|Banta: What is the worst fear a man can face?|
Santa: Leaving his mobile phone home!
|Santa: Why do women always ask questions starting with 'W'?|
Jeeto: What, Who, Where, When, Why?
|Santa: Come like a racer, sit like a yogi, & go like a king.|
Banta: Was that about life?
Santa: No, this was written on a toilet door!
|Santa: I like to show my wife who's boss in our house.|
Banta: Wow! But How?
Santa: By holding a mirror up to her face!
|Banta: What is a mixed feeling?|
Santa: When you see your mother-in-law reversing your new car off a cliff?
|Banta: What do women and fire engines have in common?|
Santa: When they are around, everybody knows!
|Banta: How did you find that doctor was fake?|
Santa: Because he had a good handwriting!
|Pappu: Dad, what is it like to be married?|
Santa: Delete every song from your iPod except one and listen to it everyday!
|Pappu: Dad, how does it feel having an awesome son?|
Santa: I don't know, ask your Grandpa!
|Doctor: You have acute appendicitis.|
Santa: Oh thank you... and you have a cute face!