|According to scientists, your body sloughs all of your cells about every seven years.|
After looking in the mirror again, I'm not impressed with the makeover!
|Which occasion does Mr. Ambani hate the most?|
|I don't hate school.|
I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning!
|Husband: I need space.|
Wife: Join NASA!
|Vijay Mallya & Nirav Modi, both are in London.|
This is not surprising. Historically, England has always been home to people who loot India!
|Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars.|
Husband: That's true, wars require strategy and logic!
|Sometimes I wish that mosquitoes should suck fat instead of blood!|
|Patriotism in India is like 'Superman's Underwear'...|
You have to wear it outside and show it to everyone or else you are anti-national!
News Channels saying "Please don't spread rumours"!
|I would like to go on a diet, but I'm afraid my brain will get thinner and I will become narrow-minded.|
So I dropped the idea!