|Banta: What do men and beer bottles have in common?|
Santa: They are both empty from the neck up!
|Jeeto saw beer bottles in the fridge and asked Santa, "What is this for?"|
Santa: I'm freezing the properties of Vijay Mallya!
|One of Santa's unmarried friends asked Santa, "How is to be as a husband?"|
Santa: Put your GPS on full volume for your daily commute and follow the instructions, you will get to know how is it to be!
|Banta: I am really looking for some adventure?|
Santa: Then go visit your in-laws!
|Santa: A Police car brought me home drunk last night and...|
Santa: And I have no idea where I stole it from!
|Santa: Look at this, my wife sent me a blank text.|
Banta: But why would she do that?
Santa: Because she is not talking to me!
|Santa to his friend's son, "So what do you do?"|
Friend's son: Uncle, I'm a naval surgeon?
Santa: My, how you doctors specialize!
|Banta: How to lose an argument with a woman?|
Santa: Try to argue with her!
|Banta: What are you planning to do today?|
Banta: Isn't that what you did yesterday?
Santa: I haven't finished!
|Banta: What's your idea of a balanced diet?|
Santa: Beer in each hand!