|Bunty: Exam Ki Tayaari Karli?|
Pappu: Maine Result Ki Bhi Tayaari Karli.
Pappu: Papa Ki Belt, Joote Chuppa Diya Hain!
|Bunty: What's the craziest thing that ever happened to you?|
Pappu: My crush had been texting me without ignoring me!
|Girl: Kuchh Aisa Bolo Ki Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Tez Ho Jaye.|
Pappu: Woh Dekh Tere Papa Aa Gaye!
|Pappu: I fell off a 50 ft. ladder yesterday.|
Bunty: But you seem fine.
Pappu: Yeah, luckily I was on the bottom step!
|Bunty: Who is your 4 AM friend?|
Pappu: I am my own 4 AM friend. Everyday at 4 AM, I have deep conversations with myself like, "What's wrong with you? Tu Sota Kyon Nahi Hai?"
|Bunty: Why do girls live longer than boys?|
Pappu: Because shopping doesn't cause heart attacks. Paying the bill does!
|English Teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?|
Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we!
|Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?|
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain something to someone in such a strange and lengthy manner that the person who is listening to him understands very little or nothing at all. Do you understand me?
|Teacher: Count from 1 to 10|
Teacher: Where is 6?
Pappu: Ma'am, today in morning news they said, 6 died due to Swine Flu!
|Santa: What inspires you to get up every day and get out of bed?|
Pappu: My bladder, mostly!