|Santa: Doctor, I am unable to sleep.|
Doctor: Try a cozy bed, a dim light, and light music.
Santa: But how is this all possible in office?
|Banta: Why we do 'Haldi' ceremony in weddings?|
Santa: The Haldi Ceremony for the groom is actually a refined form of marination of the chicken before it is sent for roasting!
|Banta: What is this 'Virgin Mojito'?|
Santa: It's a small town drink called 'Shikanji', that took an education loan, went abroad for studies and got a fancy new name!
|Banta: What is GST?|
Santa: Earlier you had many 'Girl Friends, Friends, Half Girlfriends' like 'VAT/Service Tax/Excise' etc. Now only One - 'Wife' who remember everything, report everything you do, report every detail in time!
|Banta: If a woman is quiet, which day is it?|
Santa: Who cares, just enjoy that day!
|Santa: Do you know that Real Estate agents can be the best scriptwriters.|
Santa: Because they know good plots!
|Santa: Iss Saal Vacation Ka Kya Plan Hai?|
Banta: Kuch Khaas Nahi, Pichle Saal Europe Nahi Gaye The... Iss Saal America Nahi Jayenge!
|Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?|
Santa: It's obvious because the valets will remember where the car was parked
|Banta: What is the worst fear a man can face?|
Santa: Leaving his mobile phone home!
|Santa: Why do women always ask questions starting with 'W'?|
Jeeto: What, Who, Where, When, Why?