|Pappu: You know I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once.|
Girlfriend: Oh my God! how did you survive?
Pappu: I fell off the bottom rung!
|Teacher: If you think you are good and fast in maths then tell me what is 12 x 45 = ?|
Teacher: That's wrong.
Pappu: But it is fast!
|Bunty: Look at this old photo, look how ugly I was.|
Pappu: You took that photo yesterday?
|Teacher: Batao 'A' Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?|
Pappu: A Kya Bolti Tu!
|During Maths Class:|
Teacher: Pappu, tell me what is the value of X?
Pappu: Sir, Jaan Thi Wo Meri!
|Girlfriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?|
Pappu: You told me to surprise you!
|Teacher: When was Rome built?|
Pappu: At night.
Teacher: How can you say that?
Pappu: Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
|Jeeto: Till what time have you been sleeping?|
Pappu: Till the time you didn't wake me up!
|Bunty: What would you call the colourful Russia?|
|Teacher: Kanjus Kise Kehte Hain?|
Pappu: Jo 100 Messages Send Karne Par Bhi Reply Nahi Kare.
Teacher: Very Good, Ek Example Batao...
Pappu: Aapki Beti!