|Saaho Film Ne YouTube Ke Trailer Se Itne Paise Kama Liye, Kuchh Filmein Poore Lifetime Mein Kamati Hai!|
|Wife: Ugh I gained 3 kilos during vacation. What about you?|
Me while looking at scale showing I actually lost a kilo, I gained 4 kilos!
|Fast food is just less wait, but more weight!|
|It's now 7 months since I joined the gym and nothing has changed. Maybe it's time I go there personally and find out what's wrong!|
|BJP: Hamare Paas Modi Hai, Shah Hai, Gadkari Hai, Advani Hai, Joshi Hai, Naidu Hai, Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?|
Congress: Hamare Paas Maa Hai!
|Interestingly for the first time in six years nobody is demanding Modi's resignation...|
Actually they are scared that Amit Shah will become PM!
|You have to be 'ODD' to be number One!|
|In a latest development:|
Amit Shah has offered to mediate between the US and North Korea!
|These lines beautifully sum up the current developments:|
"WHEN THE ECONOMY GOES SOUTH, THE TROOPS GO NORTH!"
Article 370 will be repealed in J&K
Meanwhile Punjab's property dealers have started setting up their offices there!