• Pappu: Bhai, New Year Ka Plan Kya Hai?<br/>
Bunty: Koi Plan Nahi Hai... Kyon?<br/>
Pappu: Kuch Nahi Bas Cancel Karna Tha!
    Pappu: Bhai, New Year Ka Plan Kya Hai?
    Bunty: Koi Plan Nahi Hai... Kyon?
    Pappu: Kuch Nahi Bas Cancel Karna Tha!
  • Pappu to his mom: I am glad you named me Pappu.<br />
Jeeto: Why?<br />
Pappu: Because that's what all the kids at school call me!
    Pappu to his mom: I am glad you named me Pappu.
    Jeeto: Why?
    Pappu: Because that's what all the kids at school call me!
  • Santa saw Pappu with his girlfriend.<br/>
Santa: Tumhein Yeh Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Are Papa, Uska Naam Shobha Nahi, Priya Hai!
    Santa saw Pappu with his girlfriend.
    Santa: Tumhein Yeh Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?
    Pappu: Are Papa, Uska Naam Shobha Nahi, Priya Hai!
  • Santa: What did you learn today?<br/>
Pappu: That, Maths is 90% natural ability and 50% hard work!
    Santa: What did you learn today?
    Pappu: That, Maths is 90% natural ability and 50% hard work!
  • At a restaurant:<br/>
Waiter: Sir Kya Lenge Aap?<br/>
Pappu: Coffee<br/>
Waiter: Aur Madam?<br/>
Girlfriend: Sab Badhiya Aap Batao!
    At a restaurant:
    Waiter: Sir Kya Lenge Aap?
    Pappu: Coffee
    Waiter: Aur Madam?
    Girlfriend: Sab Badhiya Aap Batao!
  • On a Date:<br/>
Pappu: Black coffee for two.<br/>
Girlfriend: Mujhe Pink Wali Chahiye.<br/>
Pappu: Ek Hi De Do, Yeh Mere Saath Nahi Hai!
    On a Date:
    Pappu: Black coffee for two.
    Girlfriend: Mujhe Pink Wali Chahiye.
    Pappu: Ek Hi De Do, Yeh Mere Saath Nahi Hai!
  • Bunty: Why is Thor's brother so relaxed all the time?<br/>
Pappu: I don't know... he's just 'low-key'!
    Bunty: Why is Thor's brother so relaxed all the time?
    Pappu: I don't know... he's just 'low-key'!
  • Teacher: Today's homework is to read pages from 15-25.<br/>
Pappu: Yaay! There's no homework today!
    Teacher: Today's homework is to read pages from 15-25.
    Pappu: Yaay! There's no homework today!
  • Girlfriend: What are those four words that you never want to hear?<br/>
Pappu: There is no food!
    Girlfriend: What are those four words that you never want to hear?
    Pappu: There is no food!
  • Bunty: How is your crush?<br/>
Pappu: No more.<br/>
Bunty: What happened?<br/>
Pappu: Nothing, she replied to my Hi now!<br/>
Bunty: She doesn't deserve you, bro!
    Bunty: How is your crush?
    Pappu: No more.
    Bunty: What happened?
    Pappu: Nothing, she replied to my Hi now!
    Bunty: She doesn't deserve you, bro!