• At Cinema Hall:<br/>
Security: Flag Kyon Andar Lekar Ja Rahe Ho? <br/>
Santa: Jab National Anthem Bajega Tab Lehraunga... Full Patriotic Wali Feeling Aayegi!Upload to Facebook
    At Cinema Hall:
    Security: Flag Kyon Andar Lekar Ja Rahe Ho?
    Santa: Jab National Anthem Bajega Tab Lehraunga... Full Patriotic Wali Feeling Aayegi!
  • Officer: You were speeding.<br/>
Santa: I am trying to keep up with traffic.<br/>
Officer: There Is no traffic.<br/>
Santa: I am really far behind!Upload to Facebook
    Officer: You were speeding.
    Santa: I am trying to keep up with traffic.
    Officer: There Is no traffic.
    Santa: I am really far behind!
  • Santa: My wife takes care of me like a Rupees 2000 note.<br/>
Banta: Wow, that's really very respectful.<br/>
Santa: Yeah, she shouts at me `I can neither change you nor throw you`!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: My wife takes care of me like a Rupees 2000 note.
    Banta: Wow, that's really very respectful.
    Santa: Yeah, she shouts at me "I can neither change you nor throw you"!
  • Doctor: You can only have clear liquids after 7 PM.<br/>
Santa: Yeah sure, no problem.<br/>
Doctor: Not white wine.<br/>
Santa(shockingly): What?Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: You can only have clear liquids after 7 PM.
    Santa: Yeah sure, no problem.
    Doctor: Not white wine.
    Santa(shockingly): What?
  • Santa: With your current account balance, which Apple product can you buy?<br/>
Banta: Apple Juice!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: With your current account balance, which Apple product can you buy?
    Banta: Apple Juice!
  • Jeeto: I'm heading to the store. Do you want anything?<br/>
Santa: A sense of meaning and purpose in my life.<br/>
Jeeto: Sure. I will get the beer!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: I'm heading to the store. Do you want anything?
    Santa: A sense of meaning and purpose in my life.
    Jeeto: Sure. I will get the beer!
  • A traffic cop stopped Santa for talking on the mobile while driving.<br/>
Santa: You can't fine me for talking on the mobile while driving.<br/>
Cop: Why?<br/>
Santa: Because it's my wife... I was only listening!Upload to Facebook
    A traffic cop stopped Santa for talking on the mobile while driving.
    Santa: You can't fine me for talking on the mobile while driving.
    Cop: Why?
    Santa: Because it's my wife... I was only listening!
  • Banta: What is the technical difference between Welding and Wedding?<br/>
Santa: Not much, both are joints, in a way... In Welding, there are sparks first and bonding forever, whereas in Wedding there is bonding first and sparks forever!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What is the technical difference between Welding and Wedding?
    Santa: Not much, both are joints, in a way... In Welding, there are sparks first and bonding forever, whereas in Wedding there is bonding first and sparks forever!
  • Santa: The iPhone 7 is water-resistant, has stereo sound and a better camera but it doesn't have that one feature that I want.<br/>
Banta: And what is that? <br/>
Santa: Affordability!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: The iPhone 7 is water-resistant, has stereo sound and a better camera but it doesn't have that one feature that I want.
    Banta: And what is that?
    Santa: Affordability!
  • Santa went to Police Station to report his neighbour's missing wife.<br/>
Police: Why are you complaining about your neighbour's missing wife?<br/>
Santa: I can't tolerate that guy's happiness. He celebrates every day!Upload to Facebook
    Santa went to Police Station to report his neighbour's missing wife.
    Police: Why are you complaining about your neighbour's missing wife?
    Santa: I can't tolerate that guy's happiness. He celebrates every day!
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