You can't fool me teacher... snakes don't have feet!
  • Pappu: Dad, I am craving for 6S.<br/>
Santa (with anger): What? What do you want?<br/>
Pappu: Success, I want success!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Dad, I am craving for 6S.
    Santa (with anger): What? What do you want?
    Pappu: Success, I want success!
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