• Banta: They say time is a great healer.<br/>
Santa: That's probably why when you go to the doctors surgery they keep you waiting so long!
    Banta: They say time is a great healer.
    Santa: That's probably why when you go to the doctors surgery they keep you waiting so long!
  • Jeeto: Why do you talk so much in your sleep?<br/>
Santa: It's the only time you don't correct me.<br/>
Jeeto: I never correct you.<br/>
Santa is stunned!
    Jeeto: Why do you talk so much in your sleep?
    Santa: It's the only time you don't correct me.
    Jeeto: I never correct you.
    Santa is stunned!
  • Santa had 3 trays in his office for files:<br/>
IN, OUT & LBW.<br/>
Someone asked, `What is this LBW for?`<br/>
Santa: Let this Bloody Wait!
    Santa had 3 trays in his office for files:
    IN, OUT & LBW.
    Someone asked, "What is this LBW for?"
    Santa: Let this Bloody Wait!
  • Santa: Do you know how introverts spend their vacations?<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: Staying home away from home!
    Santa: Do you know how introverts spend their vacations?
    Banta: How?
    Santa: Staying home away from home!
  • Banta: Why did you join social media?<br/>
Santa: I wanted to disappoint more than one person at a time!
    Banta: Why did you join social media?
    Santa: I wanted to disappoint more than one person at a time!
  • Santa: Do you know what is the scariest thing to read in braille?<br/>
Banta: What?<br/>
Santa: Do not touch!
    Santa: Do you know what is the scariest thing to read in braille?
    Banta: What?
    Santa: Do not touch!
  • Banta: Your skin looks so clear, what's the secret?<br/>
Santa: Nothing bro, just take a picture on Snapchat and swipe to the left, skin go from burnt Roti to smooth Rasgulla real quick!
    Banta: Your skin looks so clear, what's the secret?
    Santa: Nothing bro, just take a picture on Snapchat and swipe to the left, skin go from burnt Roti to smooth Rasgulla real quick!
  • Santa: There are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for people.<br/>
Banta: Which word?<br/>
Santa: Push and Pull!
    Santa: There are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for people.
    Banta: Which word?
    Santa: Push and Pull!
  • Banta: Why does your nose grow in the middle of your face?<br/>
Santa: Because it's the scenter!
    Banta: Why does your nose grow in the middle of your face?
    Santa: Because it's the scenter!
  • Banta: What kind of tea is hard to swallow?<br/>
Santa: Reality!
    Banta: What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
    Santa: Reality!