• According to scientists, your body sloughs all of your cells about every seven years.<br/>
After looking in the mirror again, I'm not impressed with the makeover!
    According to scientists, your body sloughs all of your cells about every seven years.
    After looking in the mirror again, I'm not impressed with the makeover!
  • Which occasion does Mr. Ambani hate the most?<br/>
Bhai Dues!
    Which occasion does Mr. Ambani hate the most?
    Bhai Dues!
  • I don't hate school.<br/>
I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning!
    I don't hate school.
    I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning!
  • Husband: I need space.<br/>
Wife: Join NASA!
    Husband: I need space.
    Wife: Join NASA!
  • Vijay Mallya & Nirav Modi, both are in London.<br/>
This is not surprising. Historically, England has always been home to people who loot India!
    Vijay Mallya & Nirav Modi, both are in London.
    This is not surprising. Historically, England has always been home to people who loot India!
  • Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars.<br/>
Husband: That's true, wars require strategy and logic!
    Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars.
    Husband: That's true, wars require strategy and logic!
  • Sometimes I wish that mosquitoes should suck fat instead of blood!
    Sometimes I wish that mosquitoes should suck fat instead of blood!
  • Patriotism in India is like 'Superman's Underwear'...<br/>
You have to wear it outside and show it to everyone or else you are anti-national!
    Patriotism in India is like 'Superman's Underwear'...
    You have to wear it outside and show it to everyone or else you are anti-national!
  • Irony:<br/>
News Channels saying `Please don't spread rumours`!
    Irony:
    News Channels saying "Please don't spread rumours"!
  • I would like to go on a diet, but I'm afraid my brain will get thinner and I will become narrow-minded.<br/>
So I dropped the idea!
    I would like to go on a diet, but I'm afraid my brain will get thinner and I will become narrow-minded.
    So I dropped the idea!