|Okay Google, call my wife and tell her that I'll be late and won't be there for dinner.|
Google Assistant: Okay, will do.
Google Assistant: Next time, you talk to your wife yourself!
|Divorces would be a lot more awkward if the groom had to formally return the bride to the bride's father!|
|Eyebrows. The only thing you can get in shape without exercise!|
|Don't stress over people in your past. There's a reason why they didn't make it to your future!|
|It's so cold and windy outside I've just seen a politician with his hands in his own pockets!|
|Life will always try to make things difficult for you, but every time you overcome obstacles, you come out stronger!|
|Me in my 20s: Eats junk food, works out and loses 5 lbs in a week. |
Me in my 30s: Eats healthy, works out, gains love handles overnight.
|Life doesn't stop for anybody. People move on, they change and they let go, they grow and eventually they forget and pass on!|
|Dhoni's career is like an Ashutosh Gowarikar movie.|
You'll think that it is going to get over soon but then it won't!
|No matter how far you go in the wrong direction, there's always a chance to turn your life around!|