|Banta: Why are you looking so sad?|
Santa: I married a really nice girl. I wonder where she went!
|Doctor: I do not understand the reason for your illness. It may be due to the intake of too much alcohol.|
Santa: Never mind, doctor. I will come again for a check-up when you are sober!
|Santa's salary was Rs.25000/- One month he received ₹ 27000/- and he kept quiet. The following month he received ₹ 23000/- and he went straight to the HR Manager to complain.|
The HR Manager asked, why he did not complain the previous month when he got ₹ 2000/- extra?
Santa replied, "I normally forgive the first mistake but when you make a second mistake I do not tolerate"!
|Jeeto: Why do farts stink?|
Santa: So that deaf people can enjoy them, too!
|Banta: Why are you so sad?|
Santa: Sadly, I got sacked from my job at the bank today.
Banta: Oh no! But why?
Santa: An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over!
|Banta: If someone wants to buy a House Boat in Kashmir. Will it be a Housing Loan or a Vehicle Loan?|
Santa: Floating Loan!
|Angry Santa: When one door closes, another one opens.|
Banta: It's good. Why are you angry?
Santa: I have to be angry. This is the last time I'm buying a used car!
|Santa walks into a bar.|
He asks the barman, "How tall is a penguin?"
The barman says about three feet.
Santa, "Don't you get any penguins taller than that!"
The barman says, "Maybe maximum four feet but no taller than that."
Santa, "Oh shit, in that case, I just drove over a nun!"
|Interviewer: Congratulations, you are selected for the job. Your 1st-year salary will be 6 lakh/year & next year it will be 10 lakh/year.|
Santa: Thank you, I'll join next year!
|Santa: Archeologists have found a thousand years old woman's jawbone.|
Banta: How they do know it was a woman's jaw?
Santa: Because it was still moving!