• Jeeto: Remember when we got married, you used to feed me first and then have your meals?<br/>
Santa: Yes, I remember.<br/>
Jeeto: So, why have you stopped now?<br/>
Santa: Because, now you have learnt how to cook!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: Remember when we got married, you used to feed me first and then have your meals?
    Santa: Yes, I remember.
    Jeeto: So, why have you stopped now?
    Santa: Because, now you have learnt how to cook!
  • Banta: What women think about a 'Secret'?<br/>
Santa: Something which is told to one person at a time!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What women think about a 'Secret'?
    Santa: Something which is told to one person at a time!
  • Banta: What is the definition of a husband?<br/>
Santa: A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What is the definition of a husband?
    Santa: A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted!
  • Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy:<br/>
One, let her think she is having her own way, and the other, let her have it!Upload to Facebook
    Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy:
    One, let her think she is having her own way, and the other, let her have it!
  • Banta: What is worse than a biscuit drowning in the tea?<br/>
Santa: The second biscuit on a rescue mission drowns, too!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What is worse than a biscuit drowning in the tea?
    Santa: The second biscuit on a rescue mission drowns, too!
  • Banta: What is the difference between 'Temporary Love' and 'Permanent Love'?<br/>
Santa: In 'Temporary Love' a girl calls his boyfriend 'Jaanu', 'Sweetu', 'Babu', 'Shona' but in 'Permanent Love' she says, 'Saale', 'Kutte', 'Kamine'!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What is the difference between 'Temporary Love' and 'Permanent Love'?
    Santa: In 'Temporary Love' a girl calls his boyfriend 'Jaanu', 'Sweetu', 'Babu', 'Shona' but in 'Permanent Love' she says, 'Saale', 'Kutte', 'Kamine'!
  • Thought of the day:<br/>
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability your wife will prove you wrong!Upload to Facebook
    Thought of the day:
    Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability your wife will prove you wrong!
  • Maine Kal Socha Sharab Chhod Dun, Phir Yaad Aaya Ki...<br/>
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Nashe Mein Faisla Lena Theek Nahi!Upload to Facebook
    Maine Kal Socha Sharab Chhod Dun, Phir Yaad Aaya Ki...
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    Nashe Mein Faisla Lena Theek Nahi!
  • Banta: What is Alimony?<br/>
Santa: Alimony - A system wherein two people make a mistake, and one of them keeps on paying for it!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What is Alimony?
    Santa: Alimony - A system wherein two people make a mistake, and one of them keeps on paying for it!
  • Banta: Why is divorce so expensive?<br/>
Santa: Because it's worth it.Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Why is divorce so expensive?
    Santa: Because it's worth it.
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