|Bunty: Chal 'Kalank' Dekhne Chalte Hain.|
Pappu: Jaane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai, Mirror Dekh Le Ja Kar!
|Pappu: Hey Tina, would you like to dance with me?|
Tina: I don't dance with a kid.
Pappu: Oh sorry, I didn't know you are pregnant!
|Bunty: I think you should get married now.|
Pappu: Who needs a wife anyway? How difficult can it be to boil a toast?
|Teacher: Define alcohol.|
Pappu: Alcohol is a liquid which is good for preserving almost everything except secrets!
|Teacher: Where's your homework?|
Pappu: I made it in to a paper plane and someone hijacked it!
|Bunty: Why is 'Dark' spelled with a K and not a C?|
Pappu: Because you can't C in the dark!
|Bunty: What makes life so difficult?|
Pappu: I think people!
|Bunty: What's worse than heartbreak?|
Pappu: Coming home after a night out to see that you've a pile of clothes on your bed and you can't get straight in it and go to sleep!
|Teacher: Have you ever proposed to any girl?|
Pappu: No Sir, I am a Maths student, so have supposed only!
|Pappu: I shall see you pretty soon?|
Girlfriend: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?