|Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with 2 parts of Sulfur?|
Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss
|"You cannot get eggs without hens", said the teacher stressing the point.|
Pappu: M'am, my dad can.
Teacher: Please explain yourself.
Pappu: He keeps ducks!
|Pappu: Say, mother, how much am I worth?|
Jeeto: You're worth more than crores to me, dear. But why are you asking?
Pappu: Well, then, could you advance me 100 bucks?
|Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself?|
Pappu: No one else knows where I itch!
|Santa: If you are good, Pappu, I'll give you this bright new 500 rupee note.|
Pappu: Haven't you got a dirty old 1000 rupee note?
|Pinky: What are you running for, Pappu?|
Pappu: I'm trying to keep two fellas from fighting.
Pinky: Who are the fellows?
Pappu: Bunty and me!
|Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her pictures with her new boyfriend.|
Bunty: Really bad, What did you do?
Pappu: I sent it to her Dad!
|Preeto: Pappu, how is your little sister, Pinky?|
Pappu: Sick and bed-ridden. She hurt herself.
Preeto: That's too bad. How did she do it?
Pappu: We were playing who could lean furthest out of the window, and she won!
|Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with Sulphur?|
Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss!
|Pappu in Bio Practical Exam.|
Examiner: See the bird's leg and tell name?
Pappu I don't know.
Examiner: You have failed. What's your name?
Pappu: See my legs!