• Banta: You have started forgetting things, why don't you keep a diary?<br/>
Santa: No, I don't need to maintain a diary. My wife remembers everything I've ever done!
    Banta: You have started forgetting things, why don't you keep a diary?
    Santa: No, I don't need to maintain a diary. My wife remembers everything I've ever done!
  • Santa: Weather is like my wife these days.<br/>
Banta: Oh such beautiful thought.<br/>
Santa: No, not beautiful but unpredictable!
    Santa: Weather is like my wife these days.
    Banta: Oh such beautiful thought.
    Santa: No, not beautiful but unpredictable!
  • Santa: I need a gift for my wife's birthday.<br/>
Jewellery salesman: Is it a surprise?<br/>
Santa: No, she knows that today is her birthday!
    Santa: I need a gift for my wife's birthday.
    Jewellery salesman: Is it a surprise?
    Santa: No, she knows that today is her birthday!
  • Banta: Modi Ji Ne Kaha, Unhone Chaai Bechte Bechte Hindi Seekh Li.<br/>
Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai. Lockdown Mein Bahut Log Khana Banana, Bartan Saaf Karna Seekh Gaye!
    Banta: Modi Ji Ne Kaha, Unhone Chaai Bechte Bechte Hindi Seekh Li.
    Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai. Lockdown Mein Bahut Log Khana Banana, Bartan Saaf Karna Seekh Gaye!
  • Jeeto: Whenever I ask you something, why do you always ask me a question back?<br/>
Santa: When did I do that?
    Jeeto: Whenever I ask you something, why do you always ask me a question back?
    Santa: When did I do that?
  • Banta: I rushed to the mall today.<br/>
Santa: Why so?<br/>
Banta: To catch a glimpse but it turned out that `all women's clothes are 75% off` is not exactly what I thought!
    Banta: I rushed to the mall today.
    Santa: Why so?
    Banta: To catch a glimpse but it turned out that "all women's clothes are 75% off" is not exactly what I thought!
  • Pappu: Inspite of being well-educated, why are you putting your thumb impression, instead of signing on my report card?<br/>
Santa: You Idiot, after looking at your marks, the teacher should not think that I am educated at all!
    Pappu: Inspite of being well-educated, why are you putting your thumb impression, instead of signing on my report card?
    Santa: You Idiot, after looking at your marks, the teacher should not think that I am educated at all!
  • Jeeto: I am not talking to you.<br/>
Santa: OK.<br/>
Jeeto: Don't you want to know the reason?<br/>
Santa: No, I respect and trust your decision!
    Jeeto: I am not talking to you.
    Santa: OK.
    Jeeto: Don't you want to know the reason?
    Santa: No, I respect and trust your decision!
  • Police: You didn't see the red light?<br/>
Santa: I saw.<br/>
Police: Then why didn't you stop?<br/>
Santa: I didn't see you!
    Police: You didn't see the red light?
    Santa: I saw.
    Police: Then why didn't you stop?
    Santa: I didn't see you!
  • Banta: Hello doctor, I swallowed a fishbone.<br/>
Doctor: Are you choking?<br/>
Banta: No doctor, I'm serious!
    Banta: Hello doctor, I swallowed a fishbone.
    Doctor: Are you choking?
    Banta: No doctor, I'm serious!