• I don't hate school.<br/>
I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning!
    I don't hate school.
    I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning!
  • Husband: I need space.<br/>
Wife: Join NASA!
    Husband: I need space.
    Wife: Join NASA!
  • Vijay Mallya & Nirav Modi, both are in London.<br/>
This is not surprising. Historically, England has always been home to people who loot India!
    Vijay Mallya & Nirav Modi, both are in London.
    This is not surprising. Historically, England has always been home to people who loot India!
  • Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars.<br/>
Husband: That's true, wars require strategy and logic!
    Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars.
    Husband: That's true, wars require strategy and logic!
  • Sometimes I wish that mosquitoes should suck fat instead of blood!
    Sometimes I wish that mosquitoes should suck fat instead of blood!
  • Patriotism in India is like 'Superman's Underwear'...<br/>
You have to wear it outside and show it to everyone or else you are anti-national!
    Patriotism in India is like 'Superman's Underwear'...
    You have to wear it outside and show it to everyone or else you are anti-national!
  • Irony:<br/>
News Channels saying `Please don't spread rumours`!
    Irony:
    News Channels saying "Please don't spread rumours"!
  • I would like to go on a diet, but I'm afraid my brain will get thinner and I will become narrow-minded.<br/>
So I dropped the idea!
    I would like to go on a diet, but I'm afraid my brain will get thinner and I will become narrow-minded.
    So I dropped the idea!
  • Telling people I'm on a diet to prepare for a movie role because that sounds way better than `my wife is not letting me eat burgers`!
    Telling people I'm on a diet to prepare for a movie role because that sounds way better than "my wife is not letting me eat burgers"!
  • People are not happy with the security arrangement at the Kumbh Mela.<br/>
One person lost his wife thrice, and the organizers got her back all three times!
    People are not happy with the security arrangement at the Kumbh Mela.
    One person lost his wife thrice, and the organizers got her back all three times!