• At this point I would feel safer if the Cornovirus held a press conference to tell us how it's going to save us from the Government.
    At this point I would feel safer if the Cornovirus held a press conference to tell us how it's going to save us from the Government.
  • Is there any 'Online Course' available to understand `Covid Relief Package`!
    Is there any 'Online Course' available to understand "Covid Relief Package"!
  • Logical Perspective:<br/>

A man who does chores in his house is not helping his wife.<br/>
He is simply doing chores in his house!
    Logical Perspective:
    A man who does chores in his house is not helping his wife.
    He is simply doing chores in his house!
  • Corona didn't break the system;<br/>
Corona exposed a broken system!
    Corona didn't break the system;
    Corona exposed a broken system!
  • Understanding is deeper than knowledge. There are many people who know you, but very few who understand you!
    Understanding is deeper than knowledge. There are many people who know you, but very few who understand you!
  • Scientists claim that the Big Bang was the loudest noise that has ever occurred in Earth's history.  <br/>
Those scientists have obviously never heard my wife shouting at me!
    Scientists claim that the Big Bang was the loudest noise that has ever occurred in Earth's history.
    Those scientists have obviously never heard my wife shouting at me!
  • The only difference in my life when I'm on a diet is instead of saying, `I ate nachos,` I say, `I accidentally ate nachos!`
    The only difference in my life when I'm on a diet is instead of saying, `I ate nachos,` I say, `I accidentally ate nachos!"
  • Pro tip:<br/>
If your wife catches you looking at another woman, just tell her that you're glad she doesn't dress like that. Earn an extra point by complimenting her dress sense.<br/>
PS: It works only once!
    Pro tip:
    If your wife catches you looking at another woman, just tell her that you're glad she doesn't dress like that. Earn an extra point by complimenting her dress sense.
    PS: It works only once!
  • Next time when you're having an argument with your wife, just say `My mother was right about you` and walk away like a boss.<br/>

PS: Please perform the above stunt at your own risk!
    Next time when you're having an argument with your wife, just say "My mother was right about you" and walk away like a boss.
    PS: Please perform the above stunt at your own risk!
  • My wife noticed that I wasn't listening to her as she was telling something important.<br/>
As she was about to get angry, I told her that her hair looks great today. She was happy and started to talk about the new shampoo & conditioner that she bought online.<br/>
I deserve a medal!
    My wife noticed that I wasn't listening to her as she was telling something important.
    As she was about to get angry, I told her that her hair looks great today. She was happy and started to talk about the new shampoo & conditioner that she bought online.
    I deserve a medal!