|On the lighter note:|
One of my foreigner friends asked me: Why Pakistan's Prime Minister is so calm but yours' so aggressive?
Me: That's the difference between 3 times married man and a bachelor!
|What is the craziest thing you've done for Chai?|
WC Abhinandan: Ek Baar LoC Cross Kar Ke Pakistan Ka Fighter Jet Girakar Unhi Ke Yaha Chai Pee Kar Aaya Tha!
|Wife: It's our wedding anniversary in a week, darling. How do you think we should celebrate?|
Husband: With a minute of silence!
|The only thing in the world, a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law agree upon is that her husband and her son respectively should have married someone else!|
|I have started losing my winter fat.|
And now I'll have spring rolls!
|Those who celebrate war will not participate in the war, those who participate in the war, will never celebrate war!|
|Surgical Strike is like a Piles operation.|
The doctor tells everyone it was successful but the patient wants to keep it a secret!
|People keep saying the India-Pakistan conflict is more dangerous now because both have nukes.|
But other new weapons greatly increase the risk: Twitter, Facebook, WhatsApp... and hyper-nationalistic TV networks!
|In America, people look one way before crossing a one-way street. |
In India, people look both ways while crossing a one-way street.
In Pakistan, people have to look up too, to be safe from air strikes!
|PA: Sir Bajwa Aaye Hain.|
Imran Khan: Haan Andar Bhejo Jaldi Qamar Javed Bajwa Ko.
PA: Nahi Sir Hum India Walon Se Bajwa Aaye Hain!