|Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?|
Pappu: The Lunch Bell!
|Teacher to Pappu: What is pie by 4 quarter amplitude phase modulation?|
Pappu: Bimbak Alak Chik Dadi Bamba
Teacher: Didn't get you.
Pappu: Same here babes... same here!
|Pappu: Mom, may I have a 5/- Rupee coin for the old man who is crying outside?|
Jeeto: Yes, dear, but what is the old man crying about?
Pappu: He's crying, "Salty peanuts, 5/- Rupee a bag!"
|During a text message conversation:|
Pappu: I love you.
Pappu: Something wrong with your space bar?
Girl: No, there's just no space for me to love anyone else!
|Teacher: What does a chicken gives you?|
Teacher: Very good! Now what does a pig gives you?
Teacher: Great! And what does a fat cow gives you?
|Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with 2 parts of Sulfur?|
Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss
|"You cannot get eggs without hens", said the teacher stressing the point.|
Pappu: M'am, my dad can.
Teacher: Please explain yourself.
Pappu: He keeps ducks!
|Pappu: Say, mother, how much am I worth?|
Jeeto: You're worth more than crores to me, dear. But why are you asking?
Pappu: Well, then, could you advance me 100 bucks?
|Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself?|
Pappu: No one else knows where I itch!
|Santa: If you are good, Pappu, I'll give you this bright new 500 rupee note.|
Pappu: Haven't you got a dirty old 1000 rupee note?