• Santa: I have dropped 4 lbs in 3 months just from not drinking beer.<br/>
Banta: Has it been tough, to cut out beer?<br/>
Santa: Not really, I just replaced it with Vodka!
    Santa: I have dropped 4 lbs in 3 months just from not drinking beer.
    Banta: Has it been tough, to cut out beer?
    Santa: Not really, I just replaced it with Vodka!
  • Banta: When do women enjoy cooking?<br/>
Santa: When someone else is doing it for them!
    Banta: When do women enjoy cooking?
    Santa: When someone else is doing it for them!
  • Pappu: Dad? Can you put my shoes on?<br/>
Santa: No, they wouldn't fit!
    Pappu: Dad? Can you put my shoes on?
    Santa: No, they wouldn't fit!
  • Santa: Why are you so tense?<br/>
Banta: I am gaining a lot of weight.<br/>
Santa: If you are afraid of gaining weight, take 90 ml of whiskey before every meal.<br/>
Banta: Will it help in reducing weight?<br/>
Santa: No... this would reduce fear!
    Santa: Why are you so tense?
    Banta: I am gaining a lot of weight.
    Santa: If you are afraid of gaining weight, take 90 ml of whiskey before every meal.
    Banta: Will it help in reducing weight?
    Santa: No... this would reduce fear!
  • Santa: Why are you so sad?<br/>
Banta: I bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today. <br/>
Santa: So?<br/>
Banta: I sprayed it all over myself, I still can't fly!
    Santa: Why are you so sad?
    Banta: I bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today.
    Santa: So?
    Banta: I sprayed it all over myself, I still can't fly!
  • Santa: Can I open a joint account?<br/>
Banker: Yes sure, but with who?<br/>
Santa: Anyone rich!
    Santa: Can I open a joint account?
    Banker: Yes sure, but with who?
    Santa: Anyone rich!
  • Banta: Wise men are always in doubt. Only idiots are sure of their case.<br/>
Santa: Are you sure of that?<br/>
Banta: Yes, absolutely!
    Banta: Wise men are always in doubt. Only idiots are sure of their case.
    Santa: Are you sure of that?
    Banta: Yes, absolutely!
  • Banta: Why are you so happy?<br/>
Santa: You know I started dieting and now I have removed all the bad food from my home.<br/>
Banta: Really?<br/>
Santa: I know it's difficult but it was delicious!
    Banta: Why are you so happy?
    Santa: You know I started dieting and now I have removed all the bad food from my home.
    Banta: Really?
    Santa: I know it's difficult but it was delicious!
  • Banta: What is the secret to eternal happiness?<br/>
Santa: To not argue with fools.<br/>
Banta: I disagree.<br/>
Santa: Yes, you are right!
    Banta: What is the secret to eternal happiness?
    Santa: To not argue with fools.
    Banta: I disagree.
    Santa: Yes, you are right!
  • Jeeto: You are useless.<br/>
Pappu: Dad, am I useless?<br/>
Santa: No, you are not useless. I can still use you as an example of Useless!
    Jeeto: You are useless.
    Pappu: Dad, am I useless?
    Santa: No, you are not useless. I can still use you as an example of Useless!