• Brains are awesome...<br/>
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I wish everyone had one!
    Brains are awesome...
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    I wish everyone had one!
  • Its hard to find a good friend who is <br/>
90% funny <br/>
95% sexy<br/>
100% perfect...<br/>
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So, whatever you do just don't lose me!
    Its hard to find a good friend who is
    90% funny
    95% sexy
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    So, whatever you do just don't lose me!
  • WARNING WARNING WARNING <br />

Please forward this warning to everyone on your friends list. If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to warm weather and asks you to take off your clothes and dance around with your arms up.<br />

DO NOT DO THIS!! THIS IS A SCAM!!! They only want to see you dance naked. I wish I'd got this yesterday... I feel so stupid!
    WARNING WARNING WARNING
    Please forward this warning to everyone on your friends list. If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to warm weather and asks you to take off your clothes and dance around with your arms up.
    DO NOT DO THIS!! THIS IS A SCAM!!! They only want to see you dance naked. I wish I'd got this yesterday... I feel so stupid!
  • You are Ultimate,<br/>
You are Lovely,<br/>
You are Likable,<br/>
You are Unique,<br/>
In short, you are ULLU!
    You are Ultimate,
    You are Lovely,
    You are Likable,
    You are Unique,
    In short, you are ULLU!
  • Simply innocent eyes;
An affable personality;<br/>
That infectious smile;
Almost perfect gait.<br/>
In short - absolutely gorgeous.<br/>
That's enough about me.<br/>
How about you?
    Simply innocent eyes; An affable personality;
    That infectious smile; Almost perfect gait.
    In short - absolutely gorgeous.
    That's enough about me.
    How about you?
  • Nice people are like wind.<br/>

You can only feel their presence and sincerity.<br/>

Don't look here and there to find them.<br/>

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Just look at the name of sender!
    Nice people are like wind.
    You can only feel their presence and sincerity.
    Don't look here and there to find them.
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    Just look at the name of sender!
  • Think of any of the below numbers:<br />
100<br />
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Now get my phone charged for the amount you thought. Then I shall tell you, how much balance did I get.<br />
Don't laugh it off, hurry up!
    Think of any of the below numbers:
    100
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    Now get my phone charged for the amount you thought. Then I shall tell you, how much balance did I get.
    Don't laugh it off, hurry up!
  • My love for you has no boundaries, even to hell I follow you!
    My love for you has no boundaries, even to hell I follow you!
  • Friends are like mirrors as they are our reflections.<br />
You're damn lucky as I am quite good looking!
    Friends are like mirrors as they are our reflections.
    You're damn lucky as I am quite good looking!
  • If some day I praise you for your:<br />
1. Good looks<br />
2. Nature<br />
3. Style or<br />
4. Attitude<br />
Please don't believe me, as I might be drunk!
    If some day I praise you for your:
    1. Good looks
    2. Nature
    3. Style or
    4. Attitude
    Please don't believe me, as I might be drunk!