• A husband is someone who carries the picture of his wife in the wallet where his money used to be!
    A husband is someone who carries the picture of his wife in the wallet where his money used to be!
  • I was born to be wild. But only until 6 PM. That's when I return home from work!
    I was born to be wild. But only until 6 PM. That's when I return home from work!
  • You want to lose weight and weight doesn't want to lose you.<br/>
Some relationships are so complicated!
    You want to lose weight and weight doesn't want to lose you.
    Some relationships are so complicated!
  • Guaranteed things in life:<br/>

1. Sunrise<br/>
2. Sunset<br/>
3. My wife pulling the handle of the car door at the same time I try to unlock it!
    Guaranteed things in life:
    1. Sunrise
    2. Sunset
    3. My wife pulling the handle of the car door at the same time I try to unlock it!
  • Why would I take up jogging or going to the gym when sitting is so much easier?
    Why would I take up jogging or going to the gym when sitting is so much easier?
  • I woke up at 5 AM, ran 8 Km, had a green smoothie...<br/>
and rest of the dream, I don't remember!
    I woke up at 5 AM, ran 8 Km, had a green smoothie...
    and rest of the dream, I don't remember!
  • Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood...<br/>
So pancakes are more important than family!
    Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood...
    So pancakes are more important than family!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
Your wife won't start an argument with you if you're cleaning the house or doing the dishes!
    Pro Tip:
    Your wife won't start an argument with you if you're cleaning the house or doing the dishes!
  • I'm worried, guys. My wife hasn't yet told me what my new year resolutions are!
    I'm worried, guys. My wife hasn't yet told me what my new year resolutions are!
  • Getting married is easy, staying married is hard. <br/>
I asked my girlfriend, her husband drives her crazy!
    Getting married is easy, staying married is hard.
    I asked my girlfriend, her husband drives her crazy!