|Maths Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other. What do I have?|
Pappu: A drinking problem, obviously!
|School Mein Admission Ke Liye Interview: Teacher: Beta Aapke Papa Kya Karte Hain? Pappu: Jo Mummy Bolti Hai!|
|Teacher: 5 Mein Se 5 Ghatane Par Kitne Bachenge?|
Pappu: Pata Nahi Madam?
Teacher: Aggar Tere Paas 5 Bhature Hein Aur Mein 5 Bhature Tujhse Le Lu To Tere Paas Kya Bachega?
|Teacher: Batao Date Aur Taarikh Mein Kya Anter Hai?|
Pappu: Ji Madam, Date Par Delhi, Mumbai, Chandigarh Ke Ladke Jate Hain Aur Taarikh Par Ghaziabad, Meerut, Muzaffarnagar Ke Ladke Jaate Hain!!!
|Santa: Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?|
Santa: Wah Mera Beta Toh Bada Hoshiyar Hai, Aur 6,7 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?
Santa: Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad?
Pappu: Ghulam, Begum, Baadshah...!
|Teacher: Batao Semester System Se Kya Fayda Hai?|
Pappu: Fayda Toh Pata Nahin, Par Bezati Saal Mein 2 Baar Ho Jati Hai..!
|Mom: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho?|
Pappu: Padh Raha Hun.
Maa: Excellent! Kya Padh Rahe Ho?
Pappu: Aap Ki Hone Wali Bahu Ke Messages!
|Teacher: Hindi Mein Anuwad Karo,|
"There was a fine line between Amitabh & Jaya."
Pappu: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi!
|An English teacher asked students to write an essay on My Teacher. After some time, Pappu stands up and asked,|
"Madam Ji, Niri Agg Nu English Vich Ki Kehnde Ne?"
|Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you're so late?|
Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell.
Pappu: Couldn't find it at first. But now I'm here!