|Boss: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters?|
Santa: After 3 quarters I don't care about anything, I just do 'Nagin Dance'!
|Santa went to a wish well with his wife Jeeto.|
Santa bent down, threw a coin and made a wish.
Jeeto bent down a little more and fell into the well.
Santa shouted, "O Teri... It works!"
|Banta: Jo Log Hamesha Office Mein Overtime Karte Hain, Kya Woh Sabse Mehnati Hai?|
Santa: Nahi, Ya Toh Woh Biwi Se Tang Hain Ya Woh Office Mein Kisi Ke Sang Hain!
|Banta: Why women can not drive well?|
Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!
|Banta: Why women love shoes?|
Santa: Because no matter how much and whatever they eat, the shoes always fit!
|After knee surgery Doctor advised Santa, "For a few days you will have to use a walker."|
Santa: No problem Doctor. Will 'Johnny Walker' be okay?
|Pappu's teacher sent a letter to his father:|
Your son, Pappu doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.
Pappu is not a rose, Don't smell him, try to teach him!
|Jeeto: Ye Aap Ki Shirt Per Lipstick Ka Nishaan Kahan Se Aaya?|
Santa: Mein Khud Pareshan Hu Nishan Dekh Kar. Maine Toh Uss Waqt Shirt Utari Hui Thi...
|Santa to Pappu: Exam Mein Tu Paas Ho Ya Fail, Tujhe Bike Zaroor Dilayenge!|
Pappu: Oh Thank You Dad!
Santa: Pass Hua Toh 'Bullet' College Jaane Ke Liye Aur Agar Fail Hua Toh 'Rajdoot', Doodh Bechne Ke Liye!
|Fakir: Aee Husn Ki Malika Andhe Ko 5 Rupaye De De!|
Santa: De De, Bechara Sach Mein Hi Andha Lag Raha Hai...!!!