|Interviewer: Are you familiar with Microsoft word?|
Pappu: Yes I've heard that word many times!
|Trainer: Why do you want to learn Jujistu?|
Person 1: To defend myself.
Person 2: Discipline.
Pappu: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries!
|Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?|
Pappu: Occasionally but occasions come regularly!
|Teacher: Please name two pronouns.|
Pappu: Who? Me?
|Girl: I am a chef.|
Pappu: Oh! Kya Bana Leti Ho?
Girl: Baat Ka Batangad!
|Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?|
Pappu: You're both.
Girlfriend: What do you mean both?
Pappu: You're pretty ugly!
|Uncle: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai?|
Pappu: Bas Uncle Tanki Bhar Jayegi Toh Motor Band Kar Dunga!
|Jeeto: Why all the things are on the floor?|
Pappu: Because of gravity Mom!
|Santa: Can I see your report card?|
Pappu: No, I don't have it.
Pappu: I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents!
|Bunty: My girlfriend eats a lot, what should I do?|
Pappu: Patthar Maar Uske Munh Pe.
Bunty: Woh Kyon?
Pappu: Eat Ka Jawaab Patthar Se Do!