• Things that a man doesn't want to hear from his wife:<br/><br/>

1. Do I look fat?<br/>
2. Guess what day today is?<br/>
3. I'm fine<br/>
4. We need to talk
    Things that a man doesn't want to hear from his wife:

    1. Do I look fat?
    2. Guess what day today is?
    3. I'm fine
    4. We need to talk
  • At first, I thought I had COVID because I couldn't breathe.<br/>
Then I unbuttoned my pants and it was all OK!
    At first, I thought I had COVID because I couldn't breathe.
    Then I unbuttoned my pants and it was all OK!
  • I just told my wife `How could you forget what day today was` and then walked out of our bedroom and slammed the door.<br/>

Now that should give her a taste of her own medicine!
    I just told my wife `How could you forget what day today was` and then walked out of our bedroom and slammed the door.
    Now that should give her a taste of her own medicine!
  • In hell, husbands are tortured by making them go shopping with their wives at stores with no chairs!
    In hell, husbands are tortured by making them go shopping with their wives at stores with no chairs!
  • Not to brag, but I'm my wife's Alexa!
    Not to brag, but I'm my wife's Alexa!
  • I blame all the marriage problems I have on my wife.<br/>
It's because of her poor choice in selecting a husband!
    I blame all the marriage problems I have on my wife.
    It's because of her poor choice in selecting a husband!
  • My wife is like a cat. She looks cute and ignores me all day!
    My wife is like a cat. She looks cute and ignores me all day!
  • I stopped maintaining a diary after marriage.<br/>
My wife remembers everything that I have ever done!
    I stopped maintaining a diary after marriage.
    My wife remembers everything that I have ever done!
  • Pro-tip for husbands:<br/>

You should always share your honest opinion with your wife. Except about<br/>

1. Her haircut<br/>
2. Her weight gain<br/>
3. The new dress she bought
    Pro-tip for husbands:
    You should always share your honest opinion with your wife. Except about
    1. Her haircut
    2. Her weight gain
    3. The new dress she bought
  • ਗੁਰਿ ਕਹਿਆ ਜੋ ਹੋਇ ਸਭੁ ਪ੍ਰਭ ਤੇ।।<br/>
ਤਬ ਕਾੜਾ ਛੋਡਿ ਅਚਿੰਤ ਹਮ ਸੋਤੇ।।<br/><br/>

The Guru says that whatever happens is all by God's will.<br/>
So I have abandoned sadness and now I sleep without anxiety!<br/>
~ Guru Arjan Dev Ji: SGGS Ji: 1140
    ਗੁਰਿ ਕਹਿਆ ਜੋ ਹੋਇ ਸਭੁ ਪ੍ਰਭ ਤੇ।।
    ਤਬ ਕਾੜਾ ਛੋਡਿ ਅਚਿੰਤ ਹਮ ਸੋਤੇ।।

    The Guru says that whatever happens is all by God's will.
    So I have abandoned sadness and now I sleep without anxiety!
    ~ Guru Arjan Dev Ji: SGGS Ji: 1140