|Uncle: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai?|
Pappu: Bas Uncle Tanki Bhar Jayegi Toh Motor Band Kar Dunga!
|Jeeto: Why all the things are on the floor?|
Pappu: Because of gravity Mom!
|Santa: Can I see your report card?|
Pappu: No, I don't have it.
Pappu: I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents!
|Bunty: My girlfriend eats a lot, what should I do?|
Pappu: Patthar Maar Uske Munh Pe.
Bunty: Woh Kyon?
Pappu: Eat Ka Jawaab Patthar Se Do!
|Bunty: Which is your favorite fictional character?|
|Pappu: Dad, from whom did I get my intelligence?|
Santa: It must be from your mother. I still have mine!
|Teacher: Why your paper is blank?|
Pappu: Because sometimes silence is the best answer!
|Pappu: I have stopped eating burgers, pizzas and all other kinds of junk foods;.|
Bunty: Why, are you dieting?
Pappu: No, actually I don't have any money!
|Pappu: Do you know why bananas are curved?|
Bunty: No, I don't know.
Pappu: Nevermind then, I'll ask another monkey!
|Bunty: How do you know that you made a point to a girl?|
Pappu: When she says 'whatever'!