• Santa: I haven't made any bad decisions since the day I got married.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: Because I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions!
    Santa: I haven't made any bad decisions since the day I got married.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: Because I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions!
  • Jeeto: If you wanted to change one thing about me, what would it be?<br/>
Santa: Your husband!
    Jeeto: If you wanted to change one thing about me, what would it be?
    Santa: Your husband!
  • Banta: What procrastinate means?<br/>
Santa: I'll tell you later!
    Banta: What procrastinate means?
    Santa: I'll tell you later!
  • Pappu: Dad, I have a doubt?<br/>
Santa: What's it, son?<br/>
Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Golden status by listening to his father in Satyayug.<br/>
Santa: That's true, son.<br/>
Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.<br/>
Santa: That is also true.<br/>
Pappu: So, kindly enlighten me that should I listen to you or not?<br/>
Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life!
    Pappu: Dad, I have a doubt?
    Santa: What's it, son?
    Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Golden status by listening to his father in Satyayug.
    Santa: That's true, son.
    Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.
    Santa: That is also true.
    Pappu: So, kindly enlighten me that should I listen to you or not?
    Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life!
  • Banta: What is the golden rule for a successful married life?<br/>
Santa: Wait. Honey, they're asking what is the golden rule for a successful married life. What should I tell them?
    Banta: What is the golden rule for a successful married life?
    Santa: Wait. Honey, they're asking what is the golden rule for a successful married life. What should I tell them?
  • Banta: How do you express your anger to your wife?<br/>
Santa: By aggressively washing the dishes and mopping the floor!
    Banta: How do you express your anger to your wife?
    Santa: By aggressively washing the dishes and mopping the floor!
  • Banta: Why did you deactivate your social media accounts?<br/>
Santa: I don't use them anymore?<br/>
Banta: Then why your Facebook account is still active?<br/>
Santa: Just to know my wife's birthday!
    Banta: Why did you deactivate your social media accounts?
    Santa: I don't use them anymore?
    Banta: Then why your Facebook account is still active?
    Santa: Just to know my wife's birthday!
  • Banta: The symptoms of Corona Virus are sweating, weakness, diarrhea and stomach pains.<br/>
Santa: So basically it's the same kind of feeling I get when I see my wife checking my phone!
    Banta: The symptoms of Corona Virus are sweating, weakness, diarrhea and stomach pains.
    Santa: So basically it's the same kind of feeling I get when I see my wife checking my phone!
  • Santa: My life hasn't been the same since my accident.<br/>
Banta: What accident?<br/>
Santa: The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring!
    Santa: My life hasn't been the same since my accident.
    Banta: What accident?
    Santa: The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring!
  • Jeeto: Look, I asked you to fix this damn kitchen cabinet three years ago.<br/>
Santa: For your information, you did preface that with `When you get a chance`!
    Jeeto: Look, I asked you to fix this damn kitchen cabinet three years ago.
    Santa: For your information, you did preface that with "When you get a chance"!