• Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?<br/>
Santa: It's obvious because the valets will remember where the car was parkedUpload to Facebook
    Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?
    Santa: It's obvious because the valets will remember where the car was parked
  • Banta: What is the worst fear a man can face?<br/>
Santa: Leaving his mobile phone home!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What is the worst fear a man can face?
    Santa: Leaving his mobile phone home!
  • Santa: Why do women always ask questions starting with 'W'?<br/>
Jeeto: What, Who, Where, When, Why?Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Why do women always ask questions starting with 'W'?
    Jeeto: What, Who, Where, When, Why?
  • Santa: Come like a racer, sit like a yogi, & go like a king.<br/>
Banta: Was that about life?<br/>
Santa: No, this was written on a toilet door!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Come like a racer, sit like a yogi, & go like a king.
    Banta: Was that about life?
    Santa: No, this was written on a toilet door!
  • Santa: I like to show my wife who's boss in our house.<br/>
Banta: Wow! But How?<br/>
Santa: By holding a mirror up to her face!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: I like to show my wife who's boss in our house.
    Banta: Wow! But How?
    Santa: By holding a mirror up to her face!
  • Banta: What is a mixed feeling?<br/>
Santa: When you see your mother-in-law reversing your new car off a cliff?Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What is a mixed feeling?
    Santa: When you see your mother-in-law reversing your new car off a cliff?
  • Banta: What do women and fire engines have in common?<br/>
Santa: When they are around, everybody knows!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What do women and fire engines have in common?
    Santa: When they are around, everybody knows!
  • Banta: How did you find that doctor was fake?<br/>
Santa: Because he had a good handwriting!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: How did you find that doctor was fake?
    Santa: Because he had a good handwriting!
  • Pappu: Dad, what is it like to be married?<br/>
Santa: Delete every song from your iPod except one and listen to it everyday!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Dad, what is it like to be married?
    Santa: Delete every song from your iPod except one and listen to it everyday!
  • Pappu: Dad, how does it feel having an awesome son?<br/>
Santa: I don't know, ask your Grandpa!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Dad, how does it feel having an awesome son?
    Santa: I don't know, ask your Grandpa!
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