• Bunty: Exam Ki Tayaari Karli?<br/>
Pappu: Maine Result Ki Bhi Tayaari Karli.<br/>
Bunty: Matlab?<br/>
Pappu: Papa Ki Belt, Joote Chuppa Diya Hain!
    Bunty: Exam Ki Tayaari Karli?
    Pappu: Maine Result Ki Bhi Tayaari Karli.
    Bunty: Matlab?
    Pappu: Papa Ki Belt, Joote Chuppa Diya Hain!
  • Bunty: What's the craziest thing that ever happened to you?<br/>
Pappu: My crush had been texting me without ignoring me!
    Bunty: What's the craziest thing that ever happened to you?
    Pappu: My crush had been texting me without ignoring me!
  • Girl: Kuchh Aisa Bolo Ki Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Tez Ho Jaye.<br/>
Pappu: Woh Dekh Tere Papa Aa Gaye!
    Girl: Kuchh Aisa Bolo Ki Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Tez Ho Jaye.
    Pappu: Woh Dekh Tere Papa Aa Gaye!
  • Pappu: I fell off a 50 ft. ladder yesterday.<br/>
Bunty: But you seem fine.<br/>
Pappu: Yeah, luckily I was on the bottom step!
    Pappu: I fell off a 50 ft. ladder yesterday.
    Bunty: But you seem fine.
    Pappu: Yeah, luckily I was on the bottom step!
  • Bunty: Who is your 4 AM friend?<br/>
Pappu: I am my own 4 AM friend. Everyday at 4 AM, I have deep conversations with myself like, `What's wrong with you? Tu Sota Kyon Nahi Hai?`
    Bunty: Who is your 4 AM friend?
    Pappu: I am my own 4 AM friend. Everyday at 4 AM, I have deep conversations with myself like, "What's wrong with you? Tu Sota Kyon Nahi Hai?"
  • Bunty: Why do girls live longer than boys?<br/>
Pappu: Because shopping doesn't cause heart attacks. Paying the bill does!
    Bunty: Why do girls live longer than boys?
    Pappu: Because shopping doesn't cause heart attacks. Paying the bill does!
  • English Teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?<br/>
Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we!
    English Teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
    Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we!
  • Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?<br/>
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain something to someone in such a strange and lengthy manner that the person who is listening to him understands very little or nothing at all. Do you understand me?<br/>
Pappu: No!
    Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
    Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain something to someone in such a strange and lengthy manner that the person who is listening to him understands very little or nothing at all. Do you understand me?
    Pappu: No!
  • Teacher: Count from 1 to 10<br/>
Pappu: 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10<br/>
Teacher: Where is 6?<br/>
Pappu: Ma'am, today in morning news they said, 6 died due to Swine Flu!
    Teacher: Count from 1 to 10
    Pappu: 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10
    Teacher: Where is 6?
    Pappu: Ma'am, today in morning news they said, 6 died due to Swine Flu!
  • Santa: What inspires you to get up every day and get out of bed?<br/>
Pappu: My bladder, mostly!
    Santa: What inspires you to get up every day and get out of bed?
    Pappu: My bladder, mostly!