• Me: Nobody tells me what to do.<br/>
My Punjabi Mom: Main Shittar Bade Maarne Hai, So Ja Chup Kar Ke.<br/>
Me: Hanji Mummy, Saun Hi Laga Si!
    Me: Nobody tells me what to do.
    My Punjabi Mom: Main Shittar Bade Maarne Hai, So Ja Chup Kar Ke.
    Me: Hanji Mummy, Saun Hi Laga Si!
  • Be my Kaur'antine, I'll be your Social Distan Singh!
    Be my Kaur'antine, I'll be your Social Distan Singh!
  • Villagers in Punjab are still wondering who the hell is Social Distan Singh?
    Villagers in Punjab are still wondering who the hell is Social Distan Singh?
  • Chhote Hunde Ghar Wale Kehnde Hunde Si 'Bahar Bau' Hai.<br/>
Ajj Pata Laga Bahar Sachhi Bau Hai!<br/>
#Coronavirus #Stayathome
    Chhote Hunde Ghar Wale Kehnde Hunde Si 'Bahar Bau' Hai.
    Ajj Pata Laga Bahar Sachhi Bau Hai!
    #Coronavirus #Stayathome
  • Child to his Punjabi Mom: What's Social Distancing?<br/>
Mom: Paraan Marr!
    Child to his Punjabi Mom: What's Social Distancing?
    Mom: Paraan Marr!
  • English: Yours<br/>
Punjabi: 13<br/><br/>

English: Electricity<br/>
Punjabi: 32<br/><br/>

English: Tell<br/>
Punjabi: 10<br/><br/>

English: I told you so<br/>
Punjabi: 81<br/><br/>

English: We<br/>
Punjabi: 80<br/><br/>

English: Daughter-in-Law<br/>
Punjabi: 9<br/><br/>

English: Go to sleep<br/>
Punjabi: 100<br/><br/>

English: Come outside<br/>
Punjabi: 12<br/><br/>

English: Nails<br/>
Punjabi: 9<br/><br/>

English: One way<br/>
Punjabi: 92
    English: Yours
    Punjabi: 13

    English: Electricity
    Punjabi: 32

    English: Tell
    Punjabi: 10

    English: I told you so
    Punjabi: 81

    English: We
    Punjabi: 80

    English: Daughter-in-Law
    Punjabi: 9

    English: Go to sleep
    Punjabi: 100

    English: Come outside
    Punjabi: 12

    English: Nails
    Punjabi: 9

    English: One way
    Punjabi: 92
  • Punjabis are incorrigible.<br/>
They only see the first five letters of the word Cholesterol!
    Punjabis are incorrigible.
    They only see the first five letters of the word Cholesterol!
  • Teacher: Your name and your homework, please.<br/>
Punjabi Student: Nikita!
    Teacher: Your name and your homework, please.
    Punjabi Student: Nikita!
  • Son: I hit a guy on road.<br/>
Punjabi Mom ignores.<br/>
Son: Mummy Sabzi Gir Gayi Bed Pe.<br/>
Punjabi Mom: Idhar Aa Kutteya, Tainu Roti Vi Nahi Khani Aaundi!
    Son: I hit a guy on road.
    Punjabi Mom ignores.
    Son: Mummy Sabzi Gir Gayi Bed Pe.
    Punjabi Mom: Idhar Aa Kutteya, Tainu Roti Vi Nahi Khani Aaundi!
  • A boy proposed a girl:<br/>
`I love you.<br/>
I was in love with you from the first time I saw you. I can do anything for you. You are my first and last wish. You are everything for me. I wish we marry and live happily forever. Please don't say no to me. You are my life.`<br/>
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Girl: Veere! Mainu Angreji Nahi Aaundi!
    A boy proposed a girl:
    "I love you.
    I was in love with you from the first time I saw you. I can do anything for you. You are my first and last wish. You are everything for me. I wish we marry and live happily forever. Please don't say no to me. You are my life."
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    Girl: Veere! Mainu Angreji Nahi Aaundi!