• Mom: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho?<br/>
Pappu: Padh Raha Hun.<br/>
Maa: Excellent! Kya Padh Rahe Ho?<br/>
Pappu: Aap Ki Hone Wali Bahu Ke Messages!
    Mom: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
    Pappu: Padh Raha Hun.
    Maa: Excellent! Kya Padh Rahe Ho?
    Pappu: Aap Ki Hone Wali Bahu Ke Messages!
  • Teacher: Hindi Mein Anuwad Karo,<br />
`There was a fine line between Amitabh & Jaya.`<br />

Pappu: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi!
    Teacher: Hindi Mein Anuwad Karo,
    "There was a fine line between Amitabh & Jaya."
    Pappu: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi!
  • An English teacher asked students to write an essay on My Teacher. After some time, Pappu stands up and asked,<br/>
`Madam Ji, Niri Agg Nu English Vich Ki Kehnde Ne?`
    An English teacher asked students to write an essay on My Teacher. After some time, Pappu stands up and asked,
    "Madam Ji, Niri Agg Nu English Vich Ki Kehnde Ne?"
  • Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you're so late?<br/>
Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell.<br/>
Teacher: So?<br/>
Pappu: Couldn't find it at first. But now I'm here!
    Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you're so late?
    Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell.
    Teacher: So?
    Pappu: Couldn't find it at first. But now I'm here!
  • Pappu: I am sick, Coach. The doctor says I can't play Football.<br/>
Coach: I don't need a doctor to tell me that!
    Pappu: I am sick, Coach. The doctor says I can't play Football.
    Coach: I don't need a doctor to tell me that!
  • Pappu: A car smashed into my bicycle, and I didn't even get a scratch.<br />

Bunty: How's that possible?<br />

Pappu: My sister, Pinky was riding it!
    Pappu: A car smashed into my bicycle, and I didn't even get a scratch.
    Bunty: How's that possible?
    Pappu: My sister, Pinky was riding it!
  • Teacher: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?<br />
Pappu: Finding half a worm!
    Teacher: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
    Pappu: Finding half a worm!
  • Pappu: Dad, please make an international call to my friend from Aberystwyth, Wales.<br />
Santa: How do you know him?<br />
Pappu: He came to our school in student exchange.<br />
Santa: Could you spell that please?<br />
Pappu: If I could spell to, I'd write!
    Pappu: Dad, please make an international call to my friend from Aberystwyth, Wales.
    Santa: How do you know him?
    Pappu: He came to our school in student exchange.
    Santa: Could you spell that please?
    Pappu: If I could spell to, I'd write!
  • Pappu: Teacher! Teacher! Bunty swallowed two 5 rupee coins.<br/>
Teacher: Now, why would he do that?<br/>
Pappu: It was his lunch money!
    Pappu: Teacher! Teacher! Bunty swallowed two 5 rupee coins.
    Teacher: Now, why would he do that?
    Pappu: It was his lunch money!
  • Pappu: I can tell the future.<br />
Bunty: Really?<br />
Pappu: Yes. I can tell you what the score of a Tennis game is before it even starts.<br />
Bunty: What is it?<br />
Pappu: Love all!
    Pappu: I can tell the future.
    Bunty: Really?
    Pappu: Yes. I can tell you what the score of a Tennis game is before it even starts.
    Bunty: What is it?
    Pappu: Love all!