• Pro Tip:<br/>
If you want your wife to be attentive to what you say, try talking in your sleep!
    Pro Tip:
    If you want your wife to be attentive to what you say, try talking in your sleep!
  • If you aren't happy with your life, give it some time.<br/>
No, things will not get better. You'll get used to it!
    If you aren't happy with your life, give it some time.
    No, things will not get better. You'll get used to it!
  • There is probably something that you are naturally skilled at; but never realised and wasted so much potential!
    There is probably something that you are naturally skilled at; but never realised and wasted so much potential!
  • My wife is so kind that she forgives me for all her mistakes!
    My wife is so kind that she forgives me for all her mistakes!
  • Economics of elections.<br/><br/>

1. If Modi wins, buy mutual funds, good shares & govt bonds.<br/>
2. If Congress wins, buy land preferably agriculture land & take agriculture loans.<br/>
3. If 3rd front wins, sell everything, accumulate gold & wait for next elections within 1 year.<br/>
4. If there are chances of 2 elections within 2 years, better buy liquor stocks!
    Economics of elections.

    1. If Modi wins, buy mutual funds, good shares & govt bonds.
    2. If Congress wins, buy land preferably agriculture land & take agriculture loans.
    3. If 3rd front wins, sell everything, accumulate gold & wait for next elections within 1 year.
    4. If there are chances of 2 elections within 2 years, better buy liquor stocks!
  • Want to convert friends into enemies?<br/>
Try discussing politics. If it fails, try religion!
    Want to convert friends into enemies?
    Try discussing politics. If it fails, try religion!
  • I'll never make fun of my wife for her weight.<br/>
I made a promise to her that I'll be with her through thick and thin!
    I'll never make fun of my wife for her weight.
    I made a promise to her that I'll be with her through thick and thin!
  • Your strongest muscle and worst enemy is your mind. Train it well!
    Your strongest muscle and worst enemy is your mind. Train it well!
  • Your body at rest will continue to be at rest... until your wife notices and finds some work for you!
    Your body at rest will continue to be at rest... until your wife notices and finds some work for you!
  • Result of those who studied 10th is out.<br/>
Result of those who studied 12th is out.<br/>
Result of those who studied nothing will be out on 23rd May!
    Result of those who studied 10th is out.
    Result of those who studied 12th is out.
    Result of those who studied nothing will be out on 23rd May!