• Interviewer: Are you familiar with Microsoft word?<br/>
Pappu: Yes I've heard that word many times!
    Interviewer: Are you familiar with Microsoft word?
    Pappu: Yes I've heard that word many times!
  • Trainer: Why do you want to learn Jujistu?<br/>
Person 1: To defend myself.<br/>
Person 2: Discipline.<br/>
Pappu: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries!
    Trainer: Why do you want to learn Jujistu?
    Person 1: To defend myself.
    Person 2: Discipline.
    Pappu: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries!
  • Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?<br/>
Pappu: Occasionally but occasions come regularly!
    Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?
    Pappu: Occasionally but occasions come regularly!
  • Teacher: Please name two pronouns.<br/>
Pappu: Who? Me?<br/>
Teacher: Correct!
    Teacher: Please name two pronouns.
    Pappu: Who? Me?
    Teacher: Correct!
  • Girl: I am a chef.<br/>
Pappu: Oh! Kya Bana Leti Ho?<br/>
Girl: Baat Ka Batangad!
    Girl: I am a chef.
    Pappu: Oh! Kya Bana Leti Ho?
    Girl: Baat Ka Batangad!
  • Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?<br/>
Pappu: You're both.<br/>
Girlfriend: What do you mean both?<br/>
Pappu: You're pretty ugly!
    Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?
    Pappu: You're both.
    Girlfriend: What do you mean both?
    Pappu: You're pretty ugly!
  • Uncle: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Bas Uncle Tanki Bhar Jayegi Toh Motor Band Kar Dunga!
    Uncle: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai?
    Pappu: Bas Uncle Tanki Bhar Jayegi Toh Motor Band Kar Dunga!
  • Jeeto: Why all the things are on the floor?<br/>
Pappu: Because of gravity Mom!
    Jeeto: Why all the things are on the floor?
    Pappu: Because of gravity Mom!
  • Santa: Can I see your report card?<br/>
Pappu: No, I don't  have it.<br/>
Santa: Why?<br/>
Pappu: I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents!
    Santa: Can I see your report card?
    Pappu: No, I don't have it.
    Santa: Why?
    Pappu: I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents!
  • Bunty: My girlfriend eats a lot, what should I do?<br/>
Pappu: Patthar Maar Uske Munh Pe.<br/>
Bunty: Woh Kyon?<br/>
Pappu: Eat Ka Jawaab Patthar Se Do!
    Bunty: My girlfriend eats a lot, what should I do?
    Pappu: Patthar Maar Uske Munh Pe.
    Bunty: Woh Kyon?
    Pappu: Eat Ka Jawaab Patthar Se Do!