• ਲਾਜ ਮਰੰਤੀ ਮਰਿ ਗਈ ਘੂਘਟੂ ਖੋਲਿ ਚਲੀ।।<br/>
ਸਾਹੁ ਦਿਵਾਨੀ ਬਾਵਰੀ ਸਿਰ ਤੇ ਸੰਕ ਟਲੀ।।<br/><br/>

My shyness and hesitation have died and gone, and I walk with my face unveiled. The confusion and doubt from my crazy mother-in-law has been removed from over my head.
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~ Sri Guru Granth Sahib Ji: 929
    ਲਾਜ ਮਰੰਤੀ ਮਰਿ ਗਈ ਘੂਘਟੂ ਖੋਲਿ ਚਲੀ।।
    ਸਾਹੁ ਦਿਵਾਨੀ ਬਾਵਰੀ ਸਿਰ ਤੇ ਸੰਕ ਟਲੀ।।

    My shyness and hesitation have died and gone, and I walk with my face unveiled. The confusion and doubt from my crazy mother-in-law has been removed from over my head.
    ~ Sri Guru Granth Sahib Ji: 929
  • Silence is the most dangerous language.<br/>
So if your wife is silent, boy, you're in trouble!
    Silence is the most dangerous language.
    So if your wife is silent, boy, you're in trouble!
  • Wife: I am angry with you.<br/>
Me: Again or still?
    Wife: I am angry with you.
    Me: Again or still?
  • My wife told me that we've communication issues. So I sent her a text asking, ` Why?` She didn't reply. So I made a Skype call & she didn't answer. Then I sent her 15 WhatsApp messages, which were delivered but not read.<br/>
Finally, I had to go to the bedroom to talk to her. These women!
    My wife told me that we've communication issues. So I sent her a text asking, " Why?" She didn't reply. So I made a Skype call & she didn't answer. Then I sent her 15 WhatsApp messages, which were delivered but not read.
    Finally, I had to go to the bedroom to talk to her. These women!
  • Do you know what all these years of marriage comprehensively taught me?<br/>
I AM ALWAYS WRONG!
    Do you know what all these years of marriage comprehensively taught me?
    I AM ALWAYS WRONG!
  • If I make my wife upset, she shouts a lot. But if I make her a little bit more upset, she gives me the silent treatment.<br/>
So, it's worth that extra effort, right?
    If I make my wife upset, she shouts a lot. But if I make her a little bit more upset, she gives me the silent treatment.
    So, it's worth that extra effort, right?
  • Losing your spouse can be hard.<br/>
But it's not impossible!
    Losing your spouse can be hard.
    But it's not impossible!
  • India markets now totally decoupled from world markets.<br/>
DOW FUT +300<br/>
DAX FUT +300<br/>
NIKKIE +250<br/>
Hangsang +400<br/>
Nifty -300<br/>
#Atamnirbhar
    India markets now totally decoupled from world markets.
    DOW FUT +300
    DAX FUT +300
    NIKKIE +250
    Hangsang +400
    Nifty -300
    #Atamnirbhar
  • At this point I would feel safer if the Cornovirus held a press conference to tell us how it's going to save us from the Government.
    At this point I would feel safer if the Cornovirus held a press conference to tell us how it's going to save us from the Government.
  • Is there any 'Online Course' available to understand `Covid Relief Package`!
    Is there any 'Online Course' available to understand "Covid Relief Package"!