|I don't know why people are against Nirmala Sitharaman.|
She has done nothing!
|ਮੈਂ ਨਿਰਗੁਣਿਆਰੇ ਕੋ ਗੁਣ ਨਾਹੀ ਆਪੇ ਤਰਸੁ ਪਇਓਈ।।|
I am unworthy. I have no worth or virtue at all.
O Lord! You have taken pity on me!
~ Guru Arjan Dev Ji: SGGSJI-1429
|Heaven and Hell are not geographical locations.|
It's our thoughts, actions and behaviours that create heaven or hell for us!
Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
|A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong!|
|After watching CSK's performance in this year's IPL, CSK Fans Soch Rahe Honge Ki Isse Achha Toh Iss Saal IPL Hota Hi Nahi!|
|My wife and I role play as a teacher & student on weekends.|
That's when she calls my mom and complains to her about my pathetic behavior during the week!
|Punjab assembly should be dissolved immediately and elections should be announced at the earliest so that we can also avail of the free Corona vaccine offer!|
|Jab Tak Dawai Nahi, Tab Tak Dhilai Nahi;|
Lekin Jahan Jahan Election Hain, Wahan Yeh Apply Nahi!
#COVID19 #Vaccine #BiharElections
|Issac Newton's laws are all faulty.|
For example, he said what goes up must come down, but my weight once goes up, never comes down!