• <b>Charlie Chaplin -</b> I love walking in the rain so that nobody can see my tears.<br/>

<b>Shahrukh Khan -</b> I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see me smoking.<br/>

<b>Santa -</b> I love walking in any season because petrol is now ₹82 per litre!Upload to Facebook
    Charlie Chaplin - I love walking in the rain so that nobody can see my tears.
    Shahrukh Khan - I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see me smoking.
    Santa - I love walking in any season because petrol is now ₹82 per litre!
  • Banta: Modi Ji Ne Kaha, Unhone Chaai Bechte Bechte Hindi Seekh Li.<br/>
Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai Ji, Kaun si Badi Baat Hai? Kaafi Log Daaru Peete Peete Angreji Seekh Gaye! Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Modi Ji Ne Kaha, Unhone Chaai Bechte Bechte Hindi Seekh Li.
    Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai Ji, Kaun si Badi Baat Hai? Kaafi Log Daaru Peete Peete Angreji Seekh Gaye!
  • Banta: What does a woman make best for dinner?<br/>
Santa: Reservations!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What does a woman make best for dinner?
    Santa: Reservations!
  • Banta: Tum Ne iPhoneX Liya Hai?<br/>
Santa: Nahi... Jis Se Baat Karni Hoti Hai, Uber Leke Uske Ghar Chala Jata Hun, Baat Kar Aata Hun, Sasta Padta Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Tum Ne iPhoneX Liya Hai?
    Santa: Nahi... Jis Se Baat Karni Hoti Hai, Uber Leke Uske Ghar Chala Jata Hun, Baat Kar Aata Hun, Sasta Padta Hai!
  • Santa: Do you know why girls love to go Goa?<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: Because they love beaching around!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Do you know why girls love to go Goa?
    Banta: Why?
    Santa: Because they love beaching around!
  • Santa: My doctor advised me to give up playing the drums.<br/>
Banta: That seems to be a weird advice coming from a doctor.<br/>
Santa: Actually he lives in the apartment below!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: My doctor advised me to give up playing the drums.
    Banta: That seems to be a weird advice coming from a doctor.
    Santa: Actually he lives in the apartment below!
  • Banta: Can you define Mother-in-Law?<br/>
Santa: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Can you define Mother-in-Law?
    Santa: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers!
  • Banta: Does the water always come through the roof like that?<br/>
Santa: No, only when it rains!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Does the water always come through the roof like that?
    Santa: No, only when it rains!
  • Banta: Why is it called 'Gross' salary?<br/>
Santa: You should see my salary to know why they call it 'Gross' salary!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Why is it called 'Gross' salary?
    Santa: You should see my salary to know why they call it 'Gross' salary!
  • Jeeto: I'm looking forward to my fortieth birthday.<br/>
Santa: But you're looking in the wrong direction.Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: I'm looking forward to my fortieth birthday.
    Santa: But you're looking in the wrong direction.
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