|Me: Nobody tells me what to do.|
My Punjabi Mom: Main Shittar Bade Maarne Hai, So Ja Chup Kar Ke.
Me: Hanji Mummy, Saun Hi Laga Si!
|Be my Kaur'antine, I'll be your Social Distan Singh!|
|Villagers in Punjab are still wondering who the hell is Social Distan Singh?|
|Chhote Hunde Ghar Wale Kehnde Hunde Si 'Bahar Bau' Hai.|
Ajj Pata Laga Bahar Sachhi Bau Hai!
|Child to his Punjabi Mom: What's Social Distancing?|
Mom: Paraan Marr!
English: I told you so
English: Go to sleep
English: Come outside
English: One way
|Punjabis are incorrigible.|
They only see the first five letters of the word Cholesterol!
|Teacher: Your name and your homework, please.|
Punjabi Student: Nikita!
|Son: I hit a guy on road.|
Punjabi Mom ignores.
Son: Mummy Sabzi Gir Gayi Bed Pe.
Punjabi Mom: Idhar Aa Kutteya, Tainu Roti Vi Nahi Khani Aaundi!
|A boy proposed a girl:|
"I love you.
I was in love with you from the first time I saw you. I can do anything for you. You are my first and last wish. You are everything for me. I wish we marry and live happily forever. Please don't say no to me. You are my life."
Girl: Veere! Mainu Angreji Nahi Aaundi!