|At this point I would feel safer if the Cornovirus held a press conference to tell us how it's going to save us from the Government.|
|Is there any 'Online Course' available to understand "Covid Relief Package"!|
A man who does chores in his house is not helping his wife.
He is simply doing chores in his house!
|Corona didn't break the system;|
Corona exposed a broken system!
|Understanding is deeper than knowledge. There are many people who know you, but very few who understand you!|
|Scientists claim that the Big Bang was the loudest noise that has ever occurred in Earth's history. |
Those scientists have obviously never heard my wife shouting at me!
|The only difference in my life when I'm on a diet is instead of saying, `I ate nachos,` I say, `I accidentally ate nachos!"|
If your wife catches you looking at another woman, just tell her that you're glad she doesn't dress like that. Earn an extra point by complimenting her dress sense.
PS: It works only once!
|Next time when you're having an argument with your wife, just say "My mother was right about you" and walk away like a boss.|
PS: Please perform the above stunt at your own risk!
|My wife noticed that I wasn't listening to her as she was telling something important.|
As she was about to get angry, I told her that her hair looks great today. She was happy and started to talk about the new shampoo & conditioner that she bought online.
I deserve a medal!