• Banta: What do men and beer bottles have in common?<br/>
Santa: They are both empty from the neck up!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What do men and beer bottles have in common?
    Santa: They are both empty from the neck up!
  • Jeeto saw beer bottles in the fridge and asked Santa, `What is this for?`<br/>
Santa: I'm freezing the properties of Vijay Mallya!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto saw beer bottles in the fridge and asked Santa, "What is this for?"
    Santa: I'm freezing the properties of Vijay Mallya!
  • One of Santa's unmarried friends asked Santa, `How is to be as a husband?`<br/>
Santa: Put your GPS on full volume for your daily commute and follow the instructions, you will get to know how is it to be!Upload to Facebook
    One of Santa's unmarried friends asked Santa, "How is to be as a husband?"
    Santa: Put your GPS on full volume for your daily commute and follow the instructions, you will get to know how is it to be!
  • Banta: I am really looking for some adventure?<br/>
Santa: Then go visit your in-laws!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: I am really looking for some adventure?
    Santa: Then go visit your in-laws!
  • Santa: A Police car brought me home drunk last night and...<br/>
Banta: And?<br/>
Santa: And I have no idea where I stole it from!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: A Police car brought me home drunk last night and...
    Banta: And?
    Santa: And I have no idea where I stole it from!
  • Santa: Look at this, my wife sent me a blank text.<br/>
Banta: But why would she do that?<br/>
Santa: Because she is not talking to me!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Look at this, my wife sent me a blank text.
    Banta: But why would she do that?
    Santa: Because she is not talking to me!
  • Santa to his friend's son, `So what do you do?`<br/>
Friend's son: Uncle, I'm a naval surgeon?<br/>
Santa: My, how you doctors specialize!Upload to Facebook
    Santa to his friend's son, "So what do you do?"
    Friend's son: Uncle, I'm a naval surgeon?
    Santa: My, how you doctors specialize!
  • Banta: How to lose an argument with a woman?<br/>
Santa: Try to argue with her!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: How to lose an argument with a woman?
    Santa: Try to argue with her!
  • Banta: What are you planning to do today?<br/>
Santa: Nothing.<br/>
Banta: Isn't that what you did yesterday?<br/>
Santa: I haven't finished!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What are you planning to do today?
    Santa: Nothing.
    Banta: Isn't that what you did yesterday?
    Santa: I haven't finished!
  • Banta: What's your idea of a balanced diet?<br/>
Santa: Beer in each hand!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What's your idea of a balanced diet?
    Santa: Beer in each hand!
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