• Santa: Which search engine is better? Google or Yahoo?<br/>
Banta: Just wait. I'll check it on Google!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Which search engine is better? Google or Yahoo?
    Banta: Just wait. I'll check it on Google!
  • Banta: This rooster of ours is a pain in the neck. Week days are fine but I hate it when it doesn't let me sleep on weekends.<br />
Santa: There's a solution for it.<br />
Banta excitedly: Wow. Please share it with me.<br />
Santa: Cook it on Friday evening!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: This rooster of ours is a pain in the neck. Week days are fine but I hate it when it doesn't let me sleep on weekends.
    Santa: There's a solution for it.
    Banta excitedly: Wow. Please share it with me.
    Santa: Cook it on Friday evening!
  • Santa went to a restaurant in China.<br />
Santa: Waiter, there's cockroach in my salad.<br />
Waiter: Please don't shout, sir. Or else the other customers will be asking for one, too!Upload to Facebook
    Santa went to a restaurant in China.
    Santa: Waiter, there's cockroach in my salad.
    Waiter: Please don't shout, sir. Or else the other customers will be asking for one, too!
  • Santa: This restaurant I went to last night is like a Moon.<br />
Banta: Is it so exorbitant?<br />
Santa: No, it's cheap. But it has no atmosphere!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: This restaurant I went to last night is like a Moon.
    Banta: Is it so exorbitant?
    Santa: No, it's cheap. But it has no atmosphere!
  • Santa: Officer! Someone stole my car.<br />
Cop: Did you see who did it?<br />
Santa: No, but I know the car's number!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Officer! Someone stole my car.
    Cop: Did you see who did it?
    Santa: No, but I know the car's number!
  • Santa: Every time I have a cup of tea, I get a sharp pain in my right eye. What should I do, Doctor?<br/>
Doctor: Take the spoon out of your cup!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Every time I have a cup of tea, I get a sharp pain in my right eye. What should I do, Doctor?
    Doctor: Take the spoon out of your cup!
  • Santa: Why did you have to stay after school, Pappu?<br/>
Pappu: I funked the test. I don't know where Appalachians were.<br/>
Santa: Well, next time remember where you put things, dear!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Why did you have to stay after school, Pappu?
    Pappu: I funked the test. I don't know where Appalachians were.
    Santa: Well, next time remember where you put things, dear!
  • Santa: I'm on a new diet. I only eat food that swims.<br/>
Banta: That sounds great. Fish is very healthy for you.<br/>
Santa: Yuck, forget fish! Do you realise how much trouble I'm having teaching a hen to dog-paddle!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: I'm on a new diet. I only eat food that swims.
    Banta: That sounds great. Fish is very healthy for you.
    Santa: Yuck, forget fish! Do you realise how much trouble I'm having teaching a hen to dog-paddle!
  • Santa: I gifted my wife a diamond necklace on her birthday and she didn't speak to me for 6 months.<br />
Banta: Why? Was the necklace fake?<br />
Santa: Nooooo! That was the deal!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: I gifted my wife a diamond necklace on her birthday and she didn't speak to me for 6 months.
    Banta: Why? Was the necklace fake?
    Santa: Nooooo! That was the deal!
  • Santa was sitting alone in a coffee shop. A beautiful lady came and asked, `If you don't mind, can I sit here?`<br />
Santa: No.<br />
Lady: Why?<br />
Santa: Because I have mind!Upload to Facebook
    Santa was sitting alone in a coffee shop. A beautiful lady came and asked, "If you don't mind, can I sit here?"
    Santa: No.
    Lady: Why?
    Santa: Because I have mind!
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