|Things that a man doesn't want to hear from his wife:|
1. Do I look fat?
2. Guess what day today is?
3. I'm fine
4. We need to talk
|At first, I thought I had COVID because I couldn't breathe.|
Then I unbuttoned my pants and it was all OK!
|I just told my wife `How could you forget what day today was` and then walked out of our bedroom and slammed the door.|
Now that should give her a taste of her own medicine!
|In hell, husbands are tortured by making them go shopping with their wives at stores with no chairs!|
|Not to brag, but I'm my wife's Alexa!|
|I blame all the marriage problems I have on my wife.|
It's because of her poor choice in selecting a husband!
|My wife is like a cat. She looks cute and ignores me all day!|
|I stopped maintaining a diary after marriage.|
My wife remembers everything that I have ever done!
|Pro-tip for husbands:|
You should always share your honest opinion with your wife. Except about
1. Her haircut
2. Her weight gain
3. The new dress she bought
|ਗੁਰਿ ਕਹਿਆ ਜੋ ਹੋਇ ਸਭੁ ਪ੍ਰਭ ਤੇ।।|
ਤਬ ਕਾੜਾ ਛੋਡਿ ਅਚਿੰਤ ਹਮ ਸੋਤੇ।।
The Guru says that whatever happens is all by God's will.
So I have abandoned sadness and now I sleep without anxiety!
~ Guru Arjan Dev Ji: SGGS Ji: 1140