• Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?<br/>
Pappu: The Lunch Bell!
    Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?
    Pappu: The Lunch Bell!
  • Teacher to Pappu: What is pie by 4 quarter amplitude phase modulation?<br/>

Pappu: Bimbak Alak Chik Dadi Bamba<br/>

Teacher: Didn't get you.<br/>

Pappu: Same here babes... same here!
    Teacher to Pappu: What is pie by 4 quarter amplitude phase modulation?
    Pappu: Bimbak Alak Chik Dadi Bamba
    Teacher: Didn't get you.
    Pappu: Same here babes... same here!
  • Pappu: Mom, may I have a 5/- Rupee coin for the old man who is crying outside?<br/>
Jeeto: Yes, dear, but what is the old man crying about?<br/>
Pappu: He's crying, `Salty peanuts, 5/- Rupee a bag!`
    Pappu: Mom, may I have a 5/- Rupee coin for the old man who is crying outside?
    Jeeto: Yes, dear, but what is the old man crying about?
    Pappu: He's crying, "Salty peanuts, 5/- Rupee a bag!"
  • During a text message conversation:<br/>
Pappu: I love you.<br/>
Girl: Iloveyoutoo.<br/>
Pappu: Something wrong with your space bar?<br/>
Girl: No, there's just no space for me to love anyone else!
    During a text message conversation:
    Pappu: I love you.
    Girl: Iloveyoutoo.
    Pappu: Something wrong with your space bar?
    Girl: No, there's just no space for me to love anyone else!
  • Teacher: What does a chicken gives you?<br/>
Bunty: Eggs.<br/>
Teacher: Very good! Now what does a pig gives you?<br/>
Raju: Bacon!<br/>
Teacher: Great! And what does a fat cow gives you?<br/>
Pappu: Homework!
    Teacher: What does a chicken gives you?
    Bunty: Eggs.
    Teacher: Very good! Now what does a pig gives you?
    Raju: Bacon!
    Teacher: Great! And what does a fat cow gives you?
    Pappu: Homework!
  • Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with 2 parts of Sulfur?<br/>
Pappu: Kiss<br/>
Teacher: How?<br/>
Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss
    Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with 2 parts of Sulfur?
    Pappu: Kiss
    Teacher: How?
    Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss
  • `You cannot get eggs without hens`, said the teacher stressing the point.<br/>
Pappu: M'am, my dad can.<br/>
Teacher: Please explain yourself.<br/>
Pappu: He keeps ducks!
    "You cannot get eggs without hens", said the teacher stressing the point.
    Pappu: M'am, my dad can.
    Teacher: Please explain yourself.
    Pappu: He keeps ducks!
  • Pappu: Say, mother, how much am I worth?<br />
Jeeto: You're worth more than crores to me, dear. But why are you asking?<br />
Pappu: Well, then, could you advance me 100 bucks?
    Pappu: Say, mother, how much am I worth?
    Jeeto: You're worth more than crores to me, dear. But why are you asking?
    Pappu: Well, then, could you advance me 100 bucks?
  • Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself?<br />
Pappu: No one else knows where I itch!
    Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself?
    Pappu: No one else knows where I itch!
  • Santa: If you are good, Pappu, I'll give you this bright new 500 rupee note.<br />
Pappu: Haven't you got a dirty old 1000 rupee note?
    Santa: If you are good, Pappu, I'll give you this bright new 500 rupee note.
    Pappu: Haven't you got a dirty old 1000 rupee note?