|Person: Rajinikanth ji, total how many jokes have been made on you?|
Rajinikanth: Only 2-3 jokes.
Person: 2-3 jokes?
Rajnikanth: Enna Rascala! Rest all are facts!
Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages!
|12-12-12. Rajinikanth turns 62 today.|
Happy Rajinikanth to you!
|Once Rajinikanth went to McDonald's. He ordered a Dosa but McDonald's refused. Since that day, Ronald McDonald sits outside his own restaurant!|
You're really great. You hugged a 'Chaiwala' and now he's our PM!
|Rajinikanth is getting goose bumps. He reportedly watched the trailer of "The Messenger of God" aka MSG. Now he knows, he is not irreplaceable!|
|There used to be a street named after Rajinikanth... but it was changed because nobody crosses Rajinikanth and lives!|
|Rajinikanth is remaking Titanic with some changes,|
In the end he doesn't die but swims across the ocean with heroine in 1 hand and titanic in the other hand.
|"Arctic Ocean has started receding"|
Rumours are Rajini Sir has accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge!
|New Incredible India commercial:|