• A traffic cop stopped Santa for talking on the mobile while driving.<br/>
Santa: You can't fine me for talking on the mobile while driving.<br/>
Cop: Why?<br/>
Santa: Because it's my wife... I was only listening!Upload to Facebook
    A traffic cop stopped Santa for talking on the mobile while driving.
    Santa: You can't fine me for talking on the mobile while driving.
    Cop: Why?
    Santa: Because it's my wife... I was only listening!
  • Banta: What is the technical difference between Welding and Wedding?<br/>
Santa: Not much, both are joints, in a way... In Welding, there are sparks first and bonding forever, whereas in Wedding there is bonding first and sparks forever!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What is the technical difference between Welding and Wedding?
    Santa: Not much, both are joints, in a way... In Welding, there are sparks first and bonding forever, whereas in Wedding there is bonding first and sparks forever!
  • Santa: The iPhone 7 is water-resistant, has stereo sound and a better camera but it doesn't have that one feature that I want.<br/>
Banta: And what is that? <br/>
Santa: Affordability!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: The iPhone 7 is water-resistant, has stereo sound and a better camera but it doesn't have that one feature that I want.
    Banta: And what is that?
    Santa: Affordability!
  • Santa went to Police Station to report his neighbour's missing wife.<br/>
Police: Why are you complaining about your neighbour's missing wife?<br/>
Santa: I can't tolerate that guy's happiness. He celebrates every day!Upload to Facebook
    Santa went to Police Station to report his neighbour's missing wife.
    Police: Why are you complaining about your neighbour's missing wife?
    Santa: I can't tolerate that guy's happiness. He celebrates every day!
  • Banta: After winning an argument with his wife what should a husband do to maintain better relations?<br/>
Santa: Say, your suggestions were better than mine!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: After winning an argument with his wife what should a husband do to maintain better relations?
    Santa: Say, your suggestions were better than mine!
  • Banta: Please do not tell my wife that I took money from you.<br/>
Santa: It's okay, but you also do not tell my wife that I had money to give!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Please do not tell my wife that I took money from you.
    Santa: It's okay, but you also do not tell my wife that I had money to give!
  • Santa: Married couples are really made for each other.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: Both partners feel the need of a quarrel at the same time!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Married couples are really made for each other.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: Both partners feel the need of a quarrel at the same time!
  • After doing 50 push-ups, Santa was checking himself out in front of the mirror. He asked Jeeto `Dekhe Mere Abs?`<br/>
Jeeto replied:  Jis Din Shaadi Kari Thi... Tab Se Tumhare Mein Aeb Hi Dekh Rahi Hun!`Upload to Facebook
    After doing 50 push-ups, Santa was checking himself out in front of the mirror. He asked Jeeto "Dekhe Mere Abs?"
    Jeeto replied: Jis Din Shaadi Kari Thi... Tab Se Tumhare Mein Aeb Hi Dekh Rahi Hun!"
  • Banta: Why men are kind and women tend to be mean?<br/>
Santa: Because, most women don't help unknown men unlike all men who are ready to help any women!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Why men are kind and women tend to be mean?
    Santa: Because, most women don't help unknown men unlike all men who are ready to help any women!
  • Santa goes to a jewellery store. <br/>
Santa: Show me `Sleep of defeat`.<br/>
Jeweler: What?<br/>
Santa: Anpadh Insaan, `Sone Ka Haar` Dikhao!Upload to Facebook
    Santa goes to a jewellery store.
    Santa: Show me "Sleep of defeat".
    Jeweler: What?
    Santa: Anpadh Insaan, "Sone Ka Haar" Dikhao!
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