|Santa: Do you know that Real Estate agents can be the best scriptwriters.|
Santa: Because they know good plots!
|Santa: Iss Saal Vacation Ka Kya Plan Hai?|
Banta: Kuch Khaas Nahi, Pichle Saal Europe Nahi Gaye The... Iss Saal America Nahi Jayenge!
|Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?|
Santa: It's obvious because the valets will remember where the car was parked
|Banta: What is the worst fear a man can face?|
Santa: Leaving his mobile phone home!
|Santa: Why do women always ask questions starting with 'W'?|
Jeeto: What, Who, Where, When, Why?
|Santa: Come like a racer, sit like a yogi, & go like a king.|
Banta: Was that about life?
Santa: No, this was written on a toilet door!
|Santa: I like to show my wife who's boss in our house.|
Banta: Wow! But How?
Santa: By holding a mirror up to her face!
|Banta: What is a mixed feeling?|
Santa: When you see your mother-in-law reversing your new car off a cliff?
|Banta: What do women and fire engines have in common?|
Santa: When they are around, everybody knows!
|Banta: How did you find that doctor was fake?|
Santa: Because he had a good handwriting!