|Marital Pro Tip:|
Struggling to get your wife's attention? Just sit on the sofa and look comfortable & happy. You'll get all the attention you want!
|If you have a developed an intimate psychological attachment towards your wife during the quarantine, it's called Stockholm Syndrome!|
|When you focus on the good - the good gets better!|
We all need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator!
|Today, be thankful and do remember how rich you are:|
Your family is priceless.
Your friends are rare pearls.
Your time is gold and your health is wealth!
|Slim people are very Badtameez,|
Kyonki Unke Paas 'Tummies' Naam Ki Cheez Nahi Hoti!
|Wife: What's that weird sound?|
Husband: It's the car seat belt alarm.
Wife: It's been beeping for 10 minutes now. How can you ignore such an annoying sound for so long?
Husband: All these years of marriage trained me to do so!
|One thing we need to learn from life is that getting UPSET will not help.|
Instead, getting UP to SET the things right will help!
Your immunity is your right.
Society' s immunity is your duty.
#coronavirus #lockdown #stayathome
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