|Meghan Markle - the only woman in the world who married a prince and then made him a frog!|
|Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is it true?|
Husband: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers!
|My 3 wishes:|
1. To earn money without working.
2. To love without being hurt!
3. To eat without getting fat!
|You don't get a body like mine overnight. It takes years of moderate...|
alcoholism, neglect and numerous damaging beahviours!
|When your wife says "I can't even tell you how upset I am with you right now", just wait for 3 seconds.|
And here we go!
|I think my wife is trying to speak to me in French since morning. She is uttering words like...|
very difficult to understand!
|Don't base your decisions on the advice of those who won't have to deal with the results!|
|The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and say, "Now you are Super Angry!"|
Maybe she'll laugh.
Maybe you'll die!
|I have decided I'm going to avoid everything that makes me fat:|
|I blame all the marriage problems that I have on my wife, because of her poor choice in selecting a husband!|