• Santa was sitting alone in a coffee shop. A beautiful lady came and asked, `If you don't mind, can I sit here?`<br />
Santa: No.<br />
Lady: Why?<br />
Santa: Because I have mind!Upload to Facebook
    Santa was sitting alone in a coffee shop. A beautiful lady came and asked, "If you don't mind, can I sit here?"
    Santa: No.
    Lady: Why?
    Santa: Because I have mind!
  • Santa: I'm either gonna have to get new pets or new girlfriends.<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: I'm running out of passwords!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: I'm either gonna have to get new pets or new girlfriends.
    Banta: Why?
    Santa: I'm running out of passwords!
  • Santa: This report card should be underwater!<br />
Pappu: Because It's so wet?<br />
Santa: No, because it's below 'C' level!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: This report card should be underwater!
    Pappu: Because It's so wet?
    Santa: No, because it's below 'C' level!
  • Santa: I need salary increment. 3 other companies are after me.<br/>
Boss: Really, which 3?<br/>
Santa: Electricity, Mobile and Credit Card!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: I need salary increment. 3 other companies are after me.
    Boss: Really, which 3?
    Santa: Electricity, Mobile and Credit Card!
  • Santa: Some people tell me to be myself.<br/>
Banta: Yeah, it's good for self-esteem.<br/>
Santa: But I always get in trouble when I do!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Some people tell me to be myself.
    Banta: Yeah, it's good for self-esteem.
    Santa: But I always get in trouble when I do!
  • Banta: You know, this hotel has a complimentary turn down service.<br/>
Santa: So does my wife!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: You know, this hotel has a complimentary turn down service.
    Santa: So does my wife!
  • Santa: Just fancy, my wife even takes my shoes off with her own hands.<br />
Banta: When you come in at night?<br />
Santa: No, when I want to go out!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Just fancy, my wife even takes my shoes off with her own hands.
    Banta: When you come in at night?
    Santa: No, when I want to go out!
  • Jeeto: Before we were married, you said mother could stay with us whenever she pleased.<br/>
Santa: Yes, but she hasn't pleased yet!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: Before we were married, you said mother could stay with us whenever she pleased.
    Santa: Yes, but she hasn't pleased yet!
  • Insurance Agent: Now that you are married I suppose you will take out an insurance policy?<br/>
Santa: Oh, no! I don't think she's going to be dangerous!Upload to Facebook
    Insurance Agent: Now that you are married I suppose you will take out an insurance policy?
    Santa: Oh, no! I don't think she's going to be dangerous!
  • Santa: Why did the chicken cross the road?<br/>
Banta: Dunno.<br/>
Santa: It was escaping from `Kake Da Dhaba`!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Banta: Dunno.
    Santa: It was escaping from "Kake Da Dhaba"!
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