|Banta: Why did you paint your lawn blue?|
Santa: So that 'Google Earth' think I've got a swimming pool!
|Banta: Why there is no water crisis in US or Europe? Santa: Because they use toilet paper!|
|Banta: What is the difference between a shy man and a confident man?|
Santa: Just around 5 pints of Beers!
|Banta: What do men and beer bottles have in common?|
Santa: They are both empty from the neck up!
|Jeeto saw beer bottles in the fridge and asked Santa, "What is this for?"|
Santa: I'm freezing the properties of Vijay Mallya!
|One of Santa's unmarried friends asked Santa, "How is to be as a husband?"|
Santa: Put your GPS on full volume for your daily commute and follow the instructions, you will get to know how is it to be!
|Banta: I am really looking for some adventure?|
Santa: Then go visit your in-laws!
|Santa: A Police car brought me home drunk last night and...|
Santa: And I have no idea where I stole it from!
|Santa: Look at this, my wife sent me a blank text.|
Banta: But why would she do that?
Santa: Because she is not talking to me!
|Santa to his friend's son, "So what do you do?"|
Friend's son: Uncle, I'm a naval surgeon?
Santa: My, how you doctors specialize!