Pappu to his younger cousin: Tere Kitne Marks Aaye?
Cousin: Tere Kitne Aaye The?
Pappu: Chal Bye Abhi Jana Hai... Kuch Kaam Yaad Aa Gaya!
|Pappu: Don't worry guys if AB de Villiers has retired. Now he will open a bar and name it Modi Sarkar. |
Because, AB Ki Bar, Modi Sarkar!
|Pappu's friend: Yaar Maine Ek Kutta Liya Hai, Uska Kya Naam Rakhun?|
Friend: Yaar Kutte Ka Naam Kutta Kaun Rakhta Hai?
Pappu: Toh Tere Papa Ne Tera Naam 'Manav' Kyon Rakha?
|Teacher: What is 1+1?|
Pappu: Happy Hours!
|Girl: What are you looking at?|
Pappu: Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Except she's taller, better looking and much attractive than you!
|Pappu: Do you know what is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?|
|Bunty: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?|
Pappu: Deciding to get up!
|Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: Hey, you are so gorgeous. Can I have your number?|
Girl: Get your own, I am next!
|Pappu to a girl: Let me drop you, girl.|
Girl: No, I don't go with strangers.
Pappu: Achha Toh Saare Autowale Tere Bhai Hain Kya?
|Pappu: I love how music can take you to another place.|
Pappu: For example, Himesh Reshamiya was playing in that cafe so I went to a different cafe!