• Okay Google, call my wife and tell her that I'll be late and won't be there for dinner.<br/>
Google Assistant: Okay, will do.<br/>
After Sometime...<br/><br/>

Google Assistant: Next time, you talk to your wife yourself!
    Okay Google, call my wife and tell her that I'll be late and won't be there for dinner.
    Google Assistant: Okay, will do.
    After Sometime...

    Google Assistant: Next time, you talk to your wife yourself!
  • Divorces would be a lot more awkward if the groom had to formally return the bride to the bride's father!
    Divorces would be a lot more awkward if the groom had to formally return the bride to the bride's father!
  • Eyebrows. The only thing you can get in shape without exercise!
    Eyebrows. The only thing you can get in shape without exercise!
  • Don't stress over people in your past. There's a reason why they didn't make it to your future!
    Don't stress over people in your past. There's a reason why they didn't make it to your future!
  • It's so cold and windy outside I've just seen a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
    It's so cold and windy outside I've just seen a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
  • Life will always try to make things difficult for you, but every time you overcome obstacles, you come out stronger!
    Life will always try to make things difficult for you, but every time you overcome obstacles, you come out stronger!
  • Me in my 20s: Eats junk food, works out and loses 5 lbs in a week. <br/>
Me in my 30s: Eats healthy, works out, gains love handles overnight.
    Me in my 20s: Eats junk food, works out and loses 5 lbs in a week.
    Me in my 30s: Eats healthy, works out, gains love handles overnight.
  • Life doesn't stop for anybody. People move on, they change and they let go, they grow and eventually they forget and pass on!
    Life doesn't stop for anybody. People move on, they change and they let go, they grow and eventually they forget and pass on!
  • Dhoni's career is like an Ashutosh Gowarikar movie.<br/>
You'll think that it is going to get over soon but then it won't!
    Dhoni's career is like an Ashutosh Gowarikar movie.
    You'll think that it is going to get over soon but then it won't!
  • No matter how far you go in the wrong direction, there's always a chance to turn your life around!
    No matter how far you go in the wrong direction, there's always a chance to turn your life around!