• Pappu: You know I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once.<br/>
Girlfriend: Oh my God! how did you survive?<br/>
Pappu: I fell off the bottom rung!
    Pappu: You know I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once.
    Girlfriend: Oh my God! how did you survive?
    Pappu: I fell off the bottom rung!
  • Teacher: If you think you are good and fast in maths then tell me what is 12 x 45 = ?<br/>
Pappu: 132<br/>
Teacher: That's wrong.<br/>
Pappu: But it is fast!
    Teacher: If you think you are good and fast in maths then tell me what is 12 x 45 = ?
    Pappu: 132
    Teacher: That's wrong.
    Pappu: But it is fast!
  • Bunty: Look at this old photo, look how ugly I was.<br/>
Pappu: You took that photo yesterday?
    Bunty: Look at this old photo, look how ugly I was.
    Pappu: You took that photo yesterday?
  • Teacher: Batao 'A' Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?<br/>
Pappu: A Kya Bolti Tu!
    Teacher: Batao 'A' Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?
    Pappu: A Kya Bolti Tu!
  • <b>During Maths Class:</b><br/>
Teacher: Pappu, tell me what is the value of X?<br/>
Pappu: Sir, Jaan Thi Wo Meri!
    During Maths Class:
    Teacher: Pappu, tell me what is the value of X?
    Pappu: Sir, Jaan Thi Wo Meri!
  • Girlfriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?<br/>
Pappu: You told me to surprise you!
    Girlfriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?
    Pappu: You told me to surprise you!
  • Teacher: When was Rome built?<br/>
Pappu: At night.<br/>
Teacher: How can you say that?<br/>
Pappu: Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
    Teacher: When was Rome built?
    Pappu: At night.
    Teacher: How can you say that?
    Pappu: Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
  • Jeeto: Till what time have you been sleeping?<br/>
Pappu: Till the time you didn't wake me up!
    Jeeto: Till what time have you been sleeping?
    Pappu: Till the time you didn't wake me up!
  • Bunty: What would you call the colourful Russia?<br/>
Pappu: RangRussia
    Bunty: What would you call the colourful Russia?
    Pappu: RangRussia
  • Teacher: Kanjus Kise Kehte Hain?<br/>
Pappu: Jo 100 Messages Send Karne Par Bhi Reply Nahi Kare.<br/>
Teacher: Very Good, Ek Example Batao...<br/>
Pappu: Aapki Beti!
    Teacher: Kanjus Kise Kehte Hain?
    Pappu: Jo 100 Messages Send Karne Par Bhi Reply Nahi Kare.
    Teacher: Very Good, Ek Example Batao...
    Pappu: Aapki Beti!