|Santa: Why did the chicken cross the road?|
Santa: It was escaping from "Kake Da Dhaba"!
|Banta: A girl said, "I love you" to me.|
Santa: What did you say?
Banta: I said, we are so similar. Even "I love me"!
|Santa: What's green and has wheels?|
Banta: Ummm! Don't know.
Santa: Grass, I lied about the wheels!
|Santa's romantic Valentine's Day poem for his wife, Jeeto:|
Roses are Laal, Violets are Neele;
You've made the Daal now wash the Pateele!
|Banta: 14th February Ko Kya Hai?|
Santa: Tere Paas Girlfriend Hai?
Banta: Nahi Toh!
Santa: To Phir Hanuman Jayanti Hai!
Happy Valentine's Day!
|Jeeto: You have changed after marriage.|
Santa: I had told you before marriage that I'm not interested in married women!
|Banta: What do you mean by telling everyone I am deaf and dumb?|
Santa: That's not true. I never said you were deaf!
|Banta: Why is your wife shouting at you?|
Santa: Instead of posting her photo on Facebook, by mistake I uploaded it on OLX!
|Santa: LG has brought out these new refrigerators with Wi-Fi. WTF?|
Banta: That's cool!
Santa: Yeah like my chicken and eggs want to watch YouTube videos!
|Santa: If marriages are made in heaven, than what is made in Hell?|
Banta: The days after marriage!