|An ailing Pathan to his doctor, "Doctor, I guess I am allergic to leather shoes.|
Doctor: Why? What happened? Is it some skin allergy?
Pathan: No. Whenever I wake up with my shoes on, I feel a terrible headache!
|Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?|
Pathan's son: I want to follow in my father's footsteps and be a policeman.
Teacher: I didn't know your father was a policeman.
Pathan's son: He isn't. He's a burglar!
|Pathan while buying tickets for a train journey, "Are there half fares for children?"|
Booking Clerk: Yes, under twelve.
Pathan: That is all right. I have only five!
|Doctor: After looking at these test results, I recommend your husband should have an operation immediately.|
Pathan's wife Salma: But Doctor, this will seriously affect his hobby.
Doctor astonished, "What in the world is his hobby?"
Salma: Saving Money!
|Teacher: Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements?|
Pathan: Oxgen, Chlorine, Florine, Bromeen, Noreen, Ambreen, Samreen, Nasreen, Parveen and Yasmeen!
|Son of Pathan: Why did you call me yesterday?|
Teacher: I never called you.
Son of Pathan: Then why did my call list say - 1 miss call!
|Pathan 1: Do U have balance in your mobile?|
Pathan 2: Yes why?
Pathan 1: Can I use it to message `I LOVE U` to my wife.
|Interviewer to Pathan: If a Parantha and a Pizza are dropped from the top of a tall building, which shall reach the ground first?|
Pathan: Because it's a Fast Food.
|Pathan went for an Interview.|
After reaching the office door he said, `May I come in, Sir?`
Officer: Wait Please!
Pathan: 80 Kgs