• On the lighter note:<br/>

One of my foreigner friends asked me: Why Pakistan's Prime Minister is so calm but yours' so aggressive?<br/>
Me: That's the difference between 3 times married man and a bachelor!
    On the lighter note:
    One of my foreigner friends asked me: Why Pakistan's Prime Minister is so calm but yours' so aggressive?
    Me: That's the difference between 3 times married man and a bachelor!
  • What is the craziest thing you've done for Chai?<br/>
WC Abhinandan: Ek Baar LoC Cross Kar Ke Pakistan Ka Fighter Jet Girakar Unhi Ke Yaha Chai Pee Kar Aaya Tha!
    What is the craziest thing you've done for Chai?
    WC Abhinandan: Ek Baar LoC Cross Kar Ke Pakistan Ka Fighter Jet Girakar Unhi Ke Yaha Chai Pee Kar Aaya Tha!
  • Wife: It's our wedding anniversary in a week, darling. How do you think we should celebrate?<br/>
Husband: With a minute of silence!
    Wife: It's our wedding anniversary in a week, darling. How do you think we should celebrate?
    Husband: With a minute of silence!
  • The only thing in the world, a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law agree upon is that her husband and her son respectively should have married someone else!
    The only thing in the world, a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law agree upon is that her husband and her son respectively should have married someone else!
  • I have started losing my winter fat.<br/>
And now I'll have spring rolls!
    I have started losing my winter fat.
    And now I'll have spring rolls!
  • Those who celebrate war will not participate in the war, those who participate in the war, will never celebrate war!
    Those who celebrate war will not participate in the war, those who participate in the war, will never celebrate war!
  • Surgical Strike is like a Piles operation.<br/>
The doctor tells everyone it was successful but the patient wants to keep it a secret!
    Surgical Strike is like a Piles operation.
    The doctor tells everyone it was successful but the patient wants to keep it a secret!
  • People keep saying the India-Pakistan conflict is more dangerous now because both have nukes.<br/>
But other new weapons greatly increase the risk: Twitter, Facebook, WhatsApp... and hyper-nationalistic TV networks!
    People keep saying the India-Pakistan conflict is more dangerous now because both have nukes.
    But other new weapons greatly increase the risk: Twitter, Facebook, WhatsApp... and hyper-nationalistic TV networks!
  • In America, people look one way before crossing a one-way street. <br/>
In India, people look both ways while crossing a one-way street.<br/>
In Pakistan, people have to look up too, to be safe from air strikes!
    In America, people look one way before crossing a one-way street.
    In India, people look both ways while crossing a one-way street.
    In Pakistan, people have to look up too, to be safe from air strikes!
  • PA: Sir Bajwa Aaye Hain.<br/>
Imran Khan: Haan Andar Bhejo Jaldi Qamar Javed Bajwa Ko.<br/>
PA: Nahi Sir Hum India Walon Se Bajwa Aaye Hain!
    PA: Sir Bajwa Aaye Hain.
    Imran Khan: Haan Andar Bhejo Jaldi Qamar Javed Bajwa Ko.
    PA: Nahi Sir Hum India Walon Se Bajwa Aaye Hain!