|Santa was sitting alone in a coffee shop. A beautiful lady came and asked, "If you don't mind, can I sit here?"|
Santa: Because I have mind!
|Santa: I'm either gonna have to get new pets or new girlfriends.|
Santa: I'm running out of passwords!
|Santa: This report card should be underwater!|
Pappu: Because It's so wet?
Santa: No, because it's below 'C' level!
|Santa: I need salary increment. 3 other companies are after me.|
Boss: Really, which 3?
Santa: Electricity, Mobile and Credit Card!
|Santa: Some people tell me to be myself.|
Banta: Yeah, it's good for self-esteem.
Santa: But I always get in trouble when I do!
|Banta: You know, this hotel has a complimentary turn down service.|
Santa: So does my wife!
|Santa: Just fancy, my wife even takes my shoes off with her own hands.|
Banta: When you come in at night?
Santa: No, when I want to go out!
|Jeeto: Before we were married, you said mother could stay with us whenever she pleased.|
Santa: Yes, but she hasn't pleased yet!
|Insurance Agent: Now that you are married I suppose you will take out an insurance policy?|
Santa: Oh, no! I don't think she's going to be dangerous!
|Santa: Why did the chicken cross the road?|
Santa: It was escaping from "Kake Da Dhaba"!