• Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Dun? <br/> 
Santa: Haan! <br/>
Chai Wala: Elaichi? <br/>
Santa: Haan! <br/>
Chai Wala: Laung? <br/>
Santa: Haan, Agar Inni Mehnat Ki Kar Reha Hain Te Phir Chicken Hi Bana Lai!
    Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Dun?
    Santa: Haan!
    Chai Wala: Elaichi?
    Santa: Haan!
    Chai Wala: Laung?
    Santa: Haan, Agar Inni Mehnat Ki Kar Reha Hain Te Phir Chicken Hi Bana Lai!
  • Pappu: Dad, how do I look?<br/>
Santa: With your eyes, son!
    Pappu: Dad, how do I look?
    Santa: With your eyes, son!
  • After his Holy Trip to Jerusalem, Santa was caught by customs for carrying liquor.<br/>
Customs: Sir, what is in the bag?<br/>
Santa: Holy water from Jerusalem.<br/>
Customs (after smelling & tasting): Don't lie sir. It's wine.<br/>
Santa: O Jesus, One more miracle!
    After his Holy Trip to Jerusalem, Santa was caught by customs for carrying liquor.
    Customs: Sir, what is in the bag?
    Santa: Holy water from Jerusalem.
    Customs (after smelling & tasting): Don't lie sir. It's wine.
    Santa: O Jesus, One more miracle!
  • Pappu: Dad, I want a new tab.<br/>
Santa: Then press Ctrl+T
    Pappu: Dad, I want a new tab.
    Santa: Then press Ctrl+T
  • At Starbucks:<br/>
Santa: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?<br/>
Attendant: Sir ₹ 200.<br/>
Santa: And Sugar?<br/>
Attendant: Sir sugar is free.<br/>
Santa: OK! Toh 5 Kilo Sugar De Do!
    At Starbucks:
    Santa: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?
    Attendant: Sir ₹ 200.
    Santa: And Sugar?
    Attendant: Sir sugar is free.
    Santa: OK! Toh 5 Kilo Sugar De Do!
  • Santa in extreme pain, `How much to have a tooth pulled?`<br />
Dentist: Rs 1200.<br />
Santa: 1200 bucks for a few minutes job?<br />
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like!
    Santa in extreme pain, "How much to have a tooth pulled?"
    Dentist: Rs 1200.
    Santa: 1200 bucks for a few minutes job?
    Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like!
  • Banta: Which country's capital is the fastest growing?<br/>
Santa: Ireland.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: Every year, it's Dublin!
    Banta: Which country's capital is the fastest growing?
    Santa: Ireland.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: Every year, it's Dublin!
  • Santa in other countries: Ho Ho Ho...<br/>
Santa in India: Oh Ho Ho Ho... Oh Ho Ho Ho... Ishq Tera Tadpawe!
    Santa in other countries: Ho Ho Ho...
    Santa in India: Oh Ho Ho Ho... Oh Ho Ho Ho... Ishq Tera Tadpawe!
  • Banta: What do you call a person who is happy on Monday?<br/>
Santa: Retired!
    Banta: What do you call a person who is happy on Monday?
    Santa: Retired!
  • Banta: Why most of the archeologists are females?<br/>
Santa: Because they love digging up the best!
    Banta: Why most of the archeologists are females?
    Santa: Because they love digging up the best!