|A traffic cop stopped Santa for talking on the mobile while driving.|
Santa: You can't fine me for talking on the mobile while driving.
Santa: Because it's my wife... I was only listening!
|Banta: What is the technical difference between Welding and Wedding?|
Santa: Not much, both are joints, in a way... In Welding, there are sparks first and bonding forever, whereas in Wedding there is bonding first and sparks forever!
|Santa: The iPhone 7 is water-resistant, has stereo sound and a better camera but it doesn't have that one feature that I want.|
Banta: And what is that?
|Santa went to Police Station to report his neighbour's missing wife.|
Police: Why are you complaining about your neighbour's missing wife?
Santa: I can't tolerate that guy's happiness. He celebrates every day!
|Banta: After winning an argument with his wife what should a husband do to maintain better relations?|
Santa: Say, your suggestions were better than mine!
|Banta: Please do not tell my wife that I took money from you.|
Santa: It's okay, but you also do not tell my wife that I had money to give!
|Santa: Married couples are really made for each other.|
Santa: Both partners feel the need of a quarrel at the same time!
|After doing 50 push-ups, Santa was checking himself out in front of the mirror. He asked Jeeto "Dekhe Mere Abs?"|
Jeeto replied: Jis Din Shaadi Kari Thi... Tab Se Tumhare Mein Aeb Hi Dekh Rahi Hun!"
|Banta: Why men are kind and women tend to be mean?|
Santa: Because, most women don't help unknown men unlike all men who are ready to help any women!
|Santa goes to a jewellery store. |
Santa: Show me "Sleep of defeat".
Santa: Anpadh Insaan, "Sone Ka Haar" Dikhao!