|ਲਾਜ ਮਰੰਤੀ ਮਰਿ ਗਈ ਘੂਘਟੂ ਖੋਲਿ ਚਲੀ।।|
ਸਾਹੁ ਦਿਵਾਨੀ ਬਾਵਰੀ ਸਿਰ ਤੇ ਸੰਕ ਟਲੀ।।
My shyness and hesitation have died and gone, and I walk with my face unveiled. The confusion and doubt from my crazy mother-in-law has been removed from over my head.
~ Sri Guru Granth Sahib Ji: 929
|Silence is the most dangerous language.|
So if your wife is silent, boy, you're in trouble!
|Wife: I am angry with you.|
Me: Again or still?
|My wife told me that we've communication issues. So I sent her a text asking, " Why?" She didn't reply. So I made a Skype call & she didn't answer. Then I sent her 15 WhatsApp messages, which were delivered but not read.|
Finally, I had to go to the bedroom to talk to her. These women!
|Do you know what all these years of marriage comprehensively taught me?|
I AM ALWAYS WRONG!
|If I make my wife upset, she shouts a lot. But if I make her a little bit more upset, she gives me the silent treatment.|
So, it's worth that extra effort, right?
|Losing your spouse can be hard.|
But it's not impossible!
|India markets now totally decoupled from world markets.|
DOW FUT +300
DAX FUT +300
|At this point I would feel safer if the Cornovirus held a press conference to tell us how it's going to save us from the Government.|
|Is there any 'Online Course' available to understand "Covid Relief Package"!|