If you want your wife to be attentive to what you say, try talking in your sleep!
|If you aren't happy with your life, give it some time.|
No, things will not get better. You'll get used to it!
|There is probably something that you are naturally skilled at; but never realised and wasted so much potential!|
|My wife is so kind that she forgives me for all her mistakes!|
|Economics of elections.|
1. If Modi wins, buy mutual funds, good shares & govt bonds.
2. If Congress wins, buy land preferably agriculture land & take agriculture loans.
3. If 3rd front wins, sell everything, accumulate gold & wait for next elections within 1 year.
4. If there are chances of 2 elections within 2 years, better buy liquor stocks!
|Want to convert friends into enemies?|
Try discussing politics. If it fails, try religion!
|I'll never make fun of my wife for her weight.|
I made a promise to her that I'll be with her through thick and thin!
|Your strongest muscle and worst enemy is your mind. Train it well!|
|Your body at rest will continue to be at rest... until your wife notices and finds some work for you!|
|Result of those who studied 10th is out.|
Result of those who studied 12th is out.
Result of those who studied nothing will be out on 23rd May!