|A husband is someone who carries the picture of his wife in the wallet where his money used to be!|
|I was born to be wild. But only until 6 PM. That's when I return home from work!|
|You want to lose weight and weight doesn't want to lose you.|
Some relationships are so complicated!
|Guaranteed things in life:|
3. My wife pulling the handle of the car door at the same time I try to unlock it!
|Why would I take up jogging or going to the gym when sitting is so much easier?|
|I woke up at 5 AM, ran 8 Km, had a green smoothie...|
and rest of the dream, I don't remember!
|Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood...|
So pancakes are more important than family!
Your wife won't start an argument with you if you're cleaning the house or doing the dishes!
|I'm worried, guys. My wife hasn't yet told me what my new year resolutions are!|
|Getting married is easy, staying married is hard. |
I asked my girlfriend, her husband drives her crazy!